KETONES

 

Oh wow you gone and started s**t now!
But how you gonna wipe my seaman from your brow!!
I’ll roll you over like case nova you’ll Change ya name to....Ben Dover!
When I’m done I’ll rap you up in a plastic mack you’ll be screaming mummy mummy take me the motha f**k back!
I’ll rap you up in chains, start the rocking notion then dump yo ass at the bottom of the ocean!
You think yo slick yo think yo fly but everybody’s standing around thinking who dat f**k is this guy!
Come at brah come at me cuz but you’re going out like they do in the movie HOT FUZZ!
So now you no what a suck f**k I am try not to piss yo pants! 
Love Ketones yo only fan!
Peace!!!
 
 
 
 

Not up my arse you nutter!

No....I always feel that way about Cyclists ffs

This started off as a joke but I’m actually hooked! I’ll write some rap lyrics!! 

My missus has it but almost gone now

Don't forget the lube!

I’m having that fucker!

Butt plugs full blast last night!
I do do trashy as well...sneaky quarter pounder with cheese!

Cruise on 1ml test e a week...get some cardio in and home workouts.
 

All members of political parties to die!

Threesome 

I'm torn between wanting lockdown to end so I can invite everyone round for a big meal and a nice day, and wanting lockdown tightened so I can finally have a Xmas where I can stay in the house all day without having to see people. 

Yep the first one is the worst. Mine I was 18/19 . 1st real serious GF. I lived with her at her mum's house for about 9 months, then we managed to rent a flat together. Within about a week she moved back in with her mum! Lol.
Tried all sorts of stupid sh1t to get her back. Still banging her here and there but she was playing silly buggers and didn't want to get back together properly.
One thing it taught me, never to chase after women. The more you chase the more needy you look and less attractive you become. Never made that mistake again.
It's all part of growing up I guess. We've all been there and done that. But it toughens you up emotionally. Either that or you become a life long doormat.
 
 
 

No....I always feel that way about Cyclists ffs

Secretly deep down I knew you would...

I was when I was 14.....my first bird!
I was Young she was older! Met her at a birthday party playing spin the bottle....she sucked the face off me French kissing in the bogs!
I was in love....she wasn’t I was listening to the House Martin’s on the radio feeling depressed! Glad I didn’t kill myself lol!
Here I am now with a draw full of sex toys a great life and a beautiful wife who loves my dick pounding in and out of her sweet pussy!

Maybe I’ll start a thread in the adult section....a sex novel by Remington butterworth! I like it!

I’m waiting bitch or have you lost your tongue!
I’m smashing legs then going to the Ivy for lunch....My Christmas is f**ked Italy is off so I will post a very serious thread in gen con later to do something very kind at Christmas.....let’s see who actually fu**ing cares!

This started off as a joke but I’m actually hooked! I’ll write some rap lyrics!! 

 

I know....he has 23 starving kids to feed but hey they get McDonald’s everyday!
Being Gay is just a sideline to earn extra pay!
Public urinals!
Bumming guys called Lionel!
15 minute quickie or a sloppy blow job @PSevens2017 ain’t happy unless he has a gob full of knob!
Lube up his ring push the cock right in!

Getting three wayed!
Gotta work dat dick to get paid!
PEACE! Outta here! 2020 Covid 19 yall!!!

However’ sheep skin jackets are all the fashion...

What? A new hole for your sisters son?

Maybe I’ll start a thread in the adult section....a sex novel by Remington butterworth! I like it!