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Chasing 15 stone at 8% bf
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A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem,

as he was unable to get his manhood erect.

The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the

base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there

was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental

treatment that might work, if he is willing to take the risk. The treatment

Consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephants trunk into his 'old fella'.

The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through

life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance

that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it.

A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and

try out his newly renovated equipment.

As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took

her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he

felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being

extremely painful.. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his

knob sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll

and returned to his trousers.

His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face

said, 'That was incredible! can you do that again?'

With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if

another bread roll will fit up my ****'
 
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