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Jackoffblades

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    Jackoffblades got a reaction from KETONES in UKM Poetry challenge!   
    I’m going to slit your throat
    then I’m going to f**k the wound 
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    Jackoffblades got a reaction from Toranator in Any cyclists?   
    In all seriousness I used to push bike it to work and back. When I think about cycling after work straight to the gym it just makes exhausted just thinking about it
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    Jackoffblades reacted to Popeye66 in Who the fvck fvcks a chicken??   
    So do I, darent ask him if he was also the receiver from the retriever. 
    Bet he was
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    Jackoffblades reacted to KETONES in I got Covid!!   
    No once they are dead they stay dead usually...
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    Jackoffblades got a reaction from Kill Kcal in Being sober is boring   
    Exercist, evil dead, evil dead 2, psycho, night mare on elm street, alien, shinning, scream but that’s s**t 
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    Jackoffblades reacted to EpicSquats in Being sober is boring   
    Try heroin, see if it suits you.
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    Jackoffblades reacted to Sasnak in Being sober is boring   
    I can take or leave booze. I’m not drinking tonight but the wife will be very shortly. Both of the kids are staying out tonight so I’m going to make sure she consumes enough gin to transform her from respectable married woman to sadistic deprived bitch. As we can’t play rugby atm I won’t have to worry about the lads spotting any bruises I might pick up later. 
    Maybe give it ago with your gf Jack. No point you getting drunk as you’ll want to feel the pain.
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    Jackoffblades reacted to Kazza61 in Being sober is boring   
    PS. Watch a live gig on the internet. Hardly ever get chance to be in on my own but if I was that's probably what I'd do tonight. YouTube has loads of them.
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    Jackoffblades reacted to Spieren in Being sober is boring   
    Sleep til 12, then get smashed of your tits. Goal achieved 
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    Jackoffblades reacted to EpicSquats in Kids going hungry over the half term & Christmas holidays   
    Feed the poor kids the bodies of the people who died from Covid.  No need to spend money on expensive coffins and funerals. Everyone's a winner.
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    Jackoffblades got a reaction from AncientOldBloke in How do you date girls in the UK?   
    If you don’t want to be on gear the rest of your life then it stands to reason not to do gear what’s so ever. 
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    Jackoffblades reacted to Tonysco in Kids going hungry over the half term & Christmas holidays   
    Really?
    Ever tried to pay for a house, food, gas, electricity, clothes etc.. on £692 a month?
    My mortgage is more than that, UC is meant as a short term safety net. However with things as they are now i can see millions being on it for the long term which it's completely unsuitable for. 
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    Jackoffblades reacted to ILLBehaviour in I got Covid!!   
    I think I had it as well but didn't have any symptoms and didn't feel ill but definitely must've had it as I hear you can have it without knowing you even have it.  
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    Jackoffblades reacted to JusJamin in Kids going hungry over the half term & Christmas holidays   
    Yea, f**k the kids. They deserve it, their fault for having shitty parents
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    Jackoffblades got a reaction from Donny dog in Shift work   
    I work long hours 4X a week. I could never go back to working 5X a week. Having 2 days a week off is nothing 
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    Jackoffblades got a reaction from Donny dog in Shift work   
    I work long hours 4X a week. I could never go back to working 5X a week. Having 2 days a week off is nothing 
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    Jackoffblades got a reaction from EpicSquats in What is Google trying to do here?   
    I actually just tried this it’s bizarre 
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    Jackoffblades reacted to Simon90 in What is Google trying to do here?   
    I remember knocking one out to a fake nude of her once, I have never shagged an Indian but the urge is getting stronger. I often wonder what the fanny smells like 
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    Jackoffblades got a reaction from Donny dog in Shift work   
    I work long hours 4X a week. I could never go back to working 5X a week. Having 2 days a week off is nothing 
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    Jackoffblades reacted to SwoleTip in Regards after every post   
    Hmm.. 
    - swole
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    Jackoffblades got a reaction from Ken Hutchinson in Right lads i'm off for 6 months see you all later   
    Thanks for letting us know youv got a suit case with a s**t load of money. Where do you live? 
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    Jackoffblades reacted to Kazza61 in The Beast   
    I call mine The Terminator. It’s an oozy 9 millimetre. 
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    Jackoffblades got a reaction from safc49 in Manchester in Tier 3 lockdown - Gyms stay open   
    Wonder how many people will end up on the dole after all this is over 
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    Jackoffblades reacted to Kazza61 in How do you date girls in the UK?   
    How about:
    ”Words cannot describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can - 5 out of 10”. 
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    Jackoffblades reacted to JohhnyC in How do you date girls in the UK?   
    depends where, in London  fork out £100 on a tuesday night  for some self entitled fatty who thinks she's a 8/10 when she's a 4 at best.
    Don't miss that at all 
    No need to attack  Gymrat,  he doesn't represent his government or entire nation, just asking a question   
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