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Talking cars, when you were a boy what cars were all the rage? I’m 32 so it was all about the pug 205 gti, Sierra cosworth, fiesta xr2, and.. the ford escort mk4 xr3i convertible with the 2 front spot lamps, which I purchased myself yesterday for 6.5 bags :thumb 

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Had to make do with the bra section of the littlewoods catalogue unless I found a razzle in the woods :thumb

Cars oh yeah errrm old man was a mechanic as a kid so was in different cars and vans every other week...favourite car though is a mk2 Escort to this day.

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21 minutes ago, Restless83 said:

Had to make do with the bra section of the littlewoods catalogue unless I found a razzle in the woods :thumb

Cars oh yeah errrm old man was a mechanic as a kid so was in different cars and vans every other week...favourite car though is a mk2 Escort to this day.

We all had the littlewoods stashed in the garden haha

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1 hour ago, Restless83 said:

Had to make do with the bra section of the littlewoods catalogue unless I found a razzle in the woods :thumb

Ah yes, the unbridled joy of finding a wank mag in a bush. Those were the days. In fact those were the days you could still find a bush in wank mag!

Lads today don't know they're born!

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5 minutes ago, Kazza61 said:

Ah yes, the unbridled joy of finding a wank mag in a bush. Those were the days. In fact those were the days you could still find a bush in wank mag!

Lads today don't know they're born!

Too easy to access porn now back in the day if was a full days graft trying to source material...knocked about with a lad who was my best pal...why was he my best pal!!! He's dad had a treasure trove of authentic German porn on VHS.

What a ballache it was fastforwarding it to find a good scene while man n dad where downstairs ,the video recorder sounded like a light aircraft taking off,must of heard it 6 times a day 

"Wanking again is he" :D

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1 hour ago, Restless83 said:

Too easy to access porn now back in the day if was a full days graft trying to source material...knocked about with a lad who was my best pal...why was he my best pal!!! He's dad had a treasure trove of authentic German porn on VHS.

What a ballache it was fastforwarding it to find a good scene while man n dad where downstairs ,the video recorder sounded like a light aircraft taking off,must of heard it 6 times a day 

"Wanking again is he" :D

Video shop near me had a collection. You had to go in, wait until it had gone quiet and say "one from the box please".

One of my most embarrassing moments was going in and saying to the lass behind the counter "one from the box please". She looked confused so I said it again. Then she shouted into the back "Dad, I've got a nutter here keeps saying one from the box".

Turns out the shop had changed hands the week before. 

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4 hours ago, Seppuku71 said:

Linda Lusardi had the best nips in the business, but regularly had a tug over -

Jo Guest,  Leilani Dowding, Gail McKenna, Kathy Lloyd, many others too i guess as i kept busy as a young'un

Jo Guest ooft and Jordan before all the work, Pamela Anderson. 

Jenni McCarthy did it for me as well back then. 

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7 hours ago, MXD said:

Talking cars, when you were a boy what cars were all the rage? I’m 32 so it was all about the pug 205 gti, Sierra cosworth, fiesta xr2, and.. the ford escort mk4 xr3i convertible with the 2 front spot lamps, which I purchased myself yesterday for 6.5 bags :thumb 

xr3i's are going for 6,5k?!?!!  Holy s**t.  I had a RS Turbo, MINNNT as mint, prob one of the best ones around bar concours, sold it back in 2005 or something for about 5k, was big money then for a S2, I hate to think what its worth now!

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1 hour ago, Fina said:

xr3i's are going for 6,5k?!?!!  Holy s**t.  I had a RS Turbo, MINNNT as mint, prob one of the best ones around bar concours, sold it back in 2005 or something for about 5k, was big money then for a S2, I hate to think what its worth now!

They've  shot up in the last couple of years!!

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The old page 3 'the lodge' subscription, early Jackie degg, the abi titmuss craze, fast car magazine, early fhm... Kelly brook and Louise nurding

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12 hours ago, Mhoon said:

Yes i looked her up again a few years back, she's not fared too well unfortunately. Still bang it though (by that i mean bang one out)

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16 hours ago, SwoleTip said:

- music videos (christina aguilera, britney spears etc)

- nuts magazine 

- 1 or 2 pics saved on my computer (dial up internet) of kelly Brooks and Lucy pinder in bikinis

Kelly Brook can look awesome when she's not pigging out on 'Weight Watchers Weight Gainer 5000' mass builder shakes.  She seems to put timber on a bit too easily, but when she's slim(ish), she's got the perfect body, with a set of nipples like cigar butts.

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15 hours ago, Kazza61 said:

Ah yes, the unbridled joy of finding a wank mag in a bush. Those were the days. In fact those were the days you could still find a bush in wank mag!

Lads today don't know they're born!

I found an old guy dead in a local park when i was a school kid. He was sat, propped against a tree, cock in hand still. Across from him were several spread out wank mags he must have come accross (pun intended) while out for a walk.  It was obviously all too.much for him and he died of a heart attack right there on the spot. True story, except the bit about having his cock in his hand still. 

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4 hours ago, Seppuku71 said:

I found an old guy dead in a local park when i was a school kid. He was sat, propped against a tree, cock in hand still. Across from him were several spread out wank mags he must have come accross (pun intended) while out for a walk.  It was obviously all too.much for him and he died of a heart attack right there on the spot. True story, except the bit about having his cock in his hand still. 

Did you take the mags?

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