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19 minutes ago, Pez189 said:

Are you Japanese? Because I wouldn’t mind getting in Japanties. 
 

(only works with Japanese women... and even then it’s not a dead cert). 

Had to Google that one but How the f**k is that a chat up line?
 
when a girl has her period in her panties, thus making it look like the flag of japan.
i didn't have any extra tampons so by the end of the night i was totaly wearing some japanties!

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37 minutes ago, Popeye66 said:

Do you f**k? Good f**k off as it’s your mate I’m interested in not you.

That’s a little harsh....you have to keep her sweet in case her mate doesn’t like you...

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3 hours ago, drwae said:

Hi you alright what’s your number

 

text them when I finish work asking what they’re up to and where they are and then tell them I’m on my way 

 

You really need to call it a night on those mojitos

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6 hours ago, AncientOldBloke said:

Here, feel my jacket

That's boyfriend material.

I think it’s very clear you’re the only one who isn’t a virgin, AOB. This is the only legit chat up line ITT. 
 

@drwae you trying to tell me the secret to your success was what you posted??? It explains why I haven’t had sex since 1998. 

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12 minutes ago, PSevens2017 said:

I think it’s very clear you’re the only one who isn’t a virgin, AOB. This is the only legit chat up line ITT. 
 

@drwae you trying to tell me the secret to your success was what you posted??? It explains why I haven’t had sex since 1998. 

That only works with young boys and senile old woman down at bingo 

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On 9/25/2020 at 6:49 PM, drwae said:

Hi you alright what’s your number

 

text them when I finish work asking what they’re up to and where they are and then tell them I’m on my way 

 

On your way to do what? 

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I tend to get to nervous to say a chat up line so for some reason I usually take my shoe off and throw it at her across the bar to get her attention. Even then I look away out of awkwardness and she doesn’t know who threw it and Iv lost a shoe 

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Was out with a mate of mine when without warning he suddenly turns to two fit lasses and says "do either of you two take it up the arse?". 

Strangely, he was not successful. 

I once had success though with "stockings or tights love?". After she slapped my face that is. She went on to become wife No.2. 

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