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alphafit

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    alphafit reacted to Kazza61 in Autism   
    Not as many as you think! Lol
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    alphafit reacted to Seppuku71 in F**king clapping s**t again?!!!   
    I bet if we had a poll on it, there'd be a few members on ukm who've got the clap....
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    alphafit reacted to js77 in Russell Howard is being great at politics   
    Come on guys, he’s absolutely right....that’s why Corbyns government absolutely destroyed the Tories in the last election.......or was it the other way around??
    Sorry to post another Paul Joseph Watson video but here he is putting a video together in stark contrast to this complete helmet and baring in mind he’s not a supposed ‘stand up’ I p1ss myself every time  I watch this.....
     
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    alphafit reacted to monkeybiker in Lol, why do fat ugly 'soyboys' always look like this?   
    I can't stand that guys voice and he talks a lot of bollocks as well
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    alphafit got a reaction from mal in Muscle memory- how long to get back to where you were post lockdown   
    Depends on genetics mostly, like all things body building related.
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    alphafit got a reaction from jjtreml in White lives matter   
    The majority of blacks in the USA are killed by blacks, not by racists or any other form of police brutality. It's just chite cops being chite at what they do
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    alphafit got a reaction from jjtreml in White lives matter   
    The majority of blacks in the USA are killed by blacks, not by racists or any other form of police brutality. It's just chite cops being chite at what they do
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    alphafit reacted to Sasnak in 16 stone 5ft 6 solid never had a workout   
    Nice pants
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    alphafit got a reaction from TERBO in Post a Recent Picture Thread - Vol. II   

    Today is my 8th year of natty bodybuilding anniversary,! Currently 73 kg, going to cut down to about 70.
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    alphafit got a reaction from mal in Horrible evil cnut ( but his life matters)   
    Kind of confirms my theory about the USA being populated only by retards and dickheads.
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    alphafit got a reaction from Seppuku71 in Do you fart in front of your wife?   
    I actually have a friend in Bulgaria that used to fart under the sheet and cover his girl's head and say ''breath deeply if you love me'' 
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    alphafit reacted to vetran in Do you fart in front of your wife?   
     I used to stick her head under the covers but she never mentioned that in the divorce  petition 
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    alphafit reacted to AncientOldBloke in Do you fart in front of your wife?   
    What the hell could possess any right-minded man to keep the same woman for 20 years?
    20 tears maybe, but not 20 years.
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    alphafit reacted to Malin in Iphone features anyone know?   
    Damn, didn't take long for android peasants to turn this into smartfone war
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    alphafit reacted to GTT in So they've effectively found cure for C-19. And it's a 60's steroid!   
    You have just demonstrated the level of steroid knowledge of most medical professionals 
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    alphafit reacted to drwae in American adult men living in the basement   
    @anotherandy maybe you can shed light on this
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    alphafit got a reaction from BLUE(UK) in Post a Recent Picture Thread - Vol. II   
    Blueberry, what do a clowns and tall guys have in common? They use the same shoe store 
    How do you make a tall person look awkward? You can't, he already does.
    Where does a tall person find a gf? On top of a step ladder 
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    alphafit got a reaction from TERBO in Post a Recent Picture Thread - Vol. II   

    Today is my 8th year of natty bodybuilding anniversary,! Currently 73 kg, going to cut down to about 70.
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    alphafit reacted to BLUE(UK) in Post a Recent Picture Thread - Vol. II   
    Ive said it before on here, short folk tend to look better in pics and even videos. In real life they go from looking small to a womble. There is no in between hence taller people will look better in real life unless they’re freakishly tall. 
    Not hating on anyone, it’s just how it is and TBH, I’m not sure why I’ve quoted you as it’s not aimed at you personally. 
    Since I’ve got your attention I’ve gotta think of something to say about your man bag, “oh yeah, short ass, climb back into your man bag like a chihuahua!!” 
     

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    alphafit got a reaction from SwoleTip in Post a Recent Picture Thread - Vol. II   
     
    @SwoleTip Not into this modern day bodybuilding bull chite, it's just too much for my taste(plus I got tats which is No-No for bodybullding). I do like men physique though, and I am considering to compete.
    As for arms last time I measured up which was like 6-7 months ago they were about 42-43 cm. ( I want to reach 46 and no more, cause it will look strange on my height lol)
     
    @BLUE(UK) Blueberry you have not metioned the LV bag,I am starting to get worried lol if you are OK lol. 
    @Cronus Hahaha rocking a bald head is not my first choice lol ,It's just all males from family are bald, so shaving it off was clearly the right choice and it kind of suits me. I like rocking a bald head, even when it was not thinning on top, I still used to get 2 on top sides shaved. ( Plus so many bad ass actors like The Rock and Jason Statham rock it and they can get a hair transplant anytime. I might get a hair transplant, but it's just not on my to do list, cause it does not really bother me. ).
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    alphafit got a reaction from BLUE(UK) in Post a Recent Picture Thread - Vol. II   
    I actually like Swole's thread they remind me of Thailand lol. A perosn can  never claim he has seen many fags and traps until he  visits Thailand haha.
    As for the lube last night when I oiled you up, you did not complain about me fetching it from the bag .
    I know you are messing bro, Respect
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    alphafit got a reaction from BLUE(UK) in Post a Recent Picture Thread - Vol. II   
    I actually like Swole's thread they remind me of Thailand lol. A perosn can  never claim he has seen many fags and traps until he  visits Thailand haha.
    As for the lube last night when I oiled you up, you did not complain about me fetching it from the bag .
    I know you are messing bro, Respect
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    alphafit reacted to BLUE(UK) in Post a Recent Picture Thread - Vol. II   
    You love it really, so much so you don’t even go into @SwoleTip threads because they have female features, you only like that hairy manly feel enveloping you during their hold over you. 
     
    I’m only messing, although it’s probably true. Bet you carry a sample sized bum lube in that bag really. 
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