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Body of an Adonis

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#1 · (Edited by Moderator)
I thought "body of an Adonis" was a compliment, until I looked him up.

Wtf is this... He doesn't even lift.

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That makes perfect sense but you'd be gutted. Imagine how Ron Jeremy would feel if they told him that after he dies they are putting up a statue of him but it's only going to have a 3cm flaccid cock because it will cause offence if it's truly representative.
 
#22 · (Edited by Moderator)
is there any truth old bloke that your cock shrinks a bit every year you get older , and can this be reversed by constant masterbation ? something i heard someone else talk about
****knows dude.

I don't got the habit of glancing at the fella in the urinal next to me.

Seems you want a prescription, so here it is: f**k 3xpw out of duty. Fap 4x pw out of pleasure.
 
#23 · (Edited by Moderator)
add on question do 3 male strippers provide any benefit at all ? thx
Course they do. Not to themselves, but to me.

Male strippers turn up. They do their s**t.

DumbassDrunkSingleMomChick buys more booze from me at 12am, then curry from me at 2am. I can make £100 per StupidCockHoppingFatLazyCunt.

I ****KING love money. Money gives you choices and freedom. Money gives you better whores and better coke. Money gives you a better house/car/holiday.
 
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