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I met a girl in a nightclub and we ended up back at her place next morning when I woke up she wasn’t there so I thought get dressed and get the fck out of here any way my wrangler jacket was missing and it had £300 in it from the casino so I thought you bitch so I went downstairs tipped the sofa over swiped my arm across the mantle place and sent all the ornaments flying then I booted the the tv over and on the way out I slammed the front door that hard that all the glass fell out,anyway when I was walking down the street she came walking towards me and said “ hi hun I hope you don’t mind me wearing your jacket I’ve just nipped to the shop to get some bacon ,where are you going” I said “ just nipping get a paper won’t be long “ it was a 7 mile walk home in the rain no money even for a taxi and what p*ssed me off the most I fckin loved that wrangler jacket me and my mates used to take it in turns borrowing it

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15 hours ago, vetran said:

I met a girl in a nightclub and we ended up back at her place next morning when I woke up she wasn’t there so I thought get dressed and get the fck out of here any way my wrangler jacket was missing and it had £300 in it from the casino so I thought you bitch so I went downstairs tipped the sofa over swiped my arm across the mantle place and sent all the ornaments flying then I booted the the tv over and on the way out I slammed the front door that hard that all the glass fell out,anyway when I was walking down the street she came walking towards me and said “ hi hun I hope you don’t mind me wearing your jacket I’ve just nipped to the shop to get some bacon ,where are you going” I said “ just nipping get a paper won’t be long “ it was a 7 mile walk home in the rain no money even for a taxi and what p*ssed me off the most I fckin loved that wrangler jacket me and my mates used to take it in turns borrowing it

True story...

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On 06/09/2020 at 11:16 PM, vetran said:

I met a girl in a nightclub and we ended up back at her place next morning when I woke up she wasn’t there so I thought get dressed and get the fck out of here any way my wrangler jacket was missing and it had £300 in it from the casino so I thought you bitch so I went downstairs tipped the sofa over swiped my arm across the mantle place and sent all the ornaments flying then I booted the the tv over and on the way out I slammed the front door that hard that all the glass fell out,anyway when I was walking down the street she came walking towards me and said “ hi hun I hope you don’t mind me wearing your jacket I’ve just nipped to the shop to get some bacon ,where are you going” I said “ just nipping get a paper won’t be long “ it was a 7 mile walk home in the rain no money even for a taxi and what p*ssed me off the most I fckin loved that wrangler jacket me and my mates used to take it in turns borrowing it

HAHAHA MADE ME LAUGH 

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10 minutes ago, Eddias said:

Googling "Scat Bukake"

I'm not sure you want to. Got a vague idea about what that might involve but I'm certainly not curious to find out if I'm correct.

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