BUFFMAN 412 Posted November 21, 2020 I mean, what the hell do you buy a heavily pregnant woman for Christmas? Can't buy her any silly flavored gins, can't buy her any clothes because it won't fit for long! Jewelry is a possibility I suppose, but she rarely wears it (aside from the wedding ring of course). Safe options: Perfume Latest Now CD Vouchers Any suggestions? (and no forum porvorts, I'm not getting in any wowzers or weird spiked electric shock inducing underwear). 1 anotherandy reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flubs 4641 Posted November 21, 2020 Does she get her hair cut in a salon? Get her a voucher from there so she can have a style and a treatment. If she gets her nails or eyelashes done at a salon buy her two appts. Are there shoes she is hankering after? Go get them, you should know her size? when the baby arrives will she return to working out at all? New trackies? How about a day out a spa hotel? Cough...... for when they open again, if they ever do. A really classy bouquet of flowers with a bottle of whatever she like to drink....for after baby arrives. If she is pregnant would she like a foot massage? From a proper place of course. does she wear make up at all? Order her some from whatever make she likes, you could get them from Amazon or direct from the make up store (online shop). Mac is a brilliant make in my opinion, also Charlotte tilbury. Just a few ideas. Sorry if they are too pants for you. Ps. Does she listen to music on her phone! How about a good pair of ear things...durrrr... forgotten what they are called. I’m always breaking mine, or losing them, or wishing I could afford a better pair... 1 3 BUFFMAN, Sasnak, anotherandy and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toranator 748 Posted November 21, 2020 Who the f**k wants the latest NOW CD. Spotify subscription. Sorted. 3 Kill Kcal, Diesel86 and BUFFMAN reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flubs 4641 Posted November 21, 2020 Just thought of something else...... New handbag? Is she a rucksack type gal, some lovely leather ones around at the mo, or a wrist loop bag, small but loops onto the wrist so she could be hands free. 1 BUFFMAN reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vetran 5279 Posted November 21, 2020 Don’t buy the fat cow anything 4 EpicSquats, stevieboy100, BUFFMAN and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Simon90 1292 Posted November 21, 2020 I’ll give her a cervix a good prodding if you want mate she’ll enjoy that. just pay for my travel expenses and an ice lolly for when I’m done and it’s a done deal. 1 BUFFMAN reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sasnak 9505 Posted November 21, 2020 Think Flubs has got this one. Seeing as she’s the only female who currently posts in here it’s fair to say you won’t see any better replies 3 1 Kill Kcal, BUFFMAN, Flubs and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neverminder 255 Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, BUFFMAN said: I mean, what the hell do you buy a heavily pregnant woman for Christmas? Can't buy her any silly flavored gins, can't buy her any clothes because it won't fit for long! Jewelry is a possibility I suppose, but she rarely wears it (aside from the wedding ring of course). Safe options: Perfume Latest Now CD Vouchers Any suggestions? (and no forum porvorts, I'm not getting in any wowzers or weird spiked electric shock inducing underwear). Buy her slippers and a dildo. You know the drill. 1 BUFFMAN reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diesel86 249 Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, BUFFMAN said: I mean, what the hell do you buy a heavily pregnant woman for Christmas? Can't buy her any silly flavored gins, can't buy her any clothes because it won't fit for long! Jewelry is a possibility I suppose, but she rarely wears it (aside from the wedding ring of course). Safe options: Perfume Latest Now CD Vouchers Any suggestions? (and no forum porvorts, I'm not getting in any wowzers or weird spiked electric shock inducing underwear). How about a spa weekend for you both but more for her to treat her. obviously way after lockdown Lol 1 1 BUFFMAN and Sasnak reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vetran 5279 Posted November 21, 2020 20 minutes ago, Sasnak said: Think Flubs has got this one. Seeing as she’s the only female who currently posts in here it’s fair to say you won’t see any better replies I agree but our lovely flubs is soooo high maintenance 3 Sasnak, Flubs and Diesel86 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pez189 824 Posted November 21, 2020 Get 2 tickets for her and a girlfriend to go enjoy a theatre show or live concert or something when they return. I recommend the death metal band cattle decapitation. 2 BUFFMAN and Diesel86 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jackoffblades 888 Posted November 21, 2020 Xbox one X you choose the game to go with it that you like the look of as it’s secretly for you anyway 1 BUFFMAN reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flubs 4641 Posted November 21, 2020 22 minutes ago, vetran said: I agree but our lovely flubs is soooo high maintenance I know ....... just deal with it.... 1 stevieboy100 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUFFMAN 412 Posted November 21, 2020 33 minutes ago, Jackoffblades said: Xbox one X you choose the game to go with it that you like the look of as it’s secretly for you anyway I can't get one anywhere. Thought I'd pick one up for the oldest son, but no luck. Not being ripped off on Ebay prices either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUFFMAN 412 Posted November 21, 2020 Flubs you are a legend! Some great ideas, thank you. 1 Flubs reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tricky 2985 Posted November 22, 2020 4 hours ago, BUFFMAN said: I mean, what the hell do you buy a heavily pregnant woman for Christmas? Can't buy her any silly flavored gins, can't buy her any clothes because it won't fit for long! Jewelry is a possibility I suppose, but she rarely wears it (aside from the wedding ring of course). Safe options: Perfume Latest Now CD Vouchers Any suggestions? (and no forum porvorts, I'm not getting in any wowzers or weird spiked electric shock inducing underwear). She will appreciate a professional photo shoot gift voucher so she can have pictures of the wee one. Women love that. Unless ofcourse it’s not your first then they don’t give a f**k. I’ve two believe me. a spa weekend voucher ones the wee one is about 8-12 weeks and in a slight routine and can be left with parents she will need the night off I wouldn’t buy a dildo or anything as her pish lips might split right to her fart box so after getting that stiched she won’t want a dildo or your D 1 BUFFMAN reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donny dog 394 Posted November 22, 2020 If you think buying for her is hard, give not buying for her a try and see how much harder life is after that! 5 Flubs, sean m, Spieren and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gymaddict1986 508 Posted November 22, 2020 just ask her what she wants mate, it’s what I do with a few surprise gifts on the side . 1 1 Flubs and BUFFMAN reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUFFMAN 412 Posted November 22, 2020 5 hours ago, Tricky said: She will appreciate a professional photo shoot gift voucher so she can have pictures of the wee one. Women love that. Unless ofcourse it’s not your first then they don’t give a f**k. I’ve two believe me. a spa weekend voucher ones the wee one is about 8-12 weeks and in a slight routine and can be left with parents she will need the night off I wouldn’t buy a dildo or anything as her pish lips might split right to her fart box so after getting that stiched she won’t want a dildo or your D Well that post changed dramatically That's an excellent idea about the photo shoot. It's something we've spoken about a few times in the past. Definitely going to look into that today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Restless83 630 Posted November 22, 2020 A star,you can name it yourself as well. Afternoon tea in a nice castle for you both off the kids. Can't go wrong with perfume. Make your own vouchers and staple them together..you make the tea,a massage,you wash the pots,shot some cheeky ones in there as well A wowz........errr forget that one 1 1 BUFFMAN and Flubs reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drwae 2135 Posted November 22, 2020 Surprise paternity test! 2 BUFFMAN and Spieren reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spieren 832 Posted November 22, 2020 11 hours ago, BUFFMAN said: Latest Now CD Vouchers If she’s used to crap like this, you’ve obviously got it cracked Buddy. Edit: The Mrs has just chimed in. Body Shop Hamper. The White Company candles. Uggs. 1 BUFFMAN reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwright 3275 Posted November 22, 2020 24 minutes ago, Spieren said: If she’s used to crap like this, you’ve obviously got it cracked Buddy. Edit: The Mrs has just chimed in. Body Shop Hamper. The White Company candles. Uggs. Your Mrs is racist OP buy a candle from OrganicfreerangeLGBTQX+BLMethnicfsirtradecrueltyfreecandles.co.uk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KETONES 1531 Posted November 22, 2020 An Alma BB....in red! You’ll be in the good books forever! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KETONES 1531 Posted November 22, 2020 Have a look at Christian laboutine or Jimmy choo shoes! 1 BUFFMAN reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
