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I fancy the Pakistani lady in my corner shop

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On 11/09/2020 at 9:34 PM, vetran said:

She  is proper nice  and friendly and I reckon I’ve got a chance but the big question is are they as easy to pull  as the English girls ,she works the day shift and her husband works the night shift so he ain’t going to be around if I was to make a move thanks 

How’d it go did you get lentils stuck in your japs eye?

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3 minutes ago, AncientOldBloke said:

Aaaahh now I got it!

The other one was jacksy/jaxi!

Japeye is the other side, of course!

Unless you’re a sadomasochistic sunk to the nuts up the japs eye just isn’t feasible! 

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1 hour ago, KETONES said:

How’d it go did you get lentils stuck in your japs eye?

It’s going quite well she has told me her name ,she said please call me geeta ;)

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Just now, vetran said:

It’s going quite well she has told me her name ,she said please call me geeta ;)

That’s excellent progress mate!!

What’s your next goal??

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3 minutes ago, vetran said:

Maybe start a conversation about onion bhajis

Yeah! Go for it! 
 

You are the soul of the community mate branching out into different cultures!

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7 hours ago, vetran said:

I think he must be watching the cctv cause everytime I call in now he comes down and stands at the till with her

Oooh very awkward moment almost like a scene from Brookside!

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On 15/09/2020 at 12:44 AM, vetran said:

It’s going quite well she has told me her name ,she said please call me geeta ;)

 

 

Dude, Geeta (= a beautiful song) is not a Pakistani name.

She's Indian.

Next visit, ask her which state of India she's from.  

Learn some words.

 

Oh, and while you're on a £2 eBay CD binge, learn some English words too!

 

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On 14/09/2020 at 9:44 PM, vetran said:

It’s going quite well she has told me her name ,she said please call me geeta ;)

Are you sure she didn't say "I'm actually a geezer"? If so, she's an Indian tranny. The rarest and most precious trannies of all!

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11 hours ago, AncientOldBloke said:

 

 

Dude, Geeta (= a beautiful song) is not a Pakistani name.

She's Indian.

Next visit, ask her which state of India she's from.  

Learn some words.

 

Oh, and while you're on a £2 eBay CD binge, learn some English words too!

 

she is Indian then  sorry my bad ,he calls himself deano so what the fck is he :thumbup1:

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4 hours ago, AncientOldBloke said:

Sokay

You lot all look the same too

There’s a few studies that show people see people of other heritages as “all the same”. I.e. it’s easy for a white person to distinguish amongst white people, but not black/Asian and vice versa.  
 

me? I don’t take enough notice of anyone to recognise them or distinguish them from the crowd. 

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