Punching above your weight

[AncientOldBloke 9167]

5 hours ago, Sasnak said:

Yes the wedding day. 

Whole frikkin marriage for us lot!

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[19072 2970]

I would just like to thank everyone for coming to see the new premier of beauty and the beast. Never did I think this little fairytale would turn into a real life situation. Then toast to the bride and groom. 

[Wheyman 980]

We always thought he batted for the other side or maybe  his looks got in the way of having a girlfriend for all of his life until now as he seems to have been able to find a lady so desperate the she has lowered her standards to sub zero levels.

 

So lets raise a glass to the happy couple and lets hope if they are going to have children that  genetics skip a generation or two. 

[lewdylewd 2520]

Only 2 types of ugly men get beautiful wives rich ones and ones with a massive knob.

Is your mate skint?

Asking for a friend.

[monkeybiker 4661]

2 hours ago, lewdylewd said:

Only 2 types of ugly men get beautiful wives rich ones and ones with a massive knob.

Is your mate skint?

Asking for a friend.

I best make some money then

[Matt6210 5277]

3 hours ago, lewdylewd said:

Only 2 types of ugly men get beautiful wives rich ones and ones with a massive knob.

Is your mate skint?

Asking for a friend.

So what do you do is you don’t have either?

asking for a mate 

[DappaDonDave 5781]

Lifting above your weight class?

[Jack of blades 700]

If you pay me money I can crash the wedding party and wave my cock at people if you want. For a price of course 

[19072 2970]

1 hour ago, Jack of blades said:

If you pay me money I can crash the wedding party and wave my cock at people if you want. For a price of course 

That would be entertaining... I’ve never seen a man try to wave a microwave penis about.