[AncientOldBloke]

Pics of the den bro....?

Coming. Need daytime light for decent pics.

I'm quite proud of it. I spend 4-5 hours a day there. Got a custom-lettered roller blind saying "no chicks"

Workout done. Had dinner listening to the guests talk s**t about how they saved money on a car / holiday / electrical items.

How come every c**t's way of life is to step over £50 notes to pick up 50p pieces? ****wits.

(Yep, tren's kicked in)

 

[D 4 Damage]

Coming. Need daytime light for decent pics.

I'm quite proud of it. I spend 4-5 hours a day there. Got a custom-lettered roller blind saying "no chicks"

Mate my dyslexia is strong today, kept reading that as

"Got a custom LEATHER blind that says no ******"

The blind I was imagining looked pretty gangsta to be fair

 

[6083]

Got a custom LEATHER blind that says no ******"

You know, long time ago I dated a Chinese solicitor, crazy bitch anyways

A month in she said to me Gareth will you stop calling me ch1nk, I said WHAT I've been calling you CHICK FFS from day 1

 

[AncientOldBloke]

Mate my dyslexia is strong today

Heard about the dyslexic pimp who bid £2million quid on a warehouse?

 

[AncientOldBloke]

You know, long time ago I dated a Chinese solicitor

What was her name?

Su Mi or Su Yu?

 

[6083]

What was her name?

Su Mi?

Oh but that is the only girl I've ever fked and I live in a 3storey detached house that I've had to get off mid shag and close my windows, she squealed the place down.

She agreed that Chinese guys do have small dicks.

Plus she gave me a great couple of hand jobs in the cinema watching the first captain America when that was out.

 

[Heavyassweights]

Oh but that is the only girl I've ever fked and I live in a 3storey detached house that I've had to get off mid shag and close my windows, she squealed the place down.

She agreed that Chinese guys do have small dicks.

Plus she gave me a great couple of hand jobs in the cinema watching the first captain America when that was out.

Essentially being wanked while eye balling cptn America, whatever floats your boat brah

 

[6083]

Essentially being wanked while eye balling cptn America, whatever floats your boat brah

Yeah, well he went from puny to superhuman, dam horny that's what I'm trying for

 

[AncientOldBloke]

Pics of the den bro....?

Eeeyar, Dammidge gav.

Less than free graynd from start to finish, mostly used items picked up here and there.

Pleased to report I must find some more 20's and 10's now.

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[EpicSquats]

Eeeyar, Dammidge gav.

Less than free graynd from start to finish, mostly used items picked up here and there.

Pleased to report I must find some more 20's and 10's now.

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Just watched your video bro. Didn't expect your voice to sound like that lol. I thought you'd have a cockney accent for some reason lol. And a bed to lie down on between sets haha. Sometimes wish I had one of those in the gym.

 

[Matt6210]

Just watched your video bro. Didn't expect your voice to sound like that lol. I thought you'd have a cockney accent for some reason lol. And a bed to lie down on between sets haha. Sometimes wish I had one of those in the gym.

You ain't got the time to be laying down between sets bro

 

[EpicSquats]

You ain't got the time to be laying down between sets bro

Are you my PT now bro?

 

[Matt6210]

Are you my PT now bro?

Yes, go and eat x

 

[AncientOldBloke]

You ain't got the time to be laying down between sets bro

I tried reducing rest time between sets. Turned out to be a cardio workout. On a 5x10, I'd flounder and then reduce the kg.

Sets and form turned to s**t; 5 here, 7 there.

To get 10 reps, I need to rest 1-2 mins.

I've also given up lately on all-out mass - fvucking wrist joints, elbow joints prevent low-rep, heavy work. This is with Naprozen or deca or fish oil (but it fixes itself naturally in the summer EVEN on 50 winnie).

Basically I have two lives: For GMT Nov-March I am fatter and wetter. For BST April-Oct I'm harder and drier. f**k all can be done apart from train and eat around it. Luckily I'm not yet at the stage where I can;t do certain compounds eg squats.

 

[Matt6210]

I tried reducing rest time between sets. Turned out to be a cardio workout. On a 5x10, I'd flounder and then reduce the kg. To get 10 reps, I need to rest 1-2 mins

I change intensity, think different body parts respond better to higher intensity aswel, like arms for example.

 

[jake87]

Eeeyar, Dammidge gav.

Less than free graynd from start to finish, mostly used items picked up here and there.

Pleased to report I must find some more 20's and 10's now.

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Not many things I won't wank to and that voice isn't one of them

 

[AncientOldBloke]

Not many things I won't wank to and that voice isn't one of them

How about I come back after voice coaching? Will there still be a place in your heart for me?

 

[jake87]

How about I come back after voice coaching? Will there still be a place in your heart for me?

Why do you need voice coaching?

 

[AncientOldBloke]

Why do you need voice coaching?

To be sexier of course.

But then they meet me and their fannies dry up faster than a snowball in hell.

 

[6083]

Not many things I won't wank to and that voice isn't one of them

Double negative equals he will wank over your voice

Wait... What.... it's actually a triple negative