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    Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your...
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    A primary school pupil tells his teacher that he's just found a cat at the side of the road."it's dead",he reveals. 'how do you know it's dead?' asks the teacher. 'easy', says the child,'because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move.' 'you did what?!' the teacher shouts. 'you know,'...
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    How do you make... ...five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Sorry girls!
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    its my gf's birthday soon & i'm looking for gift ideas. i was thinking of getting her a pair of slippers & a vibrator then if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f#ck herself? or she asked for 12" with a rubber on the end so i was going to get her 1 of those pencils?:laugh:
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