DappaDonDave

N = @damn shame’s comment. My response is N+1.

@vetran

f**k running. Ancient proverb... The old bull and the young bull were standing at the top of the hill overlooking a paddock of many gorgeous young heifers. The young bull said, "Let's charge down the hill, knock over that fence and service one of those heifers each". The old bull wisely replied, "Why don't we saunter down the hill, open the gate, take a sip at the water trough and then service ALL of those heifers?"

Crack on mate. There’s worse things he could be watching than power rangers. Like those grown men making stupid minecraft videos. If my son watches then he goes brain dead, he’s banded from them! I’d rather he watched Football videos with swearing! Love

So the DP’s I bought, are they not your D bro?

It doesn’t even cover your nipples!!

Why you wearing your wives hoodie. ”Hoodie screaming Toma, I don’t fit you!” Try an oversized Hera hoodie!

But they’re worn by Geordie Shore “stars”, so that’s ok.

You can’t call knock off clothes “kicks”. That’s sacrilege! Just go to an outlet mall, you’re funding terrorists!

Sounds like a prolapse.

And I don’t even do manual labour!

Indeed. Parks his lambo in the mayors car space and just pays the fine!

Bitcoin. JP Morgan have just invested apparently after driving the rates down by saying bitcoin is a scam.

It’s ok Hawksy, we all know you don’t understand it. How’s Belinda?