Saffaboy

Can you not read?

So many on here seem to know what paedos are called in prison. Rather worrying.

What the f**k is a substantial meal? 10 packets of crisps would be fairly substantial for most people. Does it have to be hot food?

Mate, honestly, the best way to learn is to watch (and copy) Borat. He's pick up techniques are quite extensively detailed and applicable to British culture.

I always turn the radiator completely off in our downstairs toilet. It just gets too hot otherwise. Maybe give that a go?

It's nice and quiet. Unfortunately the weird Polish brigade who swing 32kg kettlebells from their necks are still around.

Spoken like a healthy person with underlying issues. facepalm*

Lol, that's such a narrow-sighted comment. The long-term effects of gym closures have the potential to cause astronomical damage to the economy and wider population. Not everyone goes to the gym to try and achieve 20 inch arms. For many, millions probably, it's a method to manage struggling mental health. For many others, probably also in the millions, it's a medical referral based on whatever physical health issues. When all these people become sick(er) again they won't be able to work, whatever it is they do. The domino effect of this could be epic.

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Does this fat gimp even lift?

Because that's what Dave on YouTube said.

From Reddit.

I'll swap you mine for some weed at the end of next month.

Lol, go on then hardman. Go to the pub and refuse to leave at 10. Make a video to show us how clever you are.

That would solely depend on how much you hate your wife.

The best bit is him deciding to go for a second rep. Lol, the delusion is strong.

Lol, imagine taking 20mg at 145kg. You'd be better off just eating a banana.

Cinema is no different than the rest of the high street. Its days have been numbered for a long time. Overpriced, dirty and just inconvenient compared to sitting at home in your pants streaming on your exceptionally large 4k TV. Corona only hastened the end.

I think you're talking about cocaine?

You're not sure how this is offensive? Comparing a gym workout to slavery.

It's winter, you'll be stuck in lockdown throughout. Buy a heater.

Lol. Honestly, there is no natural alternative. Either buy gear or don't but wasting money on snake oil is not going to help.

This thread is not a Monday morning thread. My fu**ing brain is now fried and the week hasn't even started properly yet.

Kidneys go boom boom.

Whenever I drop the kids at school, I am blown away that the vast majority of parents are giant flabberc*nts. All motivation comes from not wanting to look like that. It's disgusting.