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AncientOldBloke

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AncientOldBloke last won the day on March 10 2019

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About AncientOldBloke

  • Rank
    Title? Rank? WTF is this, we ain't soldiers, we're gym rats,
  • Birthday January 1

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  • Location
    in yo momma's pannys
  • Occupation
    I wash submarines. WTF is it to you? You a cop? HMRC? A bank's compliance officer? No? Then piss off
  • Interests
    If I can't eat it, drink it, smoke it, snort it, fuck it or spend it, then I ain't interested.

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  • Occupation
    retired from all the bullshit brainless robot slave work

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  1. Steak steak steak

    You bought the wrong cut, wrongly cooked is all. This T bone hardly needed chewing:
  2. Steak steak steak

    @Frandeman Post up what you had in Brazil and how much it cost.
  3. It has come to my attention....

    What, you don't remember your amorous sojourn?
  4. It has come to my attention....

    I'm guessing a gun and a badge trumps a a gimp mask?
  5. I fancy the Pakistani lady in my corner shop

    Hey Ketones What's your surname? Bodies?
  6. I fancy the Pakistani lady in my corner shop

    Onwards and upwards eh?
  7. Whatsapp ..... WTF ?

    Bull! The govt can access anything!
  8. Whatsapp ..... WTF ?

    Create chat groups eg "Gay Lifter Group" Send pdf and Word and Excel and jpg and mp4 and voice messages about Gay Lifting
  9. I fancy the Pakistani lady in my corner shop

    I think we've well and truly fvcked poor Vet's thread!
  10. I fancy the Pakistani lady in my corner shop

    Hahahahahaha!! "WTWF"
  11. I fancy the Pakistani lady in my corner shop

    No no no! Just saying I have a natural ability to recognise then mimic different ways English is spoken. Never even practised or consciously developed it.
  12. I fancy the Pakistani lady in my corner shop

    You sound KT16 you posh bastard!
  13. I fancy the Pakistani lady in my corner shop

    Me? I can recognise anyone by speech patterns, grammar, syntax, sentence structure etc. In their home language AND in English. Sometimes I can give their postcode. I can say "Look at the wild dandelions" in a variety of accents: Sith Iffrkun, Indian, Nigerian, Kiwi, Auzzie, Deep South US, Da Brwonx, RP English plus most indigenous English regional. Specialist in 1950s mid-TrensEtlentic! I struggle with Scottish though. Facially too: Latsa shadesa yellow. Latsa shadesa black. Latsa shadesa brown. Latsa shades of pink. We iz all lifting brahz innit. (Well, those of us who lift without needing to stick 3g into our arses).
  14. I fancy the Pakistani lady in my corner shop

    Sokay You lot all look the same too
  15. Where's my thread gone?

    Yeah? Aynd? Y'aint moh dayd!
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