BLUE(UK) reacted to PSevens2017 in UKM Poetry challenge!
Move aside you bunch of homo’s!!!
‘An ode to the guvnor, @vetran‘
’Our jolly gay mascot, Ketones is his name,
Has challenged his brethren to a poetic game,
The Guv’nor, arr Vet, was called unto arms,
So sad he’s not here to sell us his charms,
He popped into Consett to purchase some pens
Got tempted by the Gloryhole in the local Spoons’ Mens!
Our Geordie diamond came running from the pub
Holding a Watneys Party 7 and ounce of ready rub,
His face was bright red and looked covered in sweat, sadly ‘‘twas semen but we still love you Vet!
The moral of this story, well I don’t know what it iz
but I know I love arr Vet, even covered in jizz!!!!
Edit - before I get pulled for it not being about bodybuilding...... Vet is the Guv ‘nor of UKM so it’s totally about BB (with a little bit of bukkake thrown in too).
BLUE(UK) reacted to AncientOldBloke in UKM Poetry challenge!
I walked into the gym feeling tepid
By the second set, I was intrepid
Dat tren and drol now be workin’
I’m not here for just networkin’
There’s a job to do, ahma git it done
I can lift AND have fun
The third set was a bit of a bitch
I hyperventilated and got the stitch
The fourth set was an absolute cvnt
Every gram of muscle is a treasure hunt
Hadda strip plates to pyramid
Now I’m feeling like a flid
Legs like jelly, hobbling away
Thinking of a ¼ pounder at the golden archway
Moving on, the next exercise
As soon as the sweaty back dries
55 minutes have now elapsed
I’m still standing, but ass prolapsed
Lifting done, it’s cardio time
On the stairmaster I do climb
The target was 20 minute
Good thing today ain’t HIIT
90 mins in, I’ve had enough
Wondering if I’m looking buff
I go home with a hungry blank mind
To find dem divorce papers signed
BLUE(UK) got a reaction from sean m in Any cyclists?
Strangely I find covering distance and changes of scenery more motivating hence I’d go road bike.
I have a Hybrid and a mountain bike, I only used the mountain bike to take the dog out when I was feeling lazy but she’s older now so doesn’t need to go so far.
BLUE(UK) got a reaction from Toranator in Any cyclists?
Now I’m back home from walking......
Maybe like at the Triban (I think it was the 3) from Decathlon, that used to get great reviews and compared with bikes in the £1,000 range.
Buying second hand is awkward cos for all you know the components could be half bolloxed despite still riding ok.
Pedals, maybe get these(obviously shop around). Can use cleats or flats.
BLUE(UK) reacted to Kazza61 in Can a house be too big?
Get a cleaner. We've got a lovely little blond Polish lass who comes round to clean every two weeks. Can only say about 10 words of English and she's miserable as sin but her jeans slip down every time she leans over and shows her little thongs. And she wears T-back vests with push up bras so there's always plenty of cleavage on show. Wife's happy the house gets cleaned, I'm happy my w4nk bank gets topped up once a fortnight. Win win.
BLUE(UK) reacted to Kazza61 in Being sober is boring
I've only drunk on 2 occasions so far this year and I seem to get by. Have a look at the What are you watching thread for some good telly watching. The internet has a lot of girls who can't afford clothes - checking in on them can easily use up an hour or two.