KETONES 1531 Posted September 25, 2020 I’ll go first! So er......do you like UFOs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwright 3275 Posted September 25, 2020 Nice shoes Wanna f**k 1 Gymrat12 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kazza61 6800 Posted September 25, 2020 2 1 4 AncientOldBloke, IronJohnDoe, SwoleTip and 4 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Restless83 620 Posted September 25, 2020 "Smell this cloth" Works every time 2 TITO and Jackoffblades reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoob1234 100 Posted September 25, 2020 Was once asked how many Lego bricks I could fit up my ass..... Got the convo started. Well played lass, Well played. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pez189 810 Posted September 25, 2020 Are you Japanese? Because I wouldn’t mind getting in Japanties. (only works with Japanese women... and even then it’s not a dead cert). 2 EpicSquats and TITO reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cypssk 150 Posted September 25, 2020 Get your coat you're pulled Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drwae 2135 Posted September 25, 2020 Hi you alright what’s your number text them when I finish work asking what they’re up to and where they are and then tell them I’m on my way 1 PSevens2017 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Denied 1387 Posted September 25, 2020 19 minutes ago, Pez189 said: Are you Japanese? Because I wouldn’t mind getting in Japanties. (only works with Japanese women... and even then it’s not a dead cert). Had to Google that one but How the f**k is that a chat up line? japanties when a girl has her period in her panties, thus making it look like the flag of japan. i didn't have any extra tampons so by the end of the night i was totaly wearing some japanties! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pez189 810 Posted September 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Denied said: Had to Google that one but how the f**k is that a chat up line? japanties when a girl has her period in her panties, thus making it look like the flag of japan. i didn't have any extra tampons so by the end of the night i was totaly wearing some japanties! Lol. Even better 2 Denied and TITO reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KETONES 1531 Posted September 25, 2020 Or my other favourite is are you a fan of extraterrestrial life on Mars? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Popeye66 267 Posted September 25, 2020 Do you f**k? Good f**k off as it’s your mate I’m interested in not you. 3 Spieren, AncientOldBloke and KETONES reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KETONES 1531 Posted September 25, 2020 37 minutes ago, Popeye66 said: Do you f**k? Good f**k off as it’s your mate I’m interested in not you. That’s a little harsh....you have to keep her sweet in case her mate doesn’t like you... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wildkid 685 Posted September 25, 2020 2 Gymrat12 and Spieren reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
js77 2211 Posted September 25, 2020 3 hours ago, drwae said: Hi you alright what’s your number text them when I finish work asking what they’re up to and where they are and then tell them I’m on my way You really need to call it a night on those mojitos 1 drwae reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
js77 2211 Posted September 25, 2020 Get in the passenger seat....I know what school your kids go to. X 3 Spieren, invisiblekid and Jackoffblades reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmanio 28 Posted September 25, 2020 'Have you ever had your asshole eaten?' Always works for me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUFFMAN 408 Posted September 27, 2020 I usually just put my hand on their hand, look into their eyes and gently say....rape can be romantic. 1 Jackoffblades reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AncientOldBloke 9167 Posted September 27, 2020 Here, feel my jacket That's boyfriend material. 2 1 TERBO, BUFFMAN and PSevens2017 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PSevens2017 3433 Posted September 27, 2020 6 hours ago, AncientOldBloke said: Here, feel my jacket That's boyfriend material. I think it’s very clear you’re the only one who isn’t a virgin, AOB. This is the only legit chat up line ITT. @drwae you trying to tell me the secret to your success was what you posted??? It explains why I haven’t had sex since 1998. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Simon90 1292 Posted September 27, 2020 12 minutes ago, PSevens2017 said: I think it’s very clear you’re the only one who isn’t a virgin, AOB. This is the only legit chat up line ITT. @drwae you trying to tell me the secret to your success was what you posted??? It explains why I haven’t had sex since 1998. That only works with young boys and senile old woman down at bingo 2 AncientOldBloke and PSevens2017 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cronus 1524 Posted September 27, 2020 On 9/25/2020 at 6:49 PM, drwae said: Hi you alright what’s your number text them when I finish work asking what they’re up to and where they are and then tell them I’m on my way On your way to do what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jackoffblades 883 Posted September 27, 2020 I tend to get to nervous to say a chat up line so for some reason I usually take my shoe off and throw it at her across the bar to get her attention. Even then I look away out of awkwardness and she doesn’t know who threw it and Iv lost a shoe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MickeyE 2203 Posted September 27, 2020 You smell like trash...Can I take you out? 1 Lovelyjubly reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kazza61 6800 Posted September 27, 2020 Was out with a mate of mine when without warning he suddenly turns to two fit lasses and says "do either of you two take it up the arse?". Strangely, he was not successful. I once had success though with "stockings or tights love?". After she slapped my face that is. She went on to become wife No.2. 1 AncientOldBloke reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
