Shergar

Do you get drunk alone?
Danny

No music on 4 my old fruit.
They talk about things such as basket weaving, the best way to rid your caravan of wood lice, homeopathic remedies made from grass cuttings and interviews with people like Kilroy Silk. 
Not really my cup of tea on leg day to be honest.

Although this looks a lot, it really isn’t. I work in ppe all day. You won’t need to train in it. Temp takes 5 secs max. Pointed at your melon. Take your own sanitiser.
Agree, it will quite challenging getting a slot booked but if you can get 2 sessions a week, you can get a good amount of your compound lifts in. I can’t at home.
 
Band work for bi/tri/facepulls, higher rep work and cardio can be done out of the gym 

Is the second peak waiting specifically for the gyms to open? 

it seemed to miss the riots, protests, reduction in 2 metre distancing and day trips to the beach despite everyone saying we're doomed  

The virus is unquestionably still circulating but there will not be an outbreak anywhere close to the initial peak which the NHS coped with perfectly fine (many nightingales ending up mothballed) and as such I think a second lock down outside of exceptional circumstance and localized is pretty unlikely.

just be sure to go lighter than you think you need to and follow the rules when the gym's reopen.

Can't remember, we weren't stood up for too long

19 tabs open!?!?!? 
 
 
Also does she have a penis

If you order on say Monday, you'll get Friday. Its quick, they use UPS.

Yeah because I’m so normal and sane that I’ll buy a bench for £780 lol

Are we both thinking the same thing? Circular saw, van, drive off fast? 

Awesome colour buddy, love it mate
Danny

You have as many kids as you do squat racks  good stuff buddy
Danny

Gym friend of mine had it done by a "top surgeon" in England but the surgeon was Polish, go figure
Oh and the receptionist was Canadian
Danny

You’ve well and truly done yourself up like a kipper big boy!

I got what I paid for and had spare for a holiday to the Dominican 

This is what I mean. If they want to meet there friends and family that's fine but why do they need to be close to me when I'm at the supermarket. 
My mum has health problems so if I visit her I don't want to risk possibly catching it and passing it on. 

Cretins in supermarkets are shocking. No masks. 75% not keeping their distance behind me when queueing and they’re w/out masks. Don’t bother wiping off trolley/basket handles with anti bac that’s supplied in store. Shocking.
 
ive missed the gym but as much as I want to go back, won’t be going back until I see how things are fixed till August/September in regards to further outbreaks. 

Finally, all you flanges who never built enough of a foundation from pushing yourself to your limit naturally will be able to jump back on to ridiculous amounts of gear to get your size back!
 
One other thing, don’t forget to order a shitload of bpc157. You fcukers will be needing it! 
 
As well as your intra-creabcaa enema 23 mins & 6 seconds into your 13th set of preacher Curls with 2.5kg dbells. Ooooosssshhhhhh! 
 
 

Can’t wait for the new one to land next summer buddy, great little motor.
Danny
 

Once gyms do open, you'll then move onto moaning about the booking system 
....threads will be 'when will gyms be open PROPERLY' 

Can’t wait for the new one to land next summer buddy, great little motor.
Danny
 

Can’t wait for the new one to land next summer buddy, great little motor.
Danny
 

You have as many kids as you do squat racks  good stuff buddy
Danny

Sorry its only been 4 months! clearly another shed man! I hope you drop your home set up on your head lol

Well, that sucks, but that's your gym. Not all. Haven't heard anything from PureGym or the others.
I'll stick to training at home then. Never going back to busy times in the gym.