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    KETONES got a reaction from Seppuku71 in What is Google trying to do here?   
     



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    KETONES got a reaction from PSevens2017 in UKM Poetry challenge!   
    Oh wow you gone and started s**t now!
    But how you gonna wipe my seaman from your brow!!
    I’ll roll you over like case nova you’ll Change ya name to....Ben Dover!
    When I’m done I’ll rap you up in a plastic mack you’ll be screaming mummy mummy take me the motha f**k back!
    I’ll rap you up in chains, start the rocking notion then dump yo ass at the bottom of the ocean!
    You think yo slick yo think yo fly but everybody’s standing around thinking who dat f**k is this guy!
    Come at brah come at me cuz but you’re going out like they do in the movie HOT FUZZ!
    So now you no what a suck f**k I am try not to piss yo pants! 
    Love Ketones yo only fan!
    Peace!!!
     
     
     
     
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    KETONES got a reaction from PSevens2017 in For my set!   
    Not up my arse you nutter!
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    KETONES got a reaction from PSevens2017 in UKM Poetry challenge!   
    No....I always feel that way about Cyclists ffs
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    KETONES got a reaction from PSevens2017 in UKM Poetry challenge!   
    This started off as a joke but I’m actually hooked! I’ll write some rap lyrics!! 
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    KETONES got a reaction from Lovelyjubly in ichthyosis   
    My missus has it but almost gone now
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    KETONES reacted to Seppuku71 in For my set!   
    Don't forget the lube!
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    KETONES got a reaction from Spieren in For my set!   
    I’m having that fucker!

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    KETONES got a reaction from hmgs in UKM Poetry challenge!   
    Butt plugs full blast last night!
    I do do trashy as well...sneaky quarter pounder with cheese!

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    KETONES got a reaction from stuey99 in Forced to stop cycle   
    Cruise on 1ml test e a week...get some cardio in and home workouts.
     
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    KETONES got a reaction from PSevens2017 in What do you want for Christmas?   
    All members of political parties to die!
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    KETONES reacted to drwae in What do you want for Christmas?   
    Threesome 
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    KETONES reacted to a.notherguy in What do you want for Christmas?   
    I'm torn between wanting lockdown to end so I can invite everyone round for a big meal and a nice day, and wanting lockdown tightened so I can finally have a Xmas where I can stay in the house all day without having to see people. 
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    KETONES reacted to MickeyE in Anyone else been in this position?   
    Yep the first one is the worst. Mine I was 18/19 . 1st real serious GF. I lived with her at her mum's house for about 9 months, then we managed to rent a flat together. Within about a week she moved back in with her mum! Lol.
    Tried all sorts of stupid sh1t to get her back. Still banging her here and there but she was playing silly buggers and didn't want to get back together properly.
    One thing it taught me, never to chase after women. The more you chase the more needy you look and less attractive you become. Never made that mistake again.
    It's all part of growing up I guess. We've all been there and done that. But it toughens you up emotionally. Either that or you become a life long doormat.
     
     
     
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    KETONES got a reaction from PSevens2017 in UKM Poetry challenge!   
    No....I always feel that way about Cyclists ffs
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    KETONES got a reaction from BUFFMAN in Anyone else been in this position?   
    Secretly deep down I knew you would...
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    KETONES got a reaction from MickeyE in Anyone else been in this position?   
    I was when I was 14.....my first bird!
    I was Young she was older! Met her at a birthday party playing spin the bottle....she sucked the face off me French kissing in the bogs!
    I was in love....she wasn’t I was listening to the House Martin’s on the radio feeling depressed! Glad I didn’t kill myself lol!
    Here I am now with a draw full of sex toys a great life and a beautiful wife who loves my dick pounding in and out of her sweet pussy!
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    KETONES got a reaction from Juice_head in Anyone else been in this position?   
    Maybe I’ll start a thread in the adult section....a sex novel by Remington butterworth! I like it!
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    KETONES got a reaction from PSevens2017 in UKM Poetry challenge!   
    I’m waiting bitch or have you lost your tongue!
    I’m smashing legs then going to the Ivy for lunch....My Christmas is f**ked Italy is off so I will post a very serious thread in gen con later to do something very kind at Christmas.....let’s see who actually fu**ing cares!
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    KETONES got a reaction from PSevens2017 in UKM Poetry challenge!   
    This started off as a joke but I’m actually hooked! I’ll write some rap lyrics!! 
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    KETONES got a reaction from Seppuku71 in What is Google trying to do here?   
     



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    KETONES got a reaction from PSevens2017 in UKM Poetry challenge!   
    I know....he has 23 starving kids to feed but hey they get McDonald’s everyday!
    Being Gay is just a sideline to earn extra pay!
    Public urinals!
    Bumming guys called Lionel!
    15 minute quickie or a sloppy blow job @PSevens2017 ain’t happy unless he has a gob full of knob!
    Lube up his ring push the cock right in!

    Getting three wayed!
    Gotta work dat dick to get paid!
    PEACE! Outta here! 2020 Covid 19 yall!!!
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    KETONES got a reaction from EpicSquats in I'M PISSED NOW!   
    However’ sheep skin jackets are all the fashion...
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    KETONES got a reaction from BUFFMAN in I'M PISSED NOW!   
    What? A new hole for your sisters son?
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    KETONES got a reaction from Juice_head in Anyone else been in this position?   
    Maybe I’ll start a thread in the adult section....a sex novel by Remington butterworth! I like it!
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