squeezemyhernia

Favourite joke ever? I'll start
 
 
So my wife kicked me out purely because of of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.
But don't worry
 
I'll return

Favourite joke ever? I'll start
 
 
So my wife kicked me out purely because of of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.
But don't worry
 
I'll return

Bang on the money, NHS are light years behind. I’m lucky I went with a private endo and he transferred me onto the NHS on the same prescription of 150 mg per week

Fuckin loved worms armageddon
Did you ever play duke nukem land of the babes

This is weak even for you. The government already has the contact details of every Tax and NI payer, everyone on the Electoral Roll, everyone who uses the NHS, every bank account holder, every TV licence holder. Why the fvck would they need to give out tenners to people to get a cheap meal “in order to get their contact details”?? Do you not apply even a basic level of critical thinking before posting up this drivel?

Aw man... you kinda had  everyone on your side in the first half.... why did you have to start talking about nazis and sh*t....

Sorry, where do you train? 

Now you’re just being a cnut. No one likes the nazi’s for what they did to Jews during the war so best to wind your neck in on that front. 
 
You and dancing Harse share a familiar arrogance.
 
Have you had bloods done to see the impact the gear you are using is having on your heart/health? 

Nazi haircut? It’s more like Justin bieber or harry styles. Which SS commander do you think your pop style hair cut even resembles 

3g of tren may sound harsh but at least it appears to have rid the lad of aids 

To be fair you clearly look significantly bigger in the 2nd pic, but why people post these pics to open themselves up to brutal pisstaking is beyond me. 

Are you recovering from drug addiction? Seems a little strange these posts?
Not having a dig but if you genuinely ran 3g of Tren and you think that’s fine then expect a heart attack, enlarged liver or kidney failure soon at those doses!

If our body's "got used to test" then life would be pretty s**t mate lol
I reckon if guys can gain natty their whole lives then 400mg of test will see us through 15 weeks 

injecting into virgin muscles will hurt for the first couple of times for some days..
just be glad you didnt inject testE500, that s**t almost put me in a wheelchair for a week

I'd like to officially acknowledge your posts. Thank you. 

Gotta be more selective with who you give your likes to bro, stop being a like whore

Why would there be a limit to showing appreciation for good/funny posts?  
Now I'm forced to quote and write "lol" so the poster knows I had a lol.  A lot of effort that. 
 

Citrulline malate serving size!
What in the dumb f**k are you thinking?
7 1/2 mini scoops? Why not just one scoop containing 7 1/2 mini scoops?

Treat all women the same:
Doesnt matter where they're from.
Dip your wick then f**k off.

Hmmmmm?  Ask her out for dinner! Talk about cricket n Bollywood....Then slip her a packet of Bombay mix and say here babe I got these for you.
That should soften her up a bit...whilst she’s in your trance grab a tub of Ghee butter and slap some on her muff! Hopefully she shaves down there and hasn’t got and overgrown jungle like they had in Asian babes magazine.
Pop a finger in....if she’s game...turn the open sign to closed.
Have a free pack of bensons when you’re done and slip out the back door!
 

She  is proper nice  and friendly and I reckon I’ve got a chance but the big question is are they as easy to pull  as the English girls ,she works the day shift and her husband works the night shift so he ain’t going to be around if I was to make a move thanks 

0.5g in each head I think
Danny

I was just taking the piss mate 

Yeah
I've noticed as well
Very flamboyant posting 

Dunno man your posts have become a bit flamboyant