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53 minutes ago, alphafit said:

I can wank 7 times a day..... without watching porn.

 

 

On a serious note: I collect perfumes. mostly  niche like Tom Ford and Louis Vuitton,  Guerlain.

Also MMA and wrestling love both watching and working out.

Collecting perfumes isn't a talent you fanny.

 

MMA is a hobby not a talent 

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33 minutes ago, KETONES said:

But seriously I am a man of many many many many many many many many many many many many many many talents....

I’m a musician, a very good dancer, an expert body builder, a fantastic shag and sexual deviant, an unrivalled imagination, 20x20 vision at 42 and that’s just to name a few!

My real talent...my number one talent....is!

Being able to make money without doing hard work! Now that’s TALENT!!

So essentially you're talents are talking s**t. Great. 

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20 minutes ago, Flubs said:

I play a couple of musical instruments, and have a great talent for getting into scrapes Usually of my own making....oh, and I have a passion for making bread. I think I’ve mentioned it a few hundred times on here :whistling::rolleyes:....

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hurr hurr....

What’s the 2nd one down? 

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10 minutes ago, D 4 Damage said:

Surly a talented bread makers a thing??

I see his point though. My hobby, one of them anyway, is to make bread. I would like to think the talent is being able to take a basic recipe and make a variety of differing breads? I’m no expert though. Probably the music is the talent, although that is my hobby too. Hummmm..... the complexities of the human language. ;)

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6 minutes ago, Jackoffblades said:

What’s the 2nd one down? 

The second one down has two loaves. Front one is a whole meal standard bloomer style, and the one at the back is white sourdough. 

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19 minutes ago, Flubs said:

I see his point though. My hobby, one of them anyway, is to make bread. I would like to think the talent is being able to take a basic recipe and make a variety of differing breads? I’m no expert though. Probably the music is the talent, although that is my hobby too. Hummmm..... the complexities of the human language. ;)

Depends how good you are I suppose. 

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50 minutes ago, Flubs said:

Uh ohhhhh.... just saw the response to Alphafit. Making bread is my hobby not a talent I guess.

Takes more of a skill baking bread from scratch that ordering perfume online to be fair 

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21 minutes ago, Tricky said:

I used to be good at killing people without being killed. Man I miss those days 

So you worked security at Poundland in Birkenhead? I heard it was a bit rough round there.

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28 minutes ago, EpicSquats said:

So you worked security at Poundland in Birkenhead? I heard it was a bit rough round there.

Something like that. Now I get my kicks form driving 33 in a 30 or parking on double yellows without the red coats catching me. 

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59 minutes ago, Tricky said:

Something like that. Now I get my kicks form driving 33 in a 30 or parking on double yellows without the red coats catching me. 

Or shitting in the sinks in a public toilet before someone walks in and catches you

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1 minute ago, monkeybiker said:

Or shitting in the sinks in a public toilet before someone walks in and catches you

That’s extreme. I often piss in sinks. Most squaddies do I think as the porcelain is at the right height to just flop your cock onto just stick the hot tap on let it wash away. Do it at work, missus parents house and many public toilets too

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9 hours ago, KETONES said:

But seriously I am a man of many many many many many many many many many many many many many many talents....

I’m a musician, a very good dancer, an expert body builder, a fantastic shag and sexual deviant, an unrivalled imagination, 20x20 vision at 42 and that’s just to name a few!

My real talent...my number one talent....is!

Being able to make money without doing hard work! Now that’s TALENT!!

20x20 vision is just average means you can see at 20ft what they expect you to see at 20ft 

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14 minutes ago, mrwright said:

20x20 vision is just average means you can see at 20ft what they expect you to see at 20ft 

Yeah - I’ve heard it said that fighter pilots can train their eyesight to 20:10 ( Brock’s string and all that!)
Dunno if they can be arsed with that nowadays or just get glasses :huh:

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9 hours ago, M.I.A said:

So essentially you're talents are talking s**t. Great. 

The difference between me and you is I do it purposely and you don’t realise!:lol:

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9 hours ago, Flubs said:

I play a couple of musical instruments, and have a great talent for getting into scrapes Usually of my own making....oh, and I have a passion for making bread. I think I’ve mentioned it a few hundred times on here :whistling::rolleyes:....

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hurr hurr....

Oh my god what magnificent buns you have Flubs!!!

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