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'How to shag far more women'- my book. Would you buy it?

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10 minutes ago, Kazza61 said:

How much simpler, and cheaper, life would be if you simply booked a hooker once a week for your entire life and gave up on dating, marriage, kids etc etc. 

The ones near me even have a special, extra £20 and you get to go in bare. Life’s even simpler when you get aids and only live to 40 :P

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27 minutes ago, Endomorph84 said:

First of all, id like to see the standard of snatch you've hung out the back of.

 

Oh I've certainly had the most beautiful women sit upon my face. It just breaks my heart when others who have this pastime/ way of life aren't that capable of doing so:)

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14 minutes ago, imtoosexy said:

Oh I've certainly had the most beautiful women sit upon my face. It just breaks my heart when others who have this pastime/ way of life aren't that capable of doing so:)

Can I write part 2?
“I forgot you were a bouncer!”:  Drwae’s guide to pulling drunk customers 

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4 minutes ago, drwae said:

Can I write part 2?
“I forgot you were a bouncer!”:  Drwae’s guide to pulling drunk customers 

I have to say being a doorman did have it's perks :)

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43 minutes ago, Jackoffblades said:

I’m a sexy basterd so I don’t need it 

Ain’t you got holey Nike’s? 

34 minutes ago, drwae said:

The ones near me even have a special, extra £20 and you get to go in bare. Life’s even simpler when you get aids and only live to 40 :P

No doubt you’re £200 Extra down so far...

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1 minute ago, BLUE(UK) said:

Ain’t you got holey Nike’s? 

No doubt you’re £200 Extra down so far...

I’ve only shagged two hookers in my life :P

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Just now, Henda83 said:

If you have to read a book to achieve sex with a female you suck at life and should probably consider suicide 

That’s an inspirational title , you should publish one too. :D

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5 minutes ago, anna1 said:

That’s an inspirational title , you should publish one too. :D

Haha that would actually  make a great title, also it says it all so wouldn’t really have to write anything inside

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1 minute ago, Henda83 said:

Haha that would actually  make a great title, also it says it all so wouldn’t really have to write anything inside

Lol no , you need to write 

Looking forward to “the life of Henda “ full of fatty disgusting coont  stories haha

hope it’s illustrated 

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1 hour ago, Kazza61 said:

How much simpler, and cheaper, life would be if you simply booked a hooker once a week for your entire life and gave up on dating, marriage, kids etc etc. 

There's actually a good deal of truth in this.

 

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10 minutes ago, anna1 said:

Lol no , you need to write 

Looking forward to “the life of Henda “ full of fatty disgusting coont  stories haha

hope it’s illustrated 

Hahaha not sure many would buy a book about an absolute jerk with nothing nice to say about anyone who classes the times of his life being mortal drunk in nightclubs trying to f**k anything that walks 

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4 minutes ago, Henda83 said:

Hahaha not sure many would buy a book about an absolute jerk with nothing nice to say about anyone who classes the times of his life being mortal drunk in nightclubs trying to f**k anything that walks 

Everyone up here can relate to that lol

@anotherandy listen to that guy 

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