UK-Muscle.co.uk Forum banner
1 - 2 of 2 Posts

·
hmmm
Joined
·
1,430 Posts
Discussion Starter · #1 ·


REASONS YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE AN EGG

you only get laid once.

you only get eaten once;

you have to share your box with 11 guys.

it takes 4 minutes to get hard.

and only 2 minutes to get soft.

but worst of all...

the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!

so remember if you get to feeling bad...

YOU COULD ALWAYS BE AN EGG!!

 
1 - 2 of 2 Posts
This is an older thread, you may not receive a response, and could be reviving an old thread. Please consider creating a new thread.
Top