Dingbat 6 Posted Wednesday at 04:20 PM What a marvellous instrument! I heard young children playing at home yesterday and I have decided to take it up myself! Does anyone have any recommendations on which type to buy please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D 4 Damage 688 Posted Wednesday at 04:39 PM f**k me you must be board, not for taking the instrument up, but for making the whole thing up and bothering to write that. I'm mid way though a s**t only reason I replied. 1 Bensif reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dingbat 6 Posted Wednesday at 05:20 PM 39 minutes ago, D 4 Damage said: f**k me you must be board, not for taking the instrument up, but for making the whole thing up and bothering to write that. I'm mid way though a s**t only reason I replied. Hmmmm interesting. Did you strain hard? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kazza61 6632 Posted Wednesday at 05:35 PM Lad at school used to impress us all by playing London's Burning on the recorder down his right nostril. Something to aspire to there. 1 Chicken_Boy reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dingbat 6 Posted Wednesday at 05:38 PM Just now, Kazza61 said: Lad at school used to impress us all by playing London's Burning on the recorder down his right nostril. Something to aspire to there. I’ve two shitted him by inserting the tip into my colon and playing WHAM wake me up before you go go!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwright 3274 Posted Wednesday at 05:50 PM 1 hour ago, D 4 Damage said: f**k me you must be board, not for taking the instrument up, but for making the whole thing up and bothering to write that. I'm mid way though a s**t only reason I replied. I'm shitting too Ooh farted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PSevens2017 3394 Posted Wednesday at 06:11 PM 1 hour ago, Dingbat said: What a marvellous instrument! I heard young children playing at home yesterday and I have decided to take it up myself! Does anyone have any recommendations on which type to buy please? 3 blind mice being my favourite, Ketones Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dingbat 6 Posted Wednesday at 06:12 PM 1 minute ago, PSevens2017 said: 3 blind mice being my favourite, Ketones Cut the claws off!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Restless83 597 Posted Wednesday at 06:23 PM 9 minutes ago, Dingbat said: Cut the claws off!! And insert them one by one into your arse Ketones if you can squeeze them past the wowzer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dingbat 6 Posted Wednesday at 06:27 PM 3 minutes ago, Restless83 said: And insert them one by one into your arse Ketones if you can squeeze them past the wowzer. Don’t be so rude!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D 4 Damage 688 Posted Wednesday at 06:28 PM 1 hour ago, Dingbat said: Hmmmm interesting. Did you strain hard? Practically fell out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Restless83 597 Posted Wednesday at 06:28 PM Just now, Dingbat said: Don’t be so rude!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dingbat 6 Posted Wednesday at 06:29 PM Just now, D 4 Damage said: Practically fell out Maybe ease up on the lady boys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
