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Best Joke ?

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2 minutes ago, Sasnak said:

Okay, I’ll have a look. I do like dark comedy and satire, mainly political satire. It’s just “jokes” that I don’t find remotely entertaining 

I see, I see. 

The Burrmeister is brilliant mate. I’ll be very surprised if you don’t like him tbh.

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Little Johnny comes back from school with a black eye, so his father asks him what happened.
Johnny replies: "Class was over and the girl sitting in front of me stood up. I saw that her skirt was up her ass, so I reached and pulled it out. She turned around and hit me."
Father says: "Yeah, Johnny, women don't like that. Don't ever do that again."
Next day Johnny comes back from school with second black eye, so his father again asks him what happened.
Johnny replies: "Class was over and my friend Peter saw this girl's skirt was up her ass, so he reached and pulled it out. Now I remembered you said women didn't like that, so I pushed it back in."

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