[simonboyle]

I'm new on here guys but I'm a qualified combat instructor with over 25 years of gathered knowledge. Now, I might not know everything but what i can tell you is this. I broke my back before, fractured and compressed vertibrae from a car accident (17 all together), I've broken both shoulders in the past also, my left in the car crash and my right when an idiot friend of mine hit me hard with a meat tenderiser. If anyone needs any advice let me know, I've cycled test and tren, anavar multiple times and currently I'm on growth and anavar stacked. I'm 5'6 and 9 stone (very light frame plenty of muscle) I done all my own training and brouhht myself from 7 stone to over 8 whilst being vegetarian and natural, then i hit the gear as i plateued at 8.5 stone. Worked my way uo to just under 10 stone then back down to 8.5 when i got sick and had to go into hospital a few times (mental health not physical) and had to start over again from where i stopped naturally gaining. Any advice on training with injuries, advice on suppliments or technique you can ask away and I'll answer honestly every time. View attachment 215528 View attachment 215529

That's my natural gains.
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That's enhanced. Done all the work on my own no training partner so i know I'm at least half decent at advice. If i could upload videos easy I'd upload my 100kg shoulder press (8 reps) and a video of me teaching combatives but if anyome wants to see then go to youtube and look for 'Mick Cooke' they're on there. Anyway that's enough for now folks. Chat soon.

Uhhhhh, seriously?

If this isn't the best trolling on here since ever, then you need to go stand in the corner and have a word with yourself.

You are "that guy". Do you introduce yourself to people like this in real life? As, if you do, you're a bit of a muppet mate.

That's the daftest post I've seen on here. And there's a lot of competition for that title.

What's a combat instructor? What sort of combat? Who you teaching? What you teaching? What are your qualifications? Where did you train?

And to be honest buddy, if you're using steroids over multiple cycles and.look like that? Then you're in no position to give any sort of advice about anything.


You're trolling right?

 

[simonboyle]

Nice to meet you too Simon. I'm qualified in panantukan (filipino boxing) i don't teach anywhere i don't want to but i am qualified to IF i ever decide to. I'm going to guess you don't know anything about mental health or serious injuries so I'll let your unenlightened comment slide. As for my steroid use i done 5 weeks of test and tren a few years ago and the odd course of anavar only between then and now and incase you're blind as well as ignorant look at the before and after pic and look at the amount of muscle mass i put on and tell me then i don't know about training...then go re-evaluate your life and attitude cause you seem like a real d**k. Just an observation, probably a fact. Is that a good enough answer for you?

Hahahaha.

So, what advice do you think you're going to give?
And stop waving the victim card buddy, couldn't care less what has happened to you, everyone has had some shot happen to them, they don't strut in somewhere offering advice, then moaning they've got it tough.

Seriously, what advice?

You're before and after pictures are the differences between a natty eating an extra meal and doing some actual lifting. If you're using steroids you're wasting your time for what you've achieved.
Read the room.

You've came in here acting like you're on high and being butt hurt because someone laughs at you.

So, go, give some advice. You pick on what. Let's hear it.


And you look and come across like a troll. This would have been a comedy skit on any other forum.

You don't need steroids to get to the bare minimum, which is what you, by your pictures, have achieved. You are an example of why most people shouldn't use steroids.

I mean, do you honestly think the "physique" you've achieved with the use of PEDs is note worthy? Injuries or not (let's play that game too, two torn rotator cuffs, broken arms, two dislocated wrists, broken wrist, torn elbows and shoulders and knees, slipped disks, bulging disks and a shit load more, means nothing) as it only shows you're the one in need of advice.

But I'm willing to learn. So goz what is the advice you think you're in a position to give. Genuinely interested.

You offered, so I am humbly requesting your advice.

 

[simonboyle]

Thread cleaned up, keep it on topic please.

Noted.

I am actually trying to keep it on topic.
Genuinely interested in what advice etc there is to be given.

 

[simonboyle]

Don't think there is any need to dissect the opening post, it was basically an introduction.

It's clearly one of the banned guys taking the mick mate.

And that post deserves dissection

 

[simonboyle]

I take it back. It appears he is real😂😂😂😂

OP, you're not a returning troll.

https://youtube.com/channel/UCzssklN2UavywF9ca79oWyw

That's his channel

 

[simonboyle]

OP, I'd seriously suggest a wee word with yourself in the corner.

You're setting yourself up for a piss take here.

I appreciate the self confidence. But........😂