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Decided to get me and the wife a pizza to share so I could surprise her with the old knob through the pizza box trick. “Ewww, that's disgusting - it’s all covered in cheese!” she screamed.

Sadly she’d caught me before I got chance to put my knob through the pizza box.

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1 hour ago, Kazza61 said:

Decided to get me and the wife a pizza to share so I could surprise her with the old knob through the pizza box trick. “Ewww, that's disgusting - it’s all covered in cheese!” she screamed.

Sadly she’d caught me before I got chance to put it through the pizza box.

I thought she was going to say, by these are small bits of sausage on here this time.

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Man takes wife to the doctors

Doctor tells husband its either HIV or Alzhimers

Guy says what shall I do

Doctor says drop her off 10 miles away from home, if she finds her way home dont f**k her..

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It has to be the older guy who's wife had recently left him going to the doctors asking for a dozen Viagra tablets as he had an orgy of twelve beauties, one after another, lined up for the weekend. The doctor protested vehemently that it could be very dangerous for a man of his age, but eventually after much arguing he conceded provided his patient returned to his surgery first thing Monday morning so he could check on his health. Come Monday morning the man turned up at the surgery but with his arm in a sling. The doctor, naturally concerned, asked what happened.  The man sheepishly replied:  'None of them turned up'.....

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