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Why is white bread so popular

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1 hour ago, monkeybiker said:

You know colour does actually have an effect on taste. You can't separate your senses they are all interlinked. So with the cheese if you closed your eyes you couldn't tell the difference but they might taste different if you looked at them maybe, possibly, I don't know:confused1:

I've had no sense of smell for over 25 years and very little sense of taste. I can't tell a cheese sandwich from a chicken sandwich apart from by texture. So I'm virtually two senses down and what does the state give me? A dog? A free parking space? Do they fvck. And yet some people who are only one sense down get the fvcking lot. Jammy bastards. 

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9 hours ago, Baz-- said:

Cant have a bacon sarnie using brown bread. Wrong on so many levels!!

Crispy bacon.....mmmmmm

 

....in brown bread....who in their right mind would even consider doing something like that? 

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26 minutes ago, Kazza61 said:

I've had no sense of smell for over 25 years and very little sense of taste. I can't tell a cheese sandwich from a chicken sandwich apart from by texture. So I'm virtually two senses down and what does the state give me? A dog? A free parking space? Do they fvck. And yet some people who are only one sense down get the fvcking lot. Jammy bastards. 

I only thought Corona had been around since the turn of the year??

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9 minutes ago, js77 said:

I only thought Corona had been around since the turn of the year??

Check the Guinness book of records - I started this malarkey- not that fvcking limelight stealing bat.

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It's popular as it doesn't distract from the flavour of the filling. 

ie. Bacon sandwich tastes of bacon not some brown seedy stuff just used to stop your fingers get greasy. 

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23 minutes ago, EpicSquats said:

OP hates white bread because his ex mrs shoved a loaf of Warburton's up his arse while he was sleeping. True story.

Crusts on or off?

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19 minutes ago, sean m said:

It's popular as it doesn't distract from the flavour of the filling. 

ie. Bacon sandwich tastes of bacon not some brown seedy stuff just used to stop your fingers get greasy. 

And have you ever seen anyone buy a brown french stick or baguette?

Ill leave all you brown bread lovers with two words..... TIGER BREAD

Theres really nothing more to say is there?

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5 hours ago, js77 said:

leave all you brown bread lovers with two words..... TIGER BREAD

Jalapeño and cheddar from Co-Op. split loaf across the middle and in goes a pack of bacon. 
Lovely. 

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6 minutes ago, BLUE(UK) said:

Jalapeño and cheddar from Co-Op. split loaf across the middle and in goes a pack of bacon. 
Lovely. 

I’m feeling that one big boy :thumb

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12 hours ago, js77 said:

Ill leave all you brown bread lovers with two words..... TIGER BREAD

You’ve seriously neglected CRACKED SALT AND PEPPER BREAD Buddy..!

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On 17/10/2020 at 9:29 AM, Jackoffblades said:

I don’t get it at all. How is it that most people prefer white bread compared to brown. It’s like eating tasteless cardboard. How can they refuse warm buttery brown toast especially when it’s got the seeds in. White bread is just crappy bleached bread that’s hard to swallow and sticks to the roof of your mouth and tasteless with no texture. You scruffy white breaded basterds eating garbage. Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!

It tastes better. 

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18 hours ago, js77 said:

And have you ever seen anyone buy a brown french stick or baguette?

Ill leave all you brown bread lovers with two words..... TIGER BREAD

Theres really nothing more to say is there?

Really bread made from tigers? Basterds, tigers are already very endangered species and there hunting them just to make bread 

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Been a while since I bought a white loaf, but I've just been to Aldi and bought a Scottish plain white loaf as a protest against this anti-white nonsense.

That, and it is really nice toasted with some marmite and peanut butter on it:tongue:

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4 hours ago, Jackoffblades said:

Really bread made from tigers? Basterds, tigers are already very endangered species and there hunting them just to make bread 

Fuk em... they taste delicious 

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10 hours ago, Spieren said:

You’ve seriously neglected CRACKED SALT AND PEPPER BREAD Buddy..!

I sprinkle pink salt on my tiger bread after it’s been buttered... so I get where you’re coming from:thumbup1:

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On 17/10/2020 at 9:53 AM, Lancashiregent said:

make french toast with the white bread and it's a game changer.
 

Make a mixture of the following:

6-7 egg whites

Cinnanom

5g of zero calorie sweeter 

Teaspoon of vanilla flavouring

Whisk it up

Soak the white bread in it until it can't absorb any more ( Need 4 slices of bread)

Fry on low heat for 15 minutes

 

40-50g of protein and around 400 -500 cals depending on what bread you use

Then pour some zero calorie syrup on damn...

 

Try this and I guarantee your opinion on white bread with change forever.

Can also chuck a load of blueberries onto the bread as its cooking  and embed them in the toast..

And yes this is Greg Doucette's Anabolic French Toast.

I have some in the pan as i write this. 
 

 

No yolks? No thanks 

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4 minutes ago, Lancashiregent said:

No rules.

If you want a yolk in it, put one in - put two ( put ten)

Can't get my head around wasting any yolks

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Bread is goat.

Wanna go all out? Slightly toasted Tiger bread, add a few rashes of bacon. Cover with copious amounts of melted Brie cheese. Then lastly sprinkle some caramelised onions on top

Or it can serve you during them full poverty times. A loaf of ‘Asda value price’ will only set you back 32p. Then just put anything you can find in your pantry.. whether that be the last bit of mayo, or ice cubes..:thumb

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18 hours ago, ByTheNumbers said:

Been a while since I bought a white loaf, but I've just been to Aldi and bought a Scottish plain white loaf as a protest against this anti-white nonsense.

That, and it is really nice toasted with some marmite and peanut butter on it:tongue:

If the wife came home and put a jar of marmite in the cupboard she'd be getting a karate chop to the side of the neck.

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