Jackoffblades

I’m going to slit your throat
then I’m going to f**k the wound 

In all seriousness I used to push bike it to work and back. When I think about cycling after work straight to the gym it just makes exhausted just thinking about it

So do I, darent ask him if he was also the receiver from the retriever. 
Bet he was

No once they are dead they stay dead usually...

Exercist, evil dead, evil dead 2, psycho, night mare on elm street, alien, shinning, scream but that’s s**t 

Try heroin, see if it suits you.

I can take or leave booze. I’m not drinking tonight but the wife will be very shortly. Both of the kids are staying out tonight so I’m going to make sure she consumes enough gin to transform her from respectable married woman to sadistic deprived bitch. As we can’t play rugby atm I won’t have to worry about the lads spotting any bruises I might pick up later. 
Maybe give it ago with your gf Jack. No point you getting drunk as you’ll want to feel the pain.

PS. Watch a live gig on the internet. Hardly ever get chance to be in on my own but if I was that's probably what I'd do tonight. YouTube has loads of them.

Sleep til 12, then get smashed of your tits. Goal achieved 

Feed the poor kids the bodies of the people who died from Covid.  No need to spend money on expensive coffins and funerals. Everyone's a winner.

If you don’t want to be on gear the rest of your life then it stands to reason not to do gear what’s so ever. 

Really?
Ever tried to pay for a house, food, gas, electricity, clothes etc.. on £692 a month?
My mortgage is more than that, UC is meant as a short term safety net. However with things as they are now i can see millions being on it for the long term which it's completely unsuitable for. 

I think I had it as well but didn't have any symptoms and didn't feel ill but definitely must've had it as I hear you can have it without knowing you even have it.  

Yea, f**k the kids. They deserve it, their fault for having shitty parents

I work long hours 4X a week. I could never go back to working 5X a week. Having 2 days a week off is nothing 

I work long hours 4X a week. I could never go back to working 5X a week. Having 2 days a week off is nothing 

I actually just tried this it’s bizarre 

I remember knocking one out to a fake nude of her once, I have never shagged an Indian but the urge is getting stronger. I often wonder what the fanny smells like 

I work long hours 4X a week. I could never go back to working 5X a week. Having 2 days a week off is nothing 

Hmm.. 
- swole

Thanks for letting us know youv got a suit case with a s**t load of money. Where do you live? 

I call mine The Terminator. It’s an oozy 9 millimetre. 

Wonder how many people will end up on the dole after all this is over 

How about:
”Words cannot describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can - 5 out of 10”. 

depends where, in London  fork out £100 on a tuesday night  for some self entitled fatty who thinks she's a 8/10 when she's a 4 at best.
Don't miss that at all 
No need to attack  Gymrat,  he doesn't represent his government or entire nation, just asking a question