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Davemp

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  1. Gym closure email

    The gym group closes Wednesday at 10pm
  2. Bobby Ball dies of Covid

    No mate Emu is living out the rest of his COVID free life at Chester Zoo
  3. Which one!

    Penis
  4. Which one!

    That’s the idea and I’m having a tattoo of his dog on the other arm
  5. Which one!

    He loved it said it looks like his mum
  6. Which one!

    Had this done on Sunday
  7. Oh dear not another finger up the bum

    Bugger (boooooom) should have said £45
  8. Oh dear not another finger up the bum

    Was it the £50 that gave it away ?
  9. Oh dear not another finger up the bum

    Last time I had it done he pash pushing and prodding only to say it’s high and he couldn’t reach it (only a small doctor) and then said I will get it done with your bloods. fFS why finger bum me when it could be done with my bloods and you were doing them anyway. so I left £50 on the table and left
  10. Who’s watching what on NETFLIX

    I know what you mean pal, their parts get smaller as it goes on and you know you don’t fluck with Dominic lol
  11. Who’s watching what on NETFLIX

    Agree mate, bad blood is brilliant and also queen of the south
  12. Guess the film from one line

    Correct
  13. Guess the film from one line

    You can’t handle the truth
  14. Guess the film from one line

    10 points sir
  15. Guess the film from one line

    All I ask for in return is a bottle of sudds for each of My co workers
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