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13 minutes ago, benji666 said:

your shattered arsehole after you stop shitting.Not sure how anyone can handle being gay.too painful. 

 

Put your bog roll in the fridge, good luck man 

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On the bright side, it helps you get rid of any excess water.

I'm not a fan of those kind of runny turds that make your ring piece feel like it's burning afterwards, anybody know what causes that and how to prevent it?

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16 minutes ago, Smitch said:

Stick a tampon in it.

Its like after you've had some proper spicy food though isn't it, you don't know whether to wipe it or dab it with TCP.

Arse hole looks like the Japanese flag.

Lol what do you mean by Japanese flag? 

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16 minutes ago, DLTBB said:

On the bright side, it helps you get rid of any excess water.

I'm not a fan of those kind of runny turds that make your ring piece feel like it's burning afterwards, anybody know what causes that and how to prevent it?

I suppose theres to much acid in the s**t like when you have acid reflux

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22 minutes ago, DLTBB said:

On the bright side, it helps you get rid of any excess water.

I'm not a fan of those kind of runny turds that make your ring piece feel like it's burning afterwards, anybody know what causes that and how to prevent it?

Acid in your stool? That happens with diarrhea, viruses, allergy, specific food intolerance etc 

It happens to me when I drink too many beers

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Funny you should mention this, I had a go at home brewing some orange wine, had a few swigs yesterday and then sat on the toilet for a good 15 minutes, think I f**ked it up.

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4 hours ago, sjacks said:

Funny you should mention this, I had a go at home brewing some orange wine, had a few swigs yesterday and then sat on the toilet for a good 15 minutes, think I f**ked it up.

That depends on what you mean by fvcked  up. Look at the bright side, you cleared out your system for the price of a bit of home brew.

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Very sorry you had to go through this @benji666 ! 

On a brighter note , I’m very happy you didn’t grasp the opportunity to crap on doorsteps of random people you hate

this “ start a thread when in distress “ thing seems to be working :) 

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14 hours ago, EpicSquats said:

That depends on what you mean by fvcked  up. Look at the bright side, you cleared out your system for the price of a bit of home brew.

And a few wads of toilet paper!

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