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DappaDonDave

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  1. From now on

  2. signing house to ex/...

    N = @damn shame’s comment. My response is N+1.
  3. Best shoes for running

    f**k running. Ancient proverb... The old bull and the young bull were standing at the top of the hill overlooking a paddock of many gorgeous young heifers. The young bull said, "Let's charge down the hill, knock over that fence and service one of those heifers each". The old bull wisely replied, "Why don't we saunter down the hill, open the gate, take a sip at the water trough and then service ALL of those heifers?"
  4. Power Rangers

    Crack on mate. There’s worse things he could be watching than power rangers. Like those grown men making stupid minecraft videos. If my son watches then he goes brain dead, he’s banded from them! I’d rather he watched Football videos with swearing! Love
  5. Detail Fraud used to con a woman out of £££'s.

    So the DP’s I bought, are they not your D bro?
  6. I got an environmentally friendly car

    It doesn’t even cover your nipples!!
  7. I got an environmentally friendly car

    Why you wearing your wives hoodie. ”Hoodie screaming Toma, I don’t fit you!” Try an oversized Hera hoodie!
  8. Buying stuff from taobao.

    But they’re worn by Geordie Shore “stars”, so that’s ok.
  9. Buying stuff from taobao.

    You can’t call knock off clothes “kicks”. That’s sacrilege! Just go to an outlet mall, you’re funding terrorists!
  10. Im back, had rep-lapse :(

    Sounds like a prolapse.
  11. Guy wearing swastika knocked out

    And I don’t even do manual labour!
  12. HERA London - Clothes

    Indeed. Parks his lambo in the mayors car space and just pays the fine!
  13. Stocks and shares tips

    Bitcoin. JP Morgan have just invested apparently after driving the rates down by saying bitcoin is a scam.
  14. HERA London - Clothes

    It’s ok Hawksy, we all know you don’t understand it. How’s Belinda?
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