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Uncontrollable masturbation

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32 minutes ago, LethweiUK said:

Since lockdown started I’ve been masturbating profusely!! 

My winkle has swollen up like an Aubergine and I can’t stop pulling my pudding!

Please help advice needed.

Stop mixing savoury and sweet at the same time. It’s causing you confusion. 

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@DTA where you gone brother? Your excessive masturbation thread was amongst one of the funniest threads I ever read. To summarise DTA was experiencing a ridiculously high libido having started a test cycle. Problem was he couldn’t get to the gym as he spent all day watching porn on the sofa and asked for ways to reduce his sex drive. He received some particularly useless advice as you might expect 

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2 minutes ago, LethweiUK said:

Please explain? 

Battery powered toy train engine. Wheels spin round. Hold spinning wheel against your cock and apply a little pressure. This was popular until Ann Summer’s came along and ruined the toy train industry 

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2 minutes ago, Sasnak said:

Battery powered toy train engine. Wheels spin round. Hold spinning wheel against your cock and apply a little pressure. This was popular until Ann Summer’s came along and ruined the toy train industry 

Brings a whole new meaning to having a Tommy Tank!

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