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A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long ,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.


A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac

with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.

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Exactly, maybe a full time mum cause deep down we all want some milf.

Btw, i have a mate who lives near axe wound mile, but hes more in the bush..
 

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Jonferimonic said:
Exactly, maybe a full time mum cause deep down we all want some milf.

Btw, i have a mate who lives near axe wound mile, but hes more in the bush..
yeah I got a mate that lives round the corner up Dark Alley. hate visiting him!!
 
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