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    Jack of blades got a reaction from anna1 in I think my wife is having an affair with my mate   
    Swoletip and epic squats are related in some way
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    Jack of blades got a reaction from SwoleTip in I think my wife is having an affair with my mate   
    Don't know seems like he was telling the truth from the sounds of it. What's happened to swolletip? Not seen him on here in ages. Tell him I said hi 
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    Jack of blades got a reaction from Fat Alex in Who struggles with mind games when bulking   
    Guess what! fantastic news guys! My ass piles are healing! 
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    Jack of blades reacted to TERBO in Who trains neck ?   
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    Jack of blades got a reaction from EpicSquats in Hash Browns   
    I once found a whole rat inside my hash brown it was fully cooked inside it
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    Jack of blades got a reaction from EpicSquats in Hash Browns   
    I sometimes have them at work for breakfast only 2 though. I think there a s**t quality food for weightlifting 
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    Jack of blades got a reaction from anna1 in I think my wife is having an affair with my mate   
    I don't know how there connected but first I thought they were lovers then I thought they were the same person but I know that they live together
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    Jack of blades got a reaction from anna1 in I think my wife is having an affair with my mate   
    Swoletip and epic squats are related in some way
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    Jack of blades got a reaction from anna1 in I think my wife is having an affair with my mate   
    Swoletip and epic squats are related in some way
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    Jack of blades reacted to anna1 in Game of Thrones   
    Sponge Bob Squarepants was amazing to the final episode  
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    Jack of blades reacted to The-Real-Deal in Dorian Yates back tattoo.   
    I have Wy tattooed on my John Thomas, when I get aroused it says...
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    Welcome to Barbados have a nice day.  
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    Jack of blades reacted to EpicSquats in Punching above your weight   
    "The groom is bulldog ugly and quite frankly I'm shocked the bride  let's him hang out the back of her, she must have serious self-esteem issues"
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    Jack of blades reacted to vetran in What crimes have you committed?   
    Ive just broken into Jeremy Kyles studio and have a pair of chairs for sale in reasonable condition hardwaering after occasionally thrown around, brown leather look wood 

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    Jack of blades reacted to PanamaPower in What crimes have you committed?   
    I have a few cell phone pics.  I don't jump with my GoPro on these jumps for a few reasons: 
    1. It's the first thing the law wants to look at.  Without that footage, I could just be a lost skydiver or someone goofing around with a parachute. 
    2. The cameras tend to get snagged on riser lines, which on a normal jump is a simple fix because you have a few minutes to sort it out.  Base jumps get one shot.
    3. I just do it for fun, not for ego pumping or sharing with my Grandmother on Facebook.  She would die.  
      
    I felt much better knowing that George Clooney approved.

    This is where the Canal meets the Pacific.   The LZ was the cement circle on the left. (I still have these old Nikes.  I cut the grass in them now.)
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    Jack of blades reacted to anna1 in What crimes have you committed?   
    Used to run my own cartel 
    now under a witness protection program and currently awaiting my sex change operation as you all know 
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    Jack of blades reacted to monkeybiker in What crimes have you committed?   
    I stuck a load of explosives in a couple big skyscrapers in America and was going to blackmail them for some cash.
    Before I could even post the ransom note some c**t flew a couple  planes into them and set the f**kers off.
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    Jack of blades got a reaction from anna1 in Preparing yourself psychologically for a maximal lift   
    She's a trooper. Iv asked her to stamp on me wearing high heels in a sexual way and she said yes
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    Jack of blades reacted to PanamaPower in Preparing yourself psychologically for a maximal lift   
    This is going to sound strange but ..... (feel free to copy and paste that phrase for an intro to practically every GenCon post.)
    When I'm doing a heavy lift, I think of a goal number of reps, then attribute each of those reps to a close family member or loved one.  I imagine I'm saving them from certain death by doing the reps.  (Sometimes my dog doesn't make it... ) I feel like it causes some adrenaline to kick in and help with my lifts.   Probably....definitely just my imagination, but it DOES help.
    I also take a few short,  deep breaths seconds before starting and say out loud, "Come on, you sonuvabitch!"  then hit it with all I've got.   Usually people look at me like I'm loony, but I could care less.
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    Jack of blades got a reaction from mal in Arnold attacked in south Africa   
    Good job he's still got a good amount of muscle on him still whiles being in his 70s otherwise that would be serious damage if he was frail 
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    Jack of blades reacted to IronJohnDoe in Arnold attacked in south Africa   
    People shouldn’t  ask if Arnold is fine, people should ask if the idiot did hurt him self when he impacted on Arnold.
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    Jack of blades got a reaction from IronJohnDoe in Arnold attacked in south Africa   
    That's what i thought and if it was Arnold when he was younger he would have bounced straight of Arnold 
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    Jack of blades got a reaction from monkeybiker in Bench to deadlift ratio   
    Erm I don't know what its called lol. One of them is hands over the bar symmetrical and the other isn't symmetrical one hand is in bicep curl position and the other hand is the opposite position
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    Jack of blades reacted to Fadi in Lower or slam dealift   
    If I told you that there's this medicine that has a side effect which far outweighs its intended effect..., would you believe me? Notice I did not ask whether you would take it or not, but rather whether you'd believe me that such a medicine would even exist. I tell you Jack, this medicine would never make it onto the market, simply because its side effect/s (the negative part), has been shown to outweigh its intended/its desired effect/s (the positive parts).
    Enter the deadlift ...
    We have two phases to this lift; the concentric and eccentric phase. Does the eccentric phase (the lowering phase of the lift) pose a risk that far outweighs any potential benefit a lifter may reap when performing its concentric phase? The answer is an emphatic YES!
    Please note that I never said that there're no benefits to be had during the execution of the eccentric phase of the lift, only that by performing it, you would increase the risk of (unnecessary and avoidable) injury many times over. That's the last thing any sane lifter would ever wanna do; dabbling with the riskiest part of a mighty lift ... why be irresponsible to yourself when you know you deserve better!
    If you were an Olympic weightlifter (like I was), you'd simply drop the bar onto the platform, even when it was above your head, because that's what weightlifters do. Here and as a powerlifter, you don't have to drop it (by releasing your grip from the bar no), here you simply control it, as in maintain your grip onto the barbell, whilst letting gravity take its course. In plain English, that means you don't purposefully slow the decent of the bar down, because that would be fighting against gravity's pull instead of allowing it to take its course as I've already mentioned.
    Oh but Fadi, I want to touch and go mate, anything wrong with that, even if my touch and goes are fully controlled? I'm tempted to say, yeh mate, just re read what I've already written above, but I won't, I will answer that possible question.
    I only ask that you answer the following question honestly and convincingly (with your own-self).  How would you rate your form over the bar, comparing your very first "set over the bar" rep, with other reps, performed one after another without fully resetting your back and creating that almighty fortress that I keep on mentioning on UK-M, where you move as one solid unit, without any part of your body ever becoming loose and vulnerable to injury? Would you at least agree with me that, with each consecutive rep after that initial rep, your form over that bar (which deserves no less than 100% of your respect to it), would slowly yet surely and gradually begin to deteriorate by breaking down, with your lower back going flatter and flatter, even when you think you're as solid as they come?
    In the days when I was weightlifting, I wouldn't just fully set over an empty bar; I would fully set over a broomstick for goodness sake! What you think you're doing and what you're actually doing (past few touch and go reps), are two different things, that's why you see an Olympic weightlifting coach looking at his lifters side on, in order to pick out any loose form over the bar (and we're talking about single reps here, and never touch and goes like some robotic lifting machines) that we are not.
    I'll leave it here, fully respecting any opinions that differ with mine.
    All the best to you Jack. 
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    Jack of blades got a reaction from AncientOldBloke in What are you'd drinking   
    Ah okay I always wondered where gran gets her money from 
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    Jack of blades got a reaction from AncientOldBloke in What are you'd drinking   
    Ah okay I always wondered where gran gets her money from 
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