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Right. Get this...
 

I’m being employed by an affluent couple to make a baby with her. The money is big. 

They aren’t into the clinics. They hit me up and I’m looking to travel to them once a month for a few days (while she’s in peek ovulation) until the job is done. 

So.... I’ve been on self administered TRT for the past 4 years. 200mg. Test Cyp. A bit of Arimidex to keep E2 in place.  “TRT” has been very good for me but I’m concerned that this could make me much less fertile than I would ideally. Otherwise, I’m a  pretty healthy 34yo, drink lots of water, eat well, sleep well. Hang between about 10-12% body fat year-round. 

Also worth mentioning I’m currently on a blast of 500mg test and 270mg nandrolone, which I’ve been running for about 2 months - a bit of caber to mitigate any weird prolactin issues. All good.

I’ve got about a month of prep time before the first trip out there. 

My questions are:

What sort of protocols can I look at to optimise my chances of getting the job done?

Drop back to 200mg test?

Cycle HCG? What sort of protocol?

What have you guys done to father kids who have been on the hormones?

Any tips or tricks? 

Thanks in advance!!! 

Rich 

 

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What an odd setup lol, each to their own I guess....

Hcg and hmg, and lots of it! 

2000iu hcg twice a week and as much hmg as you can afford, pinned at least 3x a week 

Wont work in 4 weeks though, so enjoy the next 3-4 months of free sex 

Have you been using any hcg on your cycles?

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I used to run HCG when I cycled but haven’t since I’ve been on the “TRT” cruise. 
if I remember rightly I’d take 250 iu on my pin days - twice a week. 

I can source HCG, no probs. I’ll get them to pay for it. Haha

I don’t know much about HMG though.

Is there a good chance my sperm count is trashed at this stage? Haha 

Thanks for your replies. I really appreciate the input. :)

rich

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34 minutes ago, RichRobinson said:

I used to run HCG when I cycled but haven’t since I’ve been on the “TRT” cruise. 
if I remember rightly I’d take 250 iu on my pin days - twice a week. 

I can source HCG, no probs. I’ll get them to pay for it. Haha

I don’t know much about HMG though.

Is there a good chance my sperm count is trashed at this stage? Haha 

Thanks for your replies. I really appreciate the input. :)

rich

After 4 years on trt I would be quite confident in saying your fertility will be significantly compromised, if not completely infertile, which is a real possibility.

Hmg will be needed if you’re after fast results, hcg alone can work, and studies show it can, but it can take upwards of a year if used alone without hmg 

I personally think you’re not in a position to be taking money off people for a service you’re unlikely able to provide, are they even aware you’re taking AAS?

Hmg will cost loads for the amount you’ll need, can’t discuss prices, but one dose will cost roughly the same as a 10ml vial of test 

and you’ll need multiple doses per week until the job is done

It takes between 70-100 ish days to make, mature and release a single sperm, so you need to be aware of that 

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, RichRobinson said:

Right. Get this...
 

I’m being employed by an affluent couple to make a baby with her. The money is big. 

They aren’t into the clinics. They hit me up and I’m looking to travel to them once a month for a few days (while she’s in peek ovulation) until the job is done. 

So.... I’ve been on self administered TRT for the past 4 years. 200mg. Test Cyp. A bit of Arimidex to keep E2 in place.  “TRT” has been very good for me but I’m concerned that this could make me much less fertile than I would ideally. Otherwise, I’m a  pretty healthy 34yo, drink lots of water, eat well, sleep well. Hang between about 10-12% body fat year-round. 

Also worth mentioning I’m currently on a blast of 500mg test and 270mg nandrolone, which I’ve been running for about 2 months - a bit of caber to mitigate any weird prolactin issues. All good.

I’ve got about a month of prep time before the first trip out there. 

My questions are:

What sort of protocols can I look at to optimise my chances of getting the job done?

Drop back to 200mg test?

Cycle HCG? What sort of protocol?

What have you guys done to father kids who have been on the hormones?

Any tips or tricks? 

Thanks in advance!!! 

Rich 

 

Hey Rich,

 

Get this...... I think you’re chatting s**t. What self-respecting man/husband allows some random fcuk his wife to get her pregnant?? Exactly! 
 

 

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first thing you need to do is a fertility test to see where you stand , after 4 year on TRT i would not be surprised if you are azoospermic (no sperm at all ) , as has already been said above - sperm maturation time is around 3 months.

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22 minutes ago, Sasnak said:

If you are struggling pm me and I can come round and bang her too. I had a vasectomy years ago but she won’t know. Then she’ll have two jaffas at it.

I’ll do it for free and don’t mind going second.

THIS^^^ @RichRobinson hey Richnoccio, on the subject of Jaffa’s, I’ll join that seedless conundrum by adding extra pizazz by having the smallest testicles on UKM.... so small I could get them up Sasnak’s bum..... dry! 

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On 2/25/2020 at 11:09 AM, RichRobinson said:

Right. Get this...
 

I’m being employed by an affluent couple to make a baby with her. The money is big. 

They aren’t into the clinics. They hit me up and I’m looking to travel to them once a month for a few days (while she’s in peek ovulation) until the job is done. 

So.... I’ve been on self administered TRT for the past 4 years. 200mg. Test Cyp. A bit of Arimidex to keep E2 in place.  “TRT” has been very good for me but I’m concerned that this could make me much less fertile than I would ideally. Otherwise, I’m a  pretty healthy 34yo, drink lots of water, eat well, sleep well. Hang between about 10-12% body fat year-round. 

Also worth mentioning I’m currently on a blast of 500mg test and 270mg nandrolone, which I’ve been running for about 2 months - a bit of caber to mitigate any weird prolactin issues. All good.

I’ve got about a month of prep time before the first trip out there. 

My questions are:

What sort of protocols can I look at to optimise my chances of getting the job done?

Drop back to 200mg test?

Cycle HCG? What sort of protocol?

What have you guys done to father kids who have been on the hormones?

Any tips or tricks? 

Thanks in advance!!! 

Rich 

 

Rich

You're not on TRT. If it's self-administered then you're abusing steroids, simple as that.

Rather than ask us (a lot of whom abuse steroids), this question should be posed to a fertility specialist.

You have a duty as a professional impregnator to be be fertile. If that couple hired you to impregnate and if your fertility is low, then you're cheatimg them. Money is one thing, but preying on the weak and vulnerable is quite heinous.

 

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3 hours ago, monkeybiker said:

I was employed to do a similar thing for a same sex couple. Thought it would only take a few months but I've been at it for years and quite frankly I don't think Dave's ever going to get pregnant

 

I've had Dave. He's a screamer. He's also pregnant now. You're welcome.

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Yo @RichRobinson, the good roiders of UKM have responded but we’ve not heard back. You’ve been and had a little sniff around an hour ago. Quite frankly I’m upset that a billy bullshit such as yourself won’t even come and troll some more.
 

I’m not done until I get so wound up that I declare a thorough dry bumming is due on yo Jackanory virgin ass! Rich!!! Come clean, son! 

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Yeah yeah, laugh it up, you f**ks!

Why would I possibly make this up? Sounds mad, I know. I’m looking for answers and to see if even viable. This is why I’m posting here, as well as other forums. I’m trying my best. It’s early days. 

Thanks to those who have given constructive advice. 

I’m certainly not going to f**k these people around if I’m not viable. 
 

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Just bang the wife and blame her if she doesnt get pregnant. 

Or blame the dumb cuck husband for not asking questions about your fertility beforehand. 

Side note: 200mg test cyp is basically birth control. I recall reading a study of a 100 Chinese fellas on that dose and none got their wives pregnant over a year. 

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On 29/02/2020 at 4:35 PM, sean m said:

You've all assuming sex .

Could be wanking into a cup then using a syringe to impregnate. 

Sperm life span vastly reduced once it’s outside of the body. Poor Ol sperm getting sucked up into the syringe will probably fcuk their ability to swim somewhat 

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Assuming you’re not a troll (which I think you are) have you considered the consequences of such an arrangement?

Private 3rd party sperm donation (ie not done through a proper fertility clinic) is complicated.

Should they split up, the wife could sue you for child support, as would be her right to do so.

Just saying...

 

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26 minutes ago, Marzio said:

Assuming you’re not a troll (which I think you are) have you considered the consequences of such an arrangement?

Private 3rd party sperm donation (ie not done through a proper fertility clinic) is complicated.

Should they split up, the wife could sue you for child support, as would be her right to do so.

Just saying...

 

Good bump! Op hasn’t replied since February 

This thread has moved on a bit though. An agreement was made for all of use lot to go round and bang the blokes Mrs. Unfortunately due to the virus we haven’t been yet.

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