[F.M.J]

Right, where the hell have all the flies come from? And all the bloody oversized MOTHS!!!! A moth, no sh!t, has flown into my room, no word of a lie I thought it was a small bird when I first saw it!!

WHAT the hell!! Half the size of my bleedin fist man!! BAH!!

:cursing: :ban: :cursing: :ban: :cursing: :ban:

 

[F.M.J]

The "thing" has taken refuge in a fold of my curtain, it looks like a scene from Jurrasic Park, the trees ruffling around when big beasties are on the move!

Put it this way, if it flies into the side of my head I'm on sick leave from work tomorrow!

 

[Khaos1436114653]

Right, where the hell have all the flies come from? And all the bloody oversized MOTHS!!!! A moth, no sh!t, has flown into my room, no word of a lie I thought it was a small bird when I first saw it!!

WHAT the hell!! Half the size of my bleedin fist man!! BAH!!

:cursing: :ban: :cursing: :ban: :cursing: :ban:

i take it you have "small hands":lol: :lol:

 

[F.M.J]

i take it you have "small hands":lol: :lol:

Like a porcelain doll mate! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Jem]

Im under attack by mahoosive moths an a nightly basis - swear they sit in the same position for hours - look dead and then divebomb me ....it's not funny anymore - terrified of the horrid fings :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[F.M.J]

Im under attack by mahoosive moths an a nightly basis - swear they sit in the same position for hours - look dead and then divebomb me ....it's not funny anymore - terrified of the horrid fings :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's still hiding in the fold of my curtain... I swear I can see it's eyes glowing at me!

It hit my lampshade before it looked like a punchbag swinging around in the middle of my ceiling :laugh:

 

[Jem]

It's still hiding in the fold of my curtain... I swear I can see it's eyes glowing at me!

It hit my lampshade before it looked like a punchbag swinging around in the middle of my ceiling :laugh:

Yep try turning the lights off and you can hear their horrid crispy wings fluttering round the room looking for a light source ....eugh revolting :confused1: :lol:

 

[big_jim_87]

lol i only popped in as i thought the thread title said incest lol i wanted to talk about my sister but i guess im in the wrong place lol

changing the subject slightly..... who is in to incest?

 

[SiPhil]

changing the subject slightly..... who is in to incest?

I'd do your sister. You can watch and [email protected] if you want.

 

[big_jim_87]

no it has to be your own or if you dnt have one then your mum?

 

[kgb]

lol i only popped in as i thought the thread title said incest lol i wanted to talk about my sister but i guess im in the wrong place lol

Pics?

 

[spudsy]

Its wasps i don't like, can't see that they serve any purpose than to annoy the sh1t out of ya at the end of summer:cursing:

wasps shud be banned

 

[big_jim_87]

i have a few of er in the shower on my phone but the lead to link up is broken so cant upload! got a vid of er cleaning er minge and getting a bit cried away and ends up full on frapin one off with the shower head! but like i said lead is broke lol

 

[big_jim_87]

Its wasps i don't like, can't see that they serve any purpose than to annoy the sh1t out of ya at the end of summer:cursing:

wasps shud be banned

the thread has moved on ok keep up we like family sex in er now ffs.......

 

[spudsy]

the thread has moved on ok keep up we like family sex in er now ffs.......

Sorry mate my mistake, its just that living where i do ,in the fens, incest is pretty much a given . and i can become a bit blase about it.If youve not got 6 fingered webbed hands and eyebrows on your cheeks you'll not fit in round here.

 

[big_jim_87]

Sorry mate my mistake, its just that living where i do ,in the fens, incest is pretty much a given . and i can become a bit blase about it.If youve not got 6 fingered webbed hands and eyebrows on your cheeks you'll not fit in round here.

lol i repped you for that

 

[master]

wasps

 

[Mikazagreat]

Well since we live in the desert those things doesn't come over here lol

 

[Beklet]

Its wasps i don't like, can't see that they serve any purpose than to annoy the sh1t out of ya at the end of summer:cursing:

wasps shud be banned

Wasps are evil, hornets are worse.

We have a wasps nest outside our office, but due to 'government cutbacks', they've decided they can't afford to get rid of it - I sh1t you not, they gave us a fly swatter :cursing:

Our days in the office are now filled with us trying to hit the damn things with elastic bands, and hoping they don't come and 'get' us

 

[Nidge]

Right, where the hell have all the flies come from? And all the bloody oversized MOTHS!!!! A moth, no sh!t, has flown into my room, no word of a lie I thought it was a small bird when I first saw it!!

WHAT the hell!! Half the size of my bleedin fist man!! BAH!!

:cursing: :ban: :cursing: :ban: :cursing: :ban:

Simple solution, dip the wasp in Zippo fuel and light some candles, you'll have the best indoor firework display on your street. :thumbup1: