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Let’s play a game!

You have three choices and you have to pick one to stay alive!

Once you have chosen the task you have to perform you have to explain why you made that choice.

The three choices are:

1. Lay on the floor while Diane Abbott defecates the African curry she ate the night before in your mouth.

2. Have a sex change and become the opposite to the sex you are now. If you become a man you go by the name of Norbert and if you become a woman you go by the name Finella.

3. Collect a handful of pubic hairs from public urinal U bends and swallow them all.

You must pick one and explain your preference over the other two choices!

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51 minutes ago, LethweiUK said:

Let’s play a game!

You have three choices and you have to pick one to stay alive!

Once you have chosen the task you have to perform you have to explain why you made that choice.

The three choices are:

1. Lay on the floor while Diane Abbott defecates the African curry she ate the night before in your mouth.

2. Have a sex change and become the opposite to the sex you are now. If you become a man you go by the name of Norbert and if you become a woman you go by the name Finella.

3. Collect a handful of pubic hairs from public urinal U bends and swallow them all.

You must pick one and explain your preference over the other two choices!

Isn't this just a regular Friday night for you?

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58 minutes ago, LethweiUK said:

Let’s play a game!

You have three choices and you have to pick one to stay alive!

Once you have chosen the task you have to perform you have to explain why you made that choice.

The three choices are:

1. Lay on the floor while Diane Abbott defecates the African curry she ate the night before in your mouth.

2. Have a sex change and become the opposite to the sex you are now. If you become a man you go by the name of Norbert and if you become a woman you go by the name Finella.

3. Collect a handful of pubic hairs from public urinal U bends and swallow them all.

You must pick one and explain your preference over the other two choices!

 

sounds like a list for cucks. However if that's what your into then @Frandeman could probably help you with no. 1, hes not Dianne abbott but im sure he could eat a curry and blast some mt2 and will probably even wear a dodgy wig if you pay him enough.  

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17 minutes ago, ILLBehaviour said:

 

sounds like a list for cucks. However if that's what your into then @Frandeman could probably help you with no. 1, hes not Dianne abbott but im sure he could eat a curry and blast some mt2 and will probably even wear a dodgy wig if you pay him enough.  

He does have a striking resemblance to Diane Abbott....

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1 hour ago, LethweiUK said:

Let’s play a game!

You have three choices and you have to pick one to stay alive!

Once you have chosen the task you have to perform you have to explain why you made that choice.

The three choices are:

1. Lay on the floor while Diane Abbott defecates the African curry she ate the night before in your mouth.

2. Have a sex change and become the opposite to the sex you are now. If you become a man you go by the name of Norbert and if you become a woman you go by the name Finella.

3. Collect a handful of pubic hairs from public urinal U bends and swallow them all.

You must pick one and explain your preference over the other two choices!

3, as piss should be sterile.

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51 minutes ago, tiny76 said:

Option 1 for me. I fu**ing love curry and I reckon it doesn't taste that much different on the way out.:P

Excellent choice sir Diane has been notified and she looks forward to the special occasion!

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