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I AM THANKFUL:





FOR THE WIFE



WHO SAYS IT'S
SAUSAGE SURPRISE TONIGHT,


BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,



AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.



FOR THE HUSBAND



WHO IS ON THE SOFA



BEING A COUCH POTATO,



BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME



AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.



FOR THE CHILDREN



WHO ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES



BECAUSE IT MEANS THEY ARE AT HOME,



NOT ON THE STREETS.



FOR THE TAXES I PAY



BECAUSE IT MEANS



I AM EMPLOYED
.

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY


BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE



BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS



FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG



BECAUSE IT MEANS



I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.






FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK


BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE






FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,


WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,



AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING



BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME
.





FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING



I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT



BECAUSE IT MEANS



WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.






FOR THE PARKING SPOT



I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE CAR PARK



BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING



AN D I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION
.





FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL



BECAUSE IT MEANS



I AM WARM.






FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH


WHO SINGS OFF KEY



BECAUSE IT MEANS


I CAN HEAR.









FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING


BECAUSE IT MEANS



I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.






FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES


AT THE END OF THE DAY



BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN



CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.






FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF


IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS



BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE!












I'M ALSO VERY BORED! :tongue:


 
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