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squeezemyhernia

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    squeezemyhernia reacted to Kazza61 in Trump’s Got It!   
    I wonder how many people in the world would rather he didn't recover? A very large number I would guess. Imagine being that unpopular. 
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    squeezemyhernia reacted to Jackoffblades in I’m going to get stoned on weed!   
    I bought a weed joint once then I threw it away with out trying it because I thought nah I’m not a loser 
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    squeezemyhernia reacted to ElChapo in AMA 3.0 Turbo-Charged ft El Chapo   
    Its possible, HMG is the best bet. I have seen severely suppressed blast and cruisers birth kids, including Bostin Loyd. 
     
    Get your hands on legit 1,500 IU hcg per week and 200-220 IU HMG per week. Split in 3 doses together.   Some people add 20 mg nolvadex daily to the stack as there is some evidence it may boost fertility further.  You can stay on TRT dose testosterone through out this whole fertility cycle.  You can buy cheap pregnancy strips on Amazon.
     
    IMPORTANT: Track your partner's cycle, time ejaculation for her 5 day fertility window. That's days 9-14 of her mentrual cycle and the only time she is fertile.  Day 1 is the day her period starts. If you have intercourse outside that window, you are wasting time and sperm. "saving up" the sperm for that 5 day window can help as well.  
     
    Do me a favor, if and when this works, let me know.  Always makes my week.
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    squeezemyhernia got a reaction from ElChapo in AMA 3.0 Turbo-Charged ft El Chapo   
    Hey  @ElChapo - I have been on a 5 year BnC and the mrs wants a baby. What protocol should I follow? do you have one that has a high success rate? I am really worried that it will not be possible as I have never taken HCG, however when I used to cycle I always recovered no problems 
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    squeezemyhernia reacted to BetterThanYou in UK doctors   
    basically this
    "Probably just tell you to come off and wait it out. Follow the fertility threads on here for what you need to take, doubt the dr would prescribe any of that! 
    You don’t need your GP for sperm tests"

    you're on your own mate,  it took me 18 months to be fertile again after B&C for 7 years, pure hell on earth mentally I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, 6 months in with no natural testosterone production, raging estrogen/prolactin I was a crying mess, it's a miracle that my wife and I didn't kill each other or get divorced.

    power PCT x2, a ton of HCG and then just wait, followed up with blood work, fertility tests every few weeks  
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    squeezemyhernia reacted to drwae in Tren for cutting <10% BF   
    Tren and Xanax works great for cutting to 5-6%, whenever you feel hungry just pop a Xanax  can't eat if you're passed out
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    squeezemyhernia reacted to Youdontknowme in Is HCG legal?   
    Pretty sure it’s prescription like most of the other meds we use. There’s a few decent ugl sources that supply it, SG have always got it in, not sure if they have HMG  in stock regularly but it’s on their site and you’ll be wanting both I guess. 
     
    failing that you can order it direct from China cheaper 
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    squeezemyhernia reacted to Youdontknowme in UK doctors   
    Probably just tell you to come off and wait it out. Follow the fertility threads on here for what you need to take, doubt the dr would prescribe any of that! 
    You don’t need your GP for sperm tests. 
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    squeezemyhernia got a reaction from Sasnak in The girl wants a baby   
    Thank you mate
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    squeezemyhernia reacted to Youdontknowme in The girl wants a baby   
    If the above thread doesn’t answer your question just simply type “fertility” in the search box , loads should come up. Pretty sure a lot of blokes have stayed in cycle, added in some meds and got theirs perm count right up 
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    squeezemyhernia reacted to Sasnak in The girl wants a baby   
    Being on gear doesn’t mean you are not fertile but there’s a good chance. In these instances HMG.
    There’s a bit about it in the below thread. I cannot answer any questions because I’ve got kids and had the snip 14 years ago.
     
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    squeezemyhernia got a reaction from MrBrightside in Burn baby burn   
    Lol I  have done hundreds of jabs never had anything like this ever 
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    squeezemyhernia got a reaction from MrBrightside in Burn baby burn   
    Lol I  have done hundreds of jabs never had anything like this ever 
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    squeezemyhernia reacted to swole troll in BlastinG year Round?   
    @007Test I wouldn't base your drug use off of one of the known worse abusers on the internet. 
    Kind of like looking at the jaundice guy in the pub and using it to justify your drinking.
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    squeezemyhernia got a reaction from jd in Anyone know of any sleep aids   
    I have piped up a few rocks in my time
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    squeezemyhernia reacted to boutye911 in Advice on bulk cycle progress   
    You have added 20lbs of weight in 12 weeks
    You have added 30kg to your bench and not just your 1rm
    Same as deadlift
    Results seem pretty decent to me.
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    squeezemyhernia got a reaction from Jackoffblades in Best Joke ?   
    Favourite joke ever? I'll start
     
     
    So my wife kicked me out purely because of of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.
    But don't worry
     
    I'll return
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    squeezemyhernia reacted to MrGRoberts in AMA 3.0 Turbo-Charged ft El Chapo   
    Ouch 
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    squeezemyhernia reacted to BUFFMAN in Best Joke ?   
    This rather large woman walked up to me at the buffet, as I browsed the treats. "Mind if I take one of those doughnuts just there?" she asked me. "Help yourself," I replied. "Thanks," she smiled. "No," I added, "I mean help yourself...and don't have any more fu**ing doughnuts."
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    squeezemyhernia got a reaction from Kill Kcal in Best Joke ?   
    surely you aren't serious lol
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    squeezemyhernia reacted to Kazza61 in Best Joke ?   
    I bet you’re a right laugh to go for a pint with.
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    squeezemyhernia got a reaction from Jackoffblades in Best Joke ?   
    Favourite joke ever? I'll start
     
     
    So my wife kicked me out purely because of of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.
    But don't worry
     
    I'll return
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    squeezemyhernia reacted to Kazza61 in Best Joke ?   
     
    I think you missed the joke - see word in bold above...
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    squeezemyhernia reacted to BUFFMAN in Best Joke ?   
    Tragic news from the Nestle factory today as a worker was crushed to death under hundreds of boxes of chocolates. He tried in vain to get help but every time he shouted, "The milky bars are on me!!" --his fellow workmates just cheered.
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    squeezemyhernia reacted to ElChapo in AMA 3.0 Turbo-Charged ft El Chapo   
    Ibuprofen is your best friend. Make sure to try and avoid the oil going SQ by using a long enough needle and holding it in place for 20 seconds after injection.  Hormones tend to crystalize out of oil more easily when they go SQ. Short esters do not stay dissolved in oil as easily as long esters, so they are more prone to crashing and PIP-ing in the body.
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