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and im going to the doctors this morning and someone is gonna look at my bum hole

i'd best have a shower and make sure its extra clean, and put on my best duds :|
 

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Before you go use your mrs' vaginal douche to blow a litre of air up your bum. This will guarantee you have some cracking farts to hit the nurse or doctor in the face.
 

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SiPhil said:
Before you go use your mrs' vaginal douche to blow a litre of air up your bum. This will guarantee you have some cracking farts to hit the nurse or doctor in the face.
As above, the doctors love a good old practical joke...

Best of luck :laugh:
 

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nearly ready to go and just had another wipe

used baby wipes so hopefully it wont smell too bad

i never asked if the doctor i am seeing is male or female
 

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erics44 said:
nearly ready to go and just had another wipe

used baby wipes so hopefully it wont smell too bad

i never asked if the doctor i am seeing is male or female
Hope its a heavy handed YTS mate & i thought they stitched them back up :laugh:
 
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