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So today I went out and about with the sole intention of meeting that special someone. 

I spoke to a few women on the way to my local shop, respectfully obvously and I even escorted a girl across the road, she seemed a little wierded out but hey you guys know how I roll, all women are Queens. 

When I arrived at the CoOp I saw a girl working at the checkout, I hadn't seen her before. So I went and picked up some lentils and tofu (I'm vegan) and I marched right up to her. I just went up to her and just put it on her, red carpet treatment. 

Anyway she eventually told me that she has a boyfriend who's apparently a big rugby type bloke, I asked where he was and she said he was at home, I let her know that I were her boyfriend I'd be there protecting her every step of the way.

She told me she's happy in her relationship which I respect. Anyway we've agreed to take things slow but I reckon I'm in there. I didn't get her number but I know where she works so I think I'll pop in tomorrow for another chat. 

I think I'll win her over by being  subservient and letting her know how special and strong she is. She seems really strong minded and I want her to know that I respect that. 

Happiest day of my life! I think I did pretty well what do you guys think? 

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11 minutes ago, Endomorph84 said:

What if she thinks vegans are weak minded, self centred, egotistical, contradicting puny punks? And she wants a real man who eat a manly steak?

Not just some tofu eating, lentil soaking bulb? 

I prefer to be part of the solution and not part of the problem 

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2 hours ago, anotherandy said:

So today I went out and about with the sole intention of meeting that special someone. 

I spoke to a few women on the way to my local shop, respectfully obvously and I even escorted a girl across the road, she seemed a little wierded out but hey you guys know how I roll, all women are Queens. 

When I arrived at the CoOp I saw a girl working at the checkout, I hadn't seen her before. So I went and picked up some lentils and tofu (I'm vegan) and I marched right up to her. I just went up to her and just put it on her, red carpet treatment. 

Anyway she eventually told me that she has a boyfriend who's apparently a big rugby type bloke, I asked where he was and she said he was at home, I let her know that I were her boyfriend I'd be there protecting her every step of the way.

She told me she's happy in her relationship which I respect. Anyway we've agreed to take things slow but I reckon I'm in there. I didn't get her number but I know where she works so I think I'll pop in tomorrow for another chat. 

I think I'll win her over by being  subservient and letting her know how special and strong she is. She seems really strong minded and I want her to know that I respect that. 

Happiest day of my life! I think I did pretty well what do you guys think? 

You aint doing s**t, you big vegan virgin:lol:

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I work in a coop and had a young girl get harassed by some older guy the other day 

Came in saying she's the first woman he's seen in a week cuz of lockdown said she's too good looking to be working in co-op  then said she shouldn't be wearing trousers like that (tight leggings) an  her trousers are dangerous and make him struggle 

 

To be fair the trousers/ass were immense 

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4 hours ago, mrwright said:

I work in a coop and had a young girl get harassed by some older guy the other day 

Came in saying she's the first woman he's seen in a week cuz of lockdown said she's too good looking to be working in co-op  then said she shouldn't be wearing trousers like that (tight leggings) an  her trousers are dangerous and make him struggle 

 

To be fair the trousers/ass were immense 

I'd have defended her honour. You should have stepped up bro, I'm dissapointed you dropped the ball IMO

You seem like every other man out there, not like me I'm a nice guy and a believe all women should be treated as Queens. 

A word of advice drink lots of soy, I think it helps keep me balanced and grounded , you can thank me later 

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4 hours ago, anotherandy said:

I'd have defended her honour. You should have stepped up bro, I'm dissapointed you dropped the ball IMO

You seem like every other man out there, not like me I'm a nice guy and a believe all women should be treated as Queens. 

A word of advice drink lots of soy, I think it helps keep me balanced and grounded , you can thank me later 

You're trolling right ?

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5 hours ago, anotherandy said:

A word of advice drink lots of soy, I think it helps keep me balanced and grounded , you can thank me later 

I tried drinking lots of soy. It just caused premature ejaculation, general patheticness and having days of work through ‘not feeling up to it’

Do you think I ODed..?

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24 minutes ago, Spieren said:

I tried drinking lots of soy. It just caused premature ejaculation, general patheticness and having days of work through ‘not feeling up to it’

Do you think I ODed..?

Not at all. Your body has basically just become used to milk from a compketly different species, the same as if you took heroine out of your system its just your bodies way of cleansing its self and learning how to work again on its own.

 

When I first became vegan I drank just soy for 2 weeks straight along with water of course I didn't intruduce solids until after that time. I still made gains at the gym as well while doing this. 

And for the people who sterio type vegans as srawny pale protein difficient weak men(or women, both are equal). I've got news for you I'm 6ft 6 and jacked, I have a very very low body fat percentage but I'm currently floating at just over 19stone.

Look at gorilla they just eat veg, I am that big but lean, the difference between me and gorilla though? I respect women. 

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