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AncientOldBloke

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    AncientOldBloke reacted to js77 in Anyone been in Bucharest ?   
    Bro check her bag for lucky chickens feet..... she might be a gypsy and you know what that means....
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    AncientOldBloke reacted to IronJohnDoe in Anyone been in Bucharest ?   
    No idea 
    I only arrived last Friday and I'm already falling for a very beautiful Romanian woman 
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    AncientOldBloke got a reaction from Youdontknowme in Keeping relationships fresh   
    You keep things fresh and exciting with YOURSELF first.
    She may not say it, but she wants changes, drama etc within the confines of routine.
    You get too comfortable, her fanny dries up.
    So you have to go first.
    If it works, she enjoys the benefit. If it doesn't work someone else enjoys the benefit. In either scenario, YOU enjoy the benefit anyway.
     
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    AncientOldBloke got a reaction from js77 in Anyone been in Bucharest ?   
    Yeah yeah, whatever. Fountains, violins, huh?
    THIS is my bible: https://hookuptravels.com/wiki/Bucharest
     
     
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    AncientOldBloke got a reaction from IronJohnDoe in Anyone been in Bucharest ?   
    @IronJohnDoe
     
    Forgot to say - Romanian ain't THAT different from Italian. so it'll be easy for you to throw out some ice-breakers.
    For example, to a tranny: "Quanti kg riesci a sollevare? Posso giocare con il tuo cazzo?" = How much do you lift? Can I play with your cock?
     
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    AncientOldBloke got a reaction from Youdontknowme in Keeping relationships fresh   
    You keep things fresh and exciting with YOURSELF first.
    She may not say it, but she wants changes, drama etc within the confines of routine.
    You get too comfortable, her fanny dries up.
    So you have to go first.
    If it works, she enjoys the benefit. If it doesn't work someone else enjoys the benefit. In either scenario, YOU enjoy the benefit anyway.
     
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    AncientOldBloke got a reaction from js77 in Anyone been in Bucharest ?   
    Yeah yeah, whatever. Fountains, violins, huh?
    THIS is my bible: https://hookuptravels.com/wiki/Bucharest
     
     
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    AncientOldBloke reacted to mrwright in Online business "coaches"..... I'll show you how I got rich in 5 quick and easy steps.... Etc etc etc   
    Yeah I did it quid my job
    Paid a guy a few hundred
    Spent 10 minutes watching a video 
    Paid them another few hundred 
    Watched 2 more videos
    Paid them a few thousand 
    Got access to all the secrets 
     
    Now I don't have to worry about paying my mortgage or any of my bills I love a completely different life without any of the usual money worries 
     
     
     
     
     
     
    Because I'm now homeless and broke 
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    AncientOldBloke reacted to Endomorph84 in parties   
    None of them will affect your recovery. So take as many as you can!
    You muppet!
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    AncientOldBloke reacted to js77 in Anyone been in Bucharest ?   
    Hounslow.
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    AncientOldBloke reacted to drwae in Anyone been in Bucharest ?   
    I heard you can get a blowjob for £5 or full service for £20
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    AncientOldBloke reacted to Test-e in Keeping relationships fresh   
    We argue about new things.
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    AncientOldBloke got a reaction from ThatsLife in Were you drunk or sober when you met your mrs   
    So did I
    30 mins before you
     
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    AncientOldBloke got a reaction from KETONES in THE HEAT!!   
    You sound like a fvcking TV advert!
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    AncientOldBloke got a reaction from KETONES in THE HEAT!!   
    You sound like a fvcking TV advert!
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    AncientOldBloke got a reaction from MFM in Any lawyers on here?   
    Well done mate!
     

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    AncientOldBloke reacted to js77 in Were you drunk or sober when you met your mrs   
    ....and I bet even then she knew she’d find a much better place, even with or without you....
     
    Gotta love the 80’s!!
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    AncientOldBloke got a reaction from lewdylewd in Any lawyers on here?   
    Dumper: Due to changing needs,  I wish to terminate our association. Take this and sign that. I got a lot on mind and hope we part fast and clean.
    Dumpee's Option 1:
    I ain't movin aht and I ain't signin s**t
    Dumpee's Option 2:
    OK, accepted as you wish. We need to sign some admin stuff then I'll be gone.
    Dumpee signs, then says 'all the best', then leaves. Unknown to the Dumper, the Dumpee takes the cage, bar and plates from the house.
    4-5 months later and with some hard work, Dumpee bounces back bigger, harder stronger with a younger, fitter, hotter vehicle.
    Whether or not Dumper is still around and wants Dumpee back, Dumpee is still better off cos he's bigger, harder stronger with a younger, fitter, hotter vehicle. Dumpee is in a position of strength, choice and options, certainly in a better position than the Dumper.
     
    But then WTF do I know, I sell Class A's at 3.30pm outside primary schools.
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    AncientOldBloke got a reaction from KETONES in THE HEAT!!   
    You sound like a fvcking TV advert!
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    AncientOldBloke got a reaction from KETONES in THE HEAT!!   
    You sound like a fvcking TV advert!
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    AncientOldBloke reacted to Wildkid in THE HEAT!!   
    Well there’s a big FU gifted from pretty much 99% of the forum. 
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    AncientOldBloke reacted to Youdontknowme in THE HEAT!!   
    Var lol
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    AncientOldBloke reacted to Sasnak in THE HEAT!!   
    Dreadful. 550mg of test and nandrolone don’t help.
    Zanax
    Pics.
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    AncientOldBloke reacted to MFM in Any lawyers on here?   
    They have caved in and decided to pay me without signing. I have 17 years exposure of their unethical and dishonest practices, and they know I can put them in the ground, which I have threatened them with. 
    It was a bit of a stand off and I was nearly ready to sign, but they clearly didn't have the nerve. 
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    AncientOldBloke reacted to Flubs in Any lawyers on here?   
    Gawwwd that made me laugh.....
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