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I would just like to thank everyone for coming to see the new premier of beauty and the beast. Never did I think this little fairytale would turn into a real life situation. Then toast to the bride and groom. 

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We always thought he batted for the other side or maybe  his looks got in the way of having a girlfriend for all of his life until now as he seems to have been able to find a lady so desperate the she has lowered her standards to sub zero levels.

 

So lets raise a glass to the happy couple and lets hope if they are going to have children that  genetics skip a generation or two. 

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2 hours ago, lewdylewd said:

Only 2 types of ugly men get beautiful wives rich ones and ones with a massive knob.

Is your mate skint?

Asking for a friend.

I best make some money then

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3 hours ago, lewdylewd said:

Only 2 types of ugly men get beautiful wives rich ones and ones with a massive knob.

Is your mate skint?

Asking for a friend.

So what do you do is you don’t have either?

asking for a mate 

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1 hour ago, Jack of blades said:

If you pay me money I can crash the wedding party and wave my cock at people if you want. For a price of course 

That would be entertaining... I’ve never seen a man try to wave a microwave penis about. :rolleyes: 

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