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    BLUE(UK) reacted to PSevens2017 in UKM Poetry challenge!   
    This is why....... he is....., The Guv ‘nor. 
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    BLUE(UK) reacted to vetran in UKM Poetry challenge!   
    I met a girl in the gym 
    she was very very very thin
    i said you’ll do me i don’t like them fat
    she said go get fcked you ugly tw*t
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    BLUE(UK) got a reaction from Toranator in Any cyclists?   
    Very few cycle, most stay on but say they’re off or on low doses. 
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    BLUE(UK) got a reaction from PSevens2017 in UKM Poetry challenge!   
    Don’t want no trouble.  
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    BLUE(UK) got a reaction from PSevens2017 in UKM Poetry challenge!   
    Don’t want no trouble.  
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    BLUE(UK) reacted to PSevens2017 in UKM Poetry challenge!   
    Move aside you bunch of homo’s!!!  
     
    ‘An ode to the guvnor, @vetran‘
     
    ’Our jolly gay mascot, Ketones is his name,
     
    Has challenged his brethren to a poetic game,
     
    The Guv’nor, arr Vet, was called unto arms, 
    So sad he’s not here to sell us his charms,
    He popped into Consett to purchase some pens 
    Got tempted by the Gloryhole in the local Spoons’ Mens!
    Our Geordie diamond came running from the pub
    Holding  a Watneys Party 7 and ounce of ready rub, 
    His face was bright red and looked covered in sweat, sadly ‘‘twas semen but we still love you Vet!
    The moral of this story, well I don’t know what it iz
    but I know I love arr Vet, even covered in jizz!!!! 
     
     
    Edit - before I get pulled for it not being about bodybuilding...... Vet is the Guv ‘nor of UKM so it’s totally about BB (with a little bit of bukkake thrown in too). 
     
     
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    BLUE(UK) got a reaction from AncientOldBloke in UKM Poetry challenge!   
    Read it again now it’s edited. 
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    BLUE(UK) reacted to AncientOldBloke in UKM Poetry challenge!   
     
    I walked into the gym feeling tepid
    By the second set, I was intrepid
     
    Dat tren and drol now be workin’
    I’m not here for just networkin’
     
    There’s a job to do, ahma git it done
    I can lift AND have fun
     
    The third set was a bit of a bitch
    I hyperventilated and got the stitch
     
    The fourth set was an absolute cvnt
    Every gram of muscle is a treasure hunt
     
    Hadda strip plates to pyramid
    Now I’m feeling like a flid
     
    Legs like jelly, hobbling away
    Thinking of a ¼ pounder at the golden archway
     
    Moving on, the next exercise
    As soon as the sweaty back dries
     
    55 minutes have now elapsed
    I’m still standing, but ass prolapsed
     
    Lifting done, it’s cardio time
    On the stairmaster I do climb
     
    The target was 20 minute
    Good thing today ain’t HIIT
     
    90 mins in, I’ve had enough
    Wondering if I’m looking buff
     
    I go home with a hungry blank mind
    To find dem divorce papers signed
     
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    BLUE(UK) got a reaction from PSevens2017 in My calves growth experiment   
    The thing that got my slender calves firing a bit more was regular cycling In the hills focusing on using calves especially after a good Leg hammering. 
    That and using the seated calf raise machine. 
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    BLUE(UK) got a reaction from Toranator in Any cyclists?   
    Very few cycle, most stay on but say they’re off or on low doses. 
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    BLUE(UK) reacted to Sasnak in UKM Poetry challenge!   
    @AncientOldBloke will be the best at this
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    BLUE(UK) got a reaction from Toranator in Any cyclists?   
    I’m not big into cycling so not really the right person to ask. I just have a Boardman Team Hybrid and an old Marin MTB. 
    I’ve done up to 75mile road rides which at 112kg(at the time) isn’t bad going. 
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    BLUE(UK) got a reaction from sean m in Any cyclists?   
    Strangely I find covering distance and changes of scenery more motivating hence I’d go road bike. 
    I have a Hybrid and a mountain bike, I only used the mountain bike to take the dog out when I was feeling lazy but she’s older now so doesn’t need to go so far. 
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    BLUE(UK) got a reaction from Toranator in Any cyclists?   
    Now I’m back home from walking......
    Maybe like at the Triban (I think it was the 3) from Decathlon, that used to get great reviews and compared with bikes in the £1,000 range. 
    Buying second hand is awkward cos for all you know the components could be half bolloxed despite still riding ok. 
    Pedals, maybe get these(obviously shop around). Can use cleats or flats. 
    https://www.e-bikeshop.co.uk/shimano-spd-m324-pedals
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    BLUE(UK) got a reaction from Toranator in Any cyclists?   
    Very few cycle, most stay on but say they’re off or on low doses. 
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    BLUE(UK) got a reaction from Toranator in Any cyclists?   
    Very few cycle, most stay on but say they’re off or on low doses. 
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    BLUE(UK) reacted to Kazza61 in Can a house be too big?   
    Get a cleaner. We've got a lovely little blond Polish lass who comes round to clean every two weeks. Can only say about 10 words of English and she's miserable as sin but her jeans slip down every time she leans over and shows her little thongs. And she wears T-back vests with push up bras so there's always plenty of cleavage on show. Wife's happy the house gets cleaned, I'm happy my w4nk bank gets topped up once a fortnight. Win win.
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    BLUE(UK) reacted to Kazza61 in Being sober is boring   
    I've only drunk on 2 occasions so far this year and I seem to get by. Have a look at the What are you watching thread for some good telly watching. The internet has a lot of girls who can't afford clothes - checking in on them can easily use up an hour or two.
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    BLUE(UK) got a reaction from js77 in Post a Recent Picture Thread - Vol. II   
    I doubt he’s trying to impress teenagers. 
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    BLUE(UK) got a reaction from js77 in Post a Recent Picture Thread - Vol. II   
    I doubt he’s trying to impress teenagers. 
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    BLUE(UK) reacted to js77 in Lee Labrada's Lad   
    You know what mate, in the last 8 years I’ve had a torn infraspinatus, snapped Radius, complete distal bicep tendon rupture and most recently, 2 torn front delts....maybe the IFBB will give me an invite!!!
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    BLUE(UK) reacted to js77 in Post a Recent Picture Thread - Vol. II   
    Some pics from behind my back today....been 110kg for the last 4 weeks. Bf is definitely coming off, Strength is increasing and libido is in ‘surprise sex mode’....  and NO ai... gotta love E2!!!!



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    BLUE(UK) got a reaction from Seppuku71 in Diagnose My Apple Tree   
    Sure. Can’t catch Aids twice apparently. 
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    BLUE(UK) reacted to vetran in How do you date girls in the UK?   
    That’s a great culture to be in, what’s your problem  You’ve got your mum and sister sending you girls round girls to sh* g 
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    BLUE(UK) reacted to mal in Golden era   
    I used to hide mine from my mum in my fishing tackle box haha..
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