mrwright

A conga line of bumming 

 
Every other post on gen chat is you mentioning how gay you are move on it's getting boring 

 
Every other post on gen chat is you mentioning how gay you are move on it's getting boring 

Currently sat in the garden sun shining no clouds no noise apart from the gentle trickle of water from the pond 
Dogs are sunbathing I've got a nice cool can of diet coke 
Daughter is bouncing on the trampoline having a great time 
Fresh bread baking inside 
Did joe wicks thing with the family this morning maybe pop into the gym later before tea
And plenty of toilet paper
Who says isolation is hard? 
 
How's everyone else coping? 
Anyone struggling to figure out their kids school work? 
Any one divorced yet? 

 
Every other post on gen chat is you mentioning how gay you are move on it's getting boring 

Currently sat in the garden sun shining no clouds no noise apart from the gentle trickle of water from the pond 
Dogs are sunbathing I've got a nice cool can of diet coke 
Daughter is bouncing on the trampoline having a great time 
Fresh bread baking inside 
Did joe wicks thing with the family this morning maybe pop into the gym later before tea
And plenty of toilet paper
Who says isolation is hard? 
 
How's everyone else coping? 
Anyone struggling to figure out their kids school work? 
Any one divorced yet? 

I've been using imagination power
If you can believe it you can achieve it 
So I load up my imaginary bar with 10 imaginary 20kg plates a side, lie down on an imaginary bench and rep it for 20 reps 
 
I've put on 50kg of imaginary muscle in a week
I'm carrying 6 imaginary carpets when I walk now 

Squats
Bench press
Bent over rows
Pull ups with extra forced negatives 
Seated shoulder press
Maybe some close grip bench and curls

Fixed

Can I f**k 
Normally on it with my 4 year old so I have to pretend to be an egg while she bounces around and try to make me crack
 

I've been using imagination power
If you can believe it you can achieve it 
So I load up my imaginary bar with 10 imaginary 20kg plates a side, lie down on an imaginary bench and rep it for 20 reps 
 
I've put on 50kg of imaginary muscle in a week
I'm carrying 6 imaginary carpets when I walk now 

No
 
It wasn't wholemeal toilet paper 

All I stocked up on was toilet paper no food at all 
 
So instead I ripped some toilet paper up into little balls and painted them orange to use as beans
and had them on another sheet of toilet paper as toast 

That was the meaning of the carpet joke yeah.....
 

I've been using imagination power
If you can believe it you can achieve it 
So I load up my imaginary bar with 10 imaginary 20kg plates a side, lie down on an imaginary bench and rep it for 20 reps 
 
I've put on 50kg of imaginary muscle in a week
I'm carrying 6 imaginary carpets when I walk now 

It's that the stand of circus your going to? Being able to do a handstand 

2. Get paid to be bummed
Then just after they pay tellthem I used to be a dude and 90% will leave 
 
 

It's essential to gains brah

Can I f**k 
Normally on it with my 4 year old so I have to pretend to be an egg while she bounces around and try to make me crack
 

I've put some sand in it. That'll slow you down. 

Just eat normal bread you sausage 

Just eat normal bread you sausage 

Just eat normal bread you sausage 

How much do you want? A full detailed rundown of the cu**s entire life? 
He had it died how old he is and has pre existing conditions what more dya want