Fat Alex

someone needs to tell 99% of super heavy weight powerlifters and strongmen this 

eddie hall 
zydrunas savickas 
brian shaw
hathor bjornsson 
vlad alhazov
terry hollands 
chad wesley smith 
brandon allen 

just to name a few off the top of my head all over 15% body fat taking steroids and lifting far more weight than anyone on this forum will ever get near 

hell if its just about being pretty which is what everyone on this forum seems to associate steroids with then lee priest needs a talking to as well because he was over 15% in the off season and taking gear

Stay over, get proper wankered , go bed and piss all over the pair of them 

I find regular fit in most sports wear is always spot on
Anything Italian and I am having to get 4 sizes above my usual one
Jeans/pants have always been a bugger for me,  My thighs are naturally big, probably why I live in shorts, even in winter
Danny

Sixty percent of men in the U.K. are overweight or obese. Granted, many will be fat for reasons other than alcohol consumption, so let’s remove “beer belly” and just say “belly”
Do you have any further useful corrections or observations to make?

I'm not sure what a Holister is, sounds super gay though, is it a holster for a dildo?

my bird gets disgusted when i get hard ons over natilya kuznetsova... let her pick me up and carry me to bed and abuse me any day

Would banging a muscley bird be gay? 
Y’know since they say banging a tranny ain’t gay coz it’s the female figure you’re attracted to. 
 
For a friend. Obv. 

Take mdma at the weekend. Problem solved

Finally a clit I can find.

Hench women are the way forward

You could ask @js77 to don his favourite wig and apply some lippy. Doubles as a very convincing Natilya! 

There's a bodybuilding escort called Roxxy Summer. Absolute filth. 

She no doubt lifts more than most of the blokes in here. I’m not gonna lie. I’d love a couple of hours in the sack with her too 
https://www.t3.com/amp/news/how-to-build-muscle-over-50-this-workout-from-the-53-year-old-queen-of-biceps

anyone have this s**t.. I cant stick with anything other than my mrs and bodybuilding.. ive had millions of jobs etc and just cant stick or focus on anything,.... apparently people with adhd can have hyperfocus on things they enjoy so I guess that's why bodybuilding is a keeper..
I sway between engineering contracts and done a bit of property but that's pissing me off now and my brain just says give up as soon as anything gets difficult
 

I’m sure immunity is what makes a virus mutate into something less lethal 

I imagine they put them into coffins and nail the lids down so they can't come back as zombies and eat everyone. Or maybe I've watching too many horror films recently....

Probably not, they don't tend to treat dead people

This isn’t the Spanish flu. Governments are acting like it’s a killer. Is there something there not telling us 

40 dead FROM covid, or 40 dead that tested positive for covid ..... from a test with a 1% false positive rate???
There's a big difference!!

The economy's fvcked and only 40 people died in the UK yesterday from Covid. In a nation of 60 million people. We need to open everything back up and go back to normal.

In mate 
Looks a juicy stack
You've got it in you to slaughter your old bench PB if you work on getting your legs tight under you when you bench 
From the videos I've see you're man handling it up but haemorrhaging power through your base (think feet up bench to a lesser degree) 
If you can really root your legs and have your feet glued to the ground with quads and glutes flexed and work on that feeling comfortable all throughout the press I'd put money on your bench shooting up.
I won't back seat drive anymore than that 
Just something I've noticed and you're already benching more than 99% of blokes in the UK at 100kg
 

That's cool you have read those numbers on the internet, this does not get around the fact that Ipam as a GHRP has a saturation point which is 1mcg/kg if you double that you actually on get just over 20% more GH output, this declines the more you use to a point at 4 x saturation dose where there is no benefit.
Well the GHRH peptide is just that a peptide it is not a hormone, look at it this way, if you take the GHRP peptide (IPAM) then you get a 3 in return, if you take a GHRH peptide (MOD GRF) you also get a 3 in return, if you combine these peptides then you get a 10 in return as they have a unique synergy when combined resulting in a better outcome.

i like to start with ' see we have a lot in common, tits, long hair and like to be fingered'  

i like to start with ' see we have a lot in common, tits, long hair and like to be fingered'  

I'd go with the classic line... works for me every time...
'Have you ever had your asshole eaten?'
If this doesn't work... she ain't worth it