Spieren

Two sausages in a pan. 

The first says, pheeew getting warm in here ain’t it.?
The second says, fukin hell, a talking sausage..!

Bang on the money there, Forskin. I just got the 50% email through 

I bumped into an old school friend yesterday. He started talking about his well paid job, & his expensive sports car, then he pulled out a photo of his wife & said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"
I said, "If you think she's beautiful, you should see my wife!"
He said, "Why, is she a stunner?"
I said, "No, she's a fu**ing optician!"

Do you realise that now you've trained together using his home gym he's expecting to train together when the gym opens 

Wtf mate atleast have the bollocks to say it to my face! 
Your not coming round again

I bumped into an old school friend yesterday. He started talking about his well paid job, & his expensive sports car, then he pulled out a photo of his wife & said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"
I said, "If you think she's beautiful, you should see my wife!"
He said, "Why, is she a stunner?"
I said, "No, she's a fu**ing optician!"

I bumped into an old school friend yesterday. He started talking about his well paid job, & his expensive sports car, then he pulled out a photo of his wife & said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"
I said, "If you think she's beautiful, you should see my wife!"
He said, "Why, is she a stunner?"
I said, "No, she's a fu**ing optician!"

I bumped into an old school friend yesterday. He started talking about his well paid job, & his expensive sports car, then he pulled out a photo of his wife & said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"
I said, "If you think she's beautiful, you should see my wife!"
He said, "Why, is she a stunner?"
I said, "No, she's a fu**ing optician!"

Exactly Buddy. Need to go straight to my garage.
Oh well, tomorrow’s another day 

I go straight to the gym from work. Scruffs Cargo Shorts, and some old label T-Shirt. 
Weekends, I wear nice towel shorts and a nice label T-Shirt. 
Jobs a goodun’ 
 

Osborne Road then doon the Quayside would make more sense lol

But that would mean you only bench 20kg then lol

Define heavy 

It's easily done. If I go to the gym straight after work it's done with. If I go home first there are lots of distractions. 

Did that this evening. Very tired and knackered, thought I’d sit down with a strong coffee for half hour, then crack on. 20 minutes later, I’ve sacked it off 

I’ve seen this SAFC a lot. I thought that was Sarf Ampton FC.. 

I’ve seen this SAFC a lot. I thought that was Sarf Ampton FC.. 

Not sure about emails or text's but drunk phone calls after a Gatecrasher event at the Birmingham NEC, off my head about 4 in the morning, trying to ring for a taxi back to our friends. Dialed the last number in my phone, forgetting my friend had borrowed it, to ring her parents. Must have asked really loudly for a 6 man taxi about 4 or 5 times before someone realised, I was talking to her Dad.

You’re obviously absolutely loaded pal so just order every size there is and the ones that don’t fit take them to the charity shop as a token of goodwill.
Make sure you make a thread about that as well though so we can see how loaded and kindhearted you are!
You know you want to!

Sleeveless flannel shirt and bleached jeans or that aqua suit Ronnie Coleman wore to the NPC usa.

Whatever I find comfortable; like a loose fitted vest, oversized T and cotton shorts and or local spit n sawdust gym's clothing line as I like to support independent gyms now more than ever.

I've got a pretty good home gym set up. Power rack with cable system, barbell, dumbbells, bench and plenty of weights. I can train ok at home but in a public gym I train more often and do more exercises. With home workouts I find quite often it's easy for me to say to myself, I'll do it later or I'll do it tomorrow. 

A bit brighter than you too, bro 

I imagine this would best suit you 

Personally I hope they open up all the gyms but ban anyone from lifting more than 10kg at a time. We don't need any injuries on top of this whole covid thing.