[Uriel]

I've been giving it a try...

it's been a good few weeks since actual penis to human contact but I fell off the wagon and had a tommy tank 3 nights ago (Grrrrrrrr lezzy porn caused this)

but I've just been for a few Sat afternoon beers in Norway and I may be going to the local town for a few more..........

I need tips on avoiding female company or having a drunken [email protected] later:laugh:

 

[Uriel]

on a serous note, anyone else celibate? (by choice)

 

[Bambi]

 

[mal]

yes monday through to fri,have sat off.just dropped a viagra for

later:thumb:

 

[GeordieSteve]

Aye I'm on about week 6. Had 2 years of jumping on the back of everything that moves (I'm named Mr T in my local..... Mr Testosterone cos if it twitches, I have my cock in it!). Had a chat with a lady I'm interested in and she told me how much I was ****in with people's heads and it hit home so I've not done anything since. Sadly this also coinsides with when I started my test cycle so I'm humping the furnature and postmens legs right now...

... damn these keys feel so soft and sexy under my firm hard fingers.....

 

[Milky]

You are on a wind up here Muriel surely ?

I find being a fat ugly repulsive bastard keeps the ladies at bay..

 

[Uriel]

You are on a wind up here Muriel surely ?

..

jus because some of you debased pigs can't control your cocks doesn't mean we're all like that bro:confused1:

 

[Jem]

I've been giving it a try...

it's been a good few weeks since actual penis to human contact but I fell off the wagon and had a tommy tank 3 nights ago (Grrrrrrrr lezzy porn caused this)

but I've just been for a few Sat afternoon beers in Norway and I may be going to the local town for a few more..........

I need tips on avoiding female company or having a drunken [email protected] later:laugh:

LMFAO !!! I thought you were taking the **** when you posted that in my journal :lol: :lol: :lol: ...gay bar & home in a cab ...once you're in the hotel room I cant suggest owt further

 

[SiPhil]

Slide some pins into your y-fronts so they're just touching the skin of your flacid chap. Any thoughts of sex will cause movement within the pants which will give you a little pr**k (a second one?). Should keep your mind focused elsewhere.

 

[Uriel]

Slide some pins into your y-fronts so they're just touching the skin of your flacid chap. Any thoughts of sex will cause movement within the pants which will give you a little pr**k (a second one?). Should keep your mind focused elsewhere.

that's actually aroused me - fkn thanks...big help

 

[Milky]

jus because some of you debased pigs can't control your cocks doesn't mean we're all like that bro:confused1:

Tis true my friend,

And lets be honest you never comment on threads of a sexual nature in your defence :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[evad]

if you use a vacumn cleaner on it it doesn't count as actual contact, therefore remaining celibate

 

[Uriel]

Tis true my friend,

And lets be honest you never comment on threads of a sexual nature in your defence :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey, I'm a sexy guy.I like sex, actually I love sex.......mmmmmmm sex...

but it's just so fuking annoying and it leads me to make large life changing mistakes so I'm trying to fuk it off........it's been the bain of my life

 

[Uriel]

I used to smoke and I stopped 15 years ago......................sex is just another dirty expensive habit to be controlled

 

[SiPhil]

http://www.realdoll.com/

Couple of grand each.

 

[Dazzaemm2k7]

regular ejaculation has been shown to decrease chances of getting prostate cancer

which is a massive % of the male cancer patients (prostate is one of the most common)

so no chance would i restrain myself if i ever had the chance to "dispose" lol

grandpa died from prostate cancer so every day twice a day for me loooooooool !

 

[coflex]

ok...this is complicated...so stick with me...

1.take a double dose of fast acting laxatives an hour before you go out.

2.tie a piece of cord to your peanut with the other end attached to a buttplug.

3.insert said buttplug up ones hole...ensuring that the cord is taut between your peanut and the plug.

4.skip into town with a smile on your chuffless face.

if you get a boner, you'll pull the butt plug out and sh!t your kecks...and no bird will wanna progress the intimacy.

 

[lambert099]

on a serous note, anyone else celibate? (by choice)

your a fuking weirdo if you choose to be celibate

 

[Replicator]

You are on a wind up here Muriel surely ?

I find being a fat ugly repulsive bastard keeps the ladies at bay..

Well do some cardio and some weights and get on a proper diet then you fat Basterd :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Uriel]

your a fuking weirdo if you choose to be celibate

:laugh: you're fuking with UKM's finest my little fine feathered sh1t stain