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Philip Schofield

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#1 · (Edited by Moderator)
Why is him coming out even news? I don't care if he's straight, gay or a tranny. He can identify as a bisexual transgender washing machine as far as I'm concerned. Surely if anything the media focus should be on, it should be his poor wife. Not only has she had to put up with him insisting he smashes her from behind with the lights off for the last 27 years, she now has to come to terms with the fact that all this time he's been fantasising about Kevin*

*I also do this when I'm getting it on with the wife but I don't think about Kevin. I think about a selection of her friends, one in particular. Nom nom.

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@neil9327 are you Phillip Schofield?
 
#2 · (Edited by Moderator)
Why is him coming out even news? I don't care if he's straight, gay or a tranny. He can identify as a bisexual transgender washing machine as far as I'm concerned. Surely if anything the media focus should be on, it should be his poor wife. Not only has she had to put up with him insisting he smashes her from behind with the lights off for the last 27 years, she now has to come to terms with the fact that all this time he's been fantasising about Kevin*

*I also do this when I'm getting it on with the wife but I don't think about Kevin. I think about a selection of her friends, one in particular. Nom nom.

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@neil9327 are you Phillip Schofield?
God knows why it's news I already knew he could be gay
 
#4 ·
Why is him coming out even news? I don't care if he's straight, gay or a tranny. He can identify as a bisexual transgender washing machine as far as I'm concerned. Surely if anything the media focus should be on, it should be his poor wife. Not only has she had to put up with him insisting he smashes her from behind with the lights off for the last 27 years, she now has to come to terms with the fact that all this time he's been fantasising about Kevin*

*I also do this when I'm getting it on with the wife but I don't think about Kevin. I think about a selection of her friends, one in particular. Nom nom.

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@neil9327 are you Phillip Schofield?
Can't be, Schofield didn't say anything about liking young boys or being a massive nonce.
 
#17 · (Edited by Moderator)
Why is him coming out even news? I don't care if he's straight, gay or a tranny. He can identify as a bisexual transgender washing machine as far as I'm concerned. Surely if anything the media focus should be on, it should be his poor wife. Not only has she had to put up with him insisting he smashes her from behind with the lights off for the last 27 years, she now has to come to terms with the fact that all this time he's been fantasising about Kevin*

*I also do this when I'm getting it on with the wife but I don't think about Kevin. I think about a selection of her friends, one in particular. Nom nom.

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@neil9327 are you Phillip Schofield?
Well surely it's good news to cheer everyone up. One of our children's entertainer's from the 80s is gay and not a pedo.
 
#28 ·
Why is him coming out even news? I don't care if he's straight, gay or a tranny. He can identify as a bisexual transgender washing machine as far as I'm concerned. Surely if anything the media focus should be on, it should be his poor wife. Not only has she had to put up with him insisting he smashes her from behind with the lights off for the last 27 years, she now has to come to terms with the fact that all this time he's been fantasising about Kevin*

*I also do this when I'm getting it on with the wife but I don't think about Kevin. I think about a selection of her friends, one in particular. Nom nom.

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@neil9327 are you Phillip Schofield?
Could be - but he's got bigger biceps than me!
 
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