[Was_Eric]

and im going to the doctors this morning and someone is gonna look at my bum hole

i'd best have a shower and make sure its extra clean, and put on my best duds :|

 

[Guest]

thanks for sharing this with the forum- dont forget to wipe properly before you go

 

[1Tonne]

Cant you just bend over and push em back in? Get your missus to do it...

wait...am i wrong...wot?

 

[SiPhil]

Before you go use your mrs' vaginal douche to blow a litre of air up your bum. This will guarantee you have some cracking farts to hit the nurse or doctor in the face.

 

[djmacka]

Before you go use your mrs' vaginal douche to blow a litre of air up your bum. This will guarantee you have some cracking farts to hit the nurse or doctor in the face.

As above, the doctors love a good old practical joke...

Best of luck :laugh:

 

[Was_Eric]

nearly ready to go and just had another wipe

used baby wipes so hopefully it wont smell too bad

i never asked if the doctor i am seeing is male or female

 

[Was_Eric]

How do you get rid of those? Ive always imagined it was the elastic band around them till they fell off but thats all a bit medieval

yep, they tie them off i think

 

[Huntingground]

eric is hoping that it is a male doc............

 

[Was_Eric]

think he will put his finger in?

 

[djmacka]

nearly ready to go and just had another wipe

used baby wipes so hopefully it wont smell too bad

i never asked if the doctor i am seeing is male or female

Hope its a heavy handed YTS mate & i thought they stitched them back up :laugh:

 

[djmacka]

think he will put his finger in?

Fist*

You should prelube save them the hassle of doing it :thumbup1:

 

[Smitch]

think he will put his finger in?

He'll probably get lubed up with Swarfega and put his fist up there.

Post inspection i expect he'll give em a good shove back in with a big stick.

Best of luck. :thumbup1:

 

[BillC]

Preperation H, why wastes the Dcos time. That or a fist

 

[Ryan16]

Hopefully its a male, dont want some fit woman doc fingering about your ass then you let one rip!

 

[SiPhil]

think he will put his finger in?

If you're lucky he might give you a reach around too.

 

[djmacka]

Hopefully its a male, dont want some fit woman doc fingering about your ass then you let one rip!

So you'd rather have a bloke interfere with your ar$e than a woman :confused1:

 

[djmacka]

If you're lucky he might give you a reach around too.

:w00t:

 

[BillC]

Hopefully its a male, dont want some fit woman doc fingering about your ass then you let one rip!

So you'd rather have a bloke interfere with your ar$e than a woman :confused1:

LMAO x2

 

[welshman]

Pics???? :laugh:

 

[Ken Hutchinson]

Better hope it's not a fit as fcuk women doc, and you get a stiffy on.