Jackoffblades

I hate mcgregor the arrogant little pr**k 

I’m of the generation that remembers white dog s**t and therefore tend to look where I’m walking. 

 

Lately Iv been eating to get lean. Should I say f**k it and have full English breakfast tomorrow. Note that if I make an full English breakfast it’s going to be at least 2000 calories. Come on dare me 

I suggest you go for the full English and enjoy it ,there will be some chaps that will say  don’t do it  but just ignore them let them have  their  yogurt and rice cakes boring [email protected] 

Well it doesn’t seem like it’s working. Covid numbers keep going up. I know there’s a lag but we’ve in lockdown over 2 weeks yet it’s still going up. Mind you numbers might go up more without the lockdown. I’m not qualified to answer this. Your best bet is to ask Karen on Facebook 

Why arnt house cats following the lockdown rules ? Iv seen them outside at night in groups of 6 

Well it doesn’t seem like it’s working. Covid numbers keep going up. I know there’s a lag but we’ve in lockdown over 2 weeks yet it’s still going up. Mind you numbers might go up more without the lockdown. I’m not qualified to answer this. Your best bet is to ask Karen on Facebook 

It was the creatine that did it 

I don’t get why he’s even released a cook book. He has no chef experience not that I know off. If I want to buy a cook book I’d want to buy from someone who has years of chef experience 

I want to stab him in the eye with a plastic fork

Rocking these bad boys at the minute....
 

I don’t get why he’s even released a cook book. He has no chef experience not that I know off. If I want to buy a cook book I’d want to buy from someone who has years of chef experience 

Not really. It likes to stick to hair. It’s common because it does a decent job of making your hair look full and you can’t tell that your using them. It won’t make bald patches disappear though. Only way it comes out really is with shampoo 

You don't even lift you melt shut up. 

I agree 1000% with professor @wylde99
Just because loads of people have had the exact same symptoms as people have described Covid as having, doesn't mean it's real. It's actually a very similar virus called "Wovid 19". It has exactly the same symptoms as this covid thing people are talking about but it's totally different. Just because people have personal experience of having Covid themselves, or know people who have had it, that's just like hearsay or a coincidence or Bill Gates using mind control or something. Come on lads use a bit of common sense, just because there's clear evidence of a virus existing, it doesn't mean it's real!
Edit: Here's my bonus list of UKM lizard people/shapeshifter/evil elite:
@Kazza61 (watch this guy he never blinks)
@Jackoffblades( have you ever seen Bill Gates and him in the same room? I rest my case)
@Denied( yeah, denied that covid is a load of made up bobbins!)
The list goes on lads, it really does....

A gym but not commercial gym. The gym I got to is place to go to out of boredom can sit and have a chat and a coffee 

Yeah but I could do it with my eyes closed 

This sounds familiar.
I started incorporating supersets for pretty much entire workouts this lockdown and that certainly keeps me on track.
Crazy time efficient as well.

No mate. I think you get the person on the machine as well for that price. He'll cook your meals and spot you 

Just pretend you have big muscles like everyone on here does.

£55 a month why? I can guarantee you there’s better gyms (weights) for half the price no matter where your located 

£55 a month why? I can guarantee you there’s better gyms (weights) for half the price no matter where your located 

There ain’t no chocolate covered peanuts lol