monkeybiker

So it's nothing to do with having a poor diet, not exercising and drinking every night. 
 

Good. I don't like being followed. 

This is probably one of the weirdest posts I have ever read on here. 
 
do you fancy him? 

Think you're making the right choice mate... I don't usually tell people thinking  feeding their egos but I hope youre not the bully boy wannabe gangster type as you have been genetically blessed. In the 21st century you already look like you're blasting which is rare. You have a man's body which most don't these days without drugs because the elite do everything they can to destroy the male, destroying our hormones so we can't revolt. You're one of the lucky ones who doesn't seem effected at all, don't jeopardize it.
Unless you're really Passion about competing and think you can make a living steer clear as I highly doubt you're going to have test issues.
It's not fun spending money on what can be underdosed, mislabeled or completely fake... Also aggravating health issues sooner or later. Then pinning takes up a fair amount of time.
Anyway when the apocalypse comes if you get any bigger you're making yourself a target having plenty of steaks n chops on you. Lol
 

Well yes they should know what works for them which is what I mean. They don't just pick random warm up weights it will be from past experience. 
 

I know it’s s**t 

Check out this nutter. Fairplay lad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVVGhWC42PA&ab_channel=World'sStrongestFan

I don't know the full details so not going to jump to conclusions but this could cause people to not want to eat out. You will think to yourself  do I want to risk losing 2 weeks pay and get imprisoned at home for 2 weeks so that I could have burger and chips at a cafe? 

I don't know the full details so not going to jump to conclusions but this could cause people to not want to eat out. You will think to yourself  do I want to risk losing 2 weeks pay and get imprisoned at home for 2 weeks so that I could have burger and chips at a cafe? 

I knew that bit was coming

The wife was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon & eggs when I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in I found her collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I was in a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do. Then I remembered, Wetherspoons do an all-day breakfast for just £3.99.

I make cheese for a living mate, but the colouring in red chedder does have an effect on the texture and consistency so maybe that can influence taste subconsciously in some people?  

I've had no sense of smell for over 25 years and very little sense of taste. I can't tell a cheese sandwich from a chicken sandwich apart from by texture. So I'm virtually two senses down and what does the state give me? A dog? A free parking space? Do they fvck. And yet some people who are only one sense down get the fvcking lot. Jammy bastards. 

It 8 pound a month and you get 1 credit a month to buy one book. You can cancel the book and change it if you don't like it.
There are also some free podcasts.
It's worth it if you like audio books.  
 
Also it's a one month rolling contract so you just cancel if you don't like it.

Audible is class. Especially for long drives. Well, when I used to do them. 

Overhead PB of 102.5kg.  Just need to get my clean more consistent so I can do this from the floor.
Deadlift 205 for 6 (nearly 7).  
Yoke 250kg for 30m and 270kg for 15m.
All being well got my first two competitions in November. 
 
 

Monty Python Life of Brian.

As long as your piss is the right colour, crack on.

Watched a documentary (I've mentioned this on here before) about the South African SAS who train in some of the hottest places on earth and achieve extraordinary levels of fitness. What do their trainers tell them about water intake? Nothing other than if you feel thirsty have a drink. 

But me and Dave oh my god right we went to Starbucks and Dave said he wanted a coffee for a joke and they actually fu**ing brought one like hahaha 
Then Dave the mad lad actually paid for it and drank it 
 
Here's a picture of Dave drinking it HAHAHAHAHSHS this guy
 
Out with Dave, LEDGE
 
 
 
 
 
I LIKE BUMMING MEN HAHAHAHA FRAP3D BY DAVE HAHAHAHAHAH
 
 
 
 

By their results - do you mean the people they have trained? I often thought about this and you would think by rights, Ronnie Coleman would be the best coach in the world having been the most decorated bodybuilder ever. And yet, I can’t help thinking that some genetically gifted freak has absolutely no idea how to train some skinny hard gainer who has trained for years and got nowhere. Likewise training genetically gifted freaks isn’t a good measure either. So what we really want is someone who has a good track record of taking someone who has toiled for years with only poor results and can turn them into an eye catching physique. That fella, properly marketed would make a mint. I’m not entirely sure he exists though.....

Wtf have I just read