Gymrat12

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Borat is way taller than me he can get better opportunities with girls than me
I am shorter with a normal size beard and my hair is soft not curly like him, but I have also a small resistant belly fat and some muscles that just look like a natural bodybuilder who eats everything. 
I have been training for 4 Years. 
Also my skin is a little bit darker than him not really dark like other Saudis, it is like the skin color of cristiano ronaldo. 
That is how I look if you want to picture me. 

Don't be super serious about anything I may like the color of s**t that doesn’t mean I like eating s**t. 
Sorry for giving this shitty example 

Save this for your ‘about me’ section of your dating app Buddy 

and honestly I am afraid that I may not be able to fit in any western country because there are a lot of challenges: 
Firstly I need to find a well paid job that can be equivalent to what I can get here,
secondly, making some real friends there might be difficult since I don't know any one there.
thirdly and most importantly, dating a British or American girl, she will notice that my accent is a little bit odd which is a turn off + my height- 5'7-  which is slightly shorter than the average in my country in the UK I would be noticeably shorter. 
and I have read and heard that in dating apps the majority are male and most women there are the despair type that couldn't find anybody because she is 35 years old with two children. 
https://www.statista.com/statistics/975925/us-tinder-user-ratio-gender/

OP, do you look like Borat..?

Mate, honestly, the best way to learn is to watch (and copy) Borat.  He's pick up techniques are quite extensively detailed and applicable to British culture. 

make eye contact in the gym while eating ur banana in the gym

Once walked up to a bird in a bar and said "your getting f**ked tonight" she looked me up and down and said "too right I am" hour later I had her knees pinned at the sides of her head licking the ham wallet,easy peasy!! 

Indeed I am an Atheist and I am completely against that shity sexist religion that allows  men to have  have several wives  and marry 9 years old girls it doesn't allow the wife to get divorce until the husband accepts that, while the husband can get divorced just by a single word bla bla bla. 
I can write a book about how Islam is a Sexist religion and I may not cover all of the examples. 

Rohypnol, cable ties, hammer (depends), fake moustache (can be security cameras), vaseline (depends which hole you prefer - you're arab so i'm guessing you'll need the vaseline).  It's all much easier to get away with now since wearing masks has become the norm.

fu**ing hell leave the lad alone he's just asking a question about dating not trying to convert you to Islam and praise it as better than you 
 

depends where, in London  fork out £100 on a tuesday night  for some self entitled fatty who thinks she's a 8/10 when she's a 4 at best.
Don't miss that at all 
No need to attack  Gymrat,  he doesn't represent his government or entire nation, just asking a question   

Tinder or clubs, with tinder being a lot more effort because you have to take them out for a drink first. In the club they’re already there 

I don’t get it is gym rat living in uk or Saudi ? Nothing we tell him will work in Saudi anyways. Here in uk most people used to get a partner by going to pubs because because being drunk makes you talk more. These days I guess a lot of it’s moved to online. I guess you in Saudi don’t have online dating or pubs though? 

Exactly. Especially if you want to drink a good quality beer. 

Yea it’s disgusting what the holy book promotes on how to abuse women and justifies the sex with 9 year old girls. I’ve seen it first hand how women are beaten and it’s not a good sight. Nothing short of animal. Absolute swine 

That’s a great culture to be in, what’s your problem  You’ve got your mum and sister sending you girls round girls to sh* g 

Evil British people yet your lot can have sex with 9 year olds. Riddle me that 

He’s from Saudi Arabia. That answers a lot I’d guess

never understood it either. just turn into a bloated, pissing mess who's not even drunk unless i've drunk like 15+ beers in quick succession. and by that point i just wish i'd spent all that money on drugs instead. especially with all that time in the toilets just pissing. 

Zero shops

Lichtenstein. Such a pointless little country. 

Because it’s available in every public house in the United Kingdom. I suspect that if you added up every shop in the United Kingdom beer will be sold in one in every five in total. It’s everywhere!
You are in Saudi Arabia. How many shops sell it where you live?