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FelonE

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    FelonE got a reaction from Vince the Mince in Gym How Many Times A Week?   
    3 x week is enough 
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    FelonE got a reaction from simonboyle in Sigma Labs   
    Used it for my first comp prep, worked perfectly for me
    Would use again 
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    FelonE got a reaction from D4V33 in Test Deca Tren or....   
    Wrong.... You don't need to eat clean to make clean gains
    Also
    Eating fat doesn't make you fat
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    FelonE got a reaction from big_nige in Time To Cut   
    Yeah. Need to leave yourself room to lower them when your weight loss stalls
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    FelonE got a reaction from EpicSquats in Give us your funniest drug/drink fueled story   
    Had been up a few nights on pills. 
    Mrs was asleep and she had this big fvxking teddy (the poof) 
    Anyway I was sat on the sofa about 3 in the morning by myself and i look at this fvxking teddy and his head turned and looked at me..... His mouth starts moving and i end up having a fullblown conversation with the cvnt
    Mrs came in and  and said Paul ffs go to sleep ya tw4t haha 
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    FelonE got a reaction from Sasnak in Insulin syringes   
    Primary school playground 
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    FelonE got a reaction from EpicSquats in Give us your funniest drug/drink fueled story   
    Had been up a few nights on pills. 
    Mrs was asleep and she had this big fvxking teddy (the poof) 
    Anyway I was sat on the sofa about 3 in the morning by myself and i look at this fvxking teddy and his head turned and looked at me..... His mouth starts moving and i end up having a fullblown conversation with the cvnt
    Mrs came in and  and said Paul ffs go to sleep ya tw4t haha 
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    FelonE got a reaction from Sasnak in Insulin syringes   
    Primary school playground 
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    FelonE got a reaction from Sasnak in Insulin syringes   
    Primary school playground 
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    FelonE got a reaction from DRKE in Looking for Help   
    That's a good rate of progression 
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    FelonE got a reaction from Sasnak in Insulin syringes   
    Primary school playground 
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    FelonE got a reaction from bornagod in Insulin syringes   
    Gonna start filling them with pigs blood, hiding in bushes and throwing them at vegans
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    FelonE reacted to Cypionate in Insulin syringes   
    I've got about 2 years worth of needles in old sweet tubs I still haven't got round to taking to an exchange yet
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    FelonE got a reaction from bornagod in Insulin syringes   
    Gonna start filling them with pigs blood, hiding in bushes and throwing them at vegans
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    FelonE got a reaction from Sasnak in Insulin syringes   
    Primary school playground 
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    FelonE reacted to BLUE(UK) in Most Mong Strength?   
    Like I said, you can travel far n wide on yer mams bike. 
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    FelonE reacted to Sasnak in Insulin syringes   
    That’s irresponsible. Dumping them into your local municipal swimming pool is more ethical.
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    FelonE got a reaction from Sasnak in Insulin syringes   
    Primary school playground 
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    FelonE got a reaction from IronJohnDoe in Test Deca Tren or....   
    Long as its clean feeding its ok lol 
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    FelonE got a reaction from IronJohnDoe in Test Deca Tren or....   
    Yep. I'll get you shredded
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    FelonE reacted to Dr Gearhead in FelonE- Eat, Sh1t,Tren,Repeat Log   
    good to see you back mate, good luck
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    FelonE got a reaction from stevieboy100 in Give us your funniest drug/drink fueled story   
    Me and a mate got invited to a house party by some people he knew. 
    Took a couple grams of speed and was drinking cans all night.... Not knowing he was putting more speed in my cans. 
    Was sat in the front room....looked at the carpet and it started moving like there was millions of ants crawling on it...... And so it begun lol
    Went bathroom to splash some water on my face and have a word with myself..... Looked in the mirror and could see little white worms crawling out my nose and corners of my eyes. 
    Looked at my arms and could see my skin moving like i had big worms under my skin. 
    Got my mate and said Wayne there's fvxking worms crawling under my skin.... He was like what the fvxk are you talking about lol
    I got a knife from the kitchen and scraped my arms trying to get these worms out..... Started proper freaking out and said I'm gonna fvxking stab myself if these worms don't fvxk off. 
    Wayne too me to the hospital with blood all down my arms 
    Was sat in the waiting room like a fvcking nutcase haha 
    Got called to a bed and the nurse asked if I'd taken anything...... With pupils the size of Jupiter and my arms doing their own thing due to the worms i said no. 
    For some reason she didn't believe me so I confessed I'd had about an ounce and a half of speed and currently am being internally invaded by worms
    I ended up with an anti-psychosis jab in my ass cheek and some valium to calm me down
    Not long after got diagnosed with an anti-social paranoid personality disorder 
    True story 
     
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    FelonE got a reaction from M73 in Give us your funniest drug/drink fueled story   
    Couple of car loads of us went to a free party in the middle of nowhere in Devon. 
    Was a good party.... Loads of people smashed, good vibes etc
    We were sat in my mate Craigs Calibra and he pulled out some ketamine and started racking up little lines. 
    I'd never done ketamine before but was used to doing fat lines of coke so when he offered me this little line of ketamine i said that's tiny bruv. 
    I made a line that was the length of the cd case amd snorted it..... And so it begun lol
    Not long after i was trying to roll a spliff but couldn't judge the distance between my hand and the cd case lol
    I got out the car for some fresh air and suddenly realised i couldn't walk very well haha. 
    Anyway long story short i ended up lying on my back on hill for about 6 hours paralysed but chatting away some bollox to my mate. 
    Eventually we left and my mate stacked the calibra in a hedge and we drove home with half a hedge hanging out the bonnet 
    True story
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    FelonE got a reaction from bornagod in First Cycle On Testosterone, Please Help!   
    Fvck yeah lol 
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    FelonE reacted to jeffj in FelonE- Eat, Sh1t,Tren,Repeat Log   
    Hope you manage to get on top of it all mate and control it well . Workout looks good too 
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