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  1. 5 points
    ILLBehaviour

    Gyms opening!!!

    pretty standard beginner dose by ukm standards.
  2. 4 points
    Not sure about emails or text's but drunk phone calls after a Gatecrasher event at the Birmingham NEC, off my head about 4 in the morning, trying to ring for a taxi back to our friends. Dialed the last number in my phone, forgetting my friend had borrowed it, to ring her parents. Must have asked really loudly for a 6 man taxi about 4 or 5 times before someone realised, I was talking to her Dad.
  3. 4 points
    Due to social distancing, can I post my jizz in the mail.
  4. 4 points
    I’d rather watch someone else’s jizz dry on my missus tits
  5. 4 points
    Kazza61

    Have you ever cheated on your Mrs?

    First wife a lot. Second wife a bit. Third wife not at all. Got there in the end.
  6. 4 points
    Juice_head

    Have you ever cheated on your Mrs?

    No This is my opinion.... If you want to f**k someone else, dont be in a relationship unless your partner is into swinging or being open . Minefield that though and i could never do it I dont associate with guys who secretly cheat on their mrs behind their backs either . If he is willing to f**k over the person he sleeps next to every night, he is not a genuine person and would f**k his friends over too . This is even tougher when youre friends with her as well and he makes you cover for him Whenever i resent being stuck with one person I just think back to how miserable I was as a single guy . Random pussy on tap all the time got boring after a while . Total lack of substance, and totally shallow . Was shagging two girls a night at one point but was still lonely . I was also on tren. Go figure
  7. 4 points
    vetran

    Have you ever cheated on your Mrs?

    No I’m not a tw*t but I do steal money out of her purse to buy steroids with
  8. 3 points
    Imagine if his Dad had text back "ok son, but promise not to pull my ears too hard this time".
  9. 3 points
    stuey99

    Gyms opening!!!

    I don't think it'll happen mate They've shown they're putting gyms before hospitality just by looking at the tier 3 regulations just announced Either way, I always try to live my life based on the best case scenario... Worst case...you only get a little 6 week blast Best case...that blast turns into 12 weeks The alternative? Putting your life on hold till there are no uncertainties ahead...which isn't something I'm prepared to even think about doing
  10. 3 points
    Towel

    Gyms opening!!!

    These mate, bloody class, only 20 in a box though but then 1 tab a day had me 3kg up in 3 days when I trialled them a while back. Oh and STOP SHOUTING AT ME!
  11. 3 points
    Blanka

    Aaron lambo

    Or it'll provide more BS content for him to post about and act like he's a victim due to his huge success, rather than being an A grade tool.
  12. 3 points
    Kazza61

    Have you ever cheated on your Mrs?

    The weddings were relatively cheap compared to the divorces....
  13. 3 points
    I put a picture in there for you bro
  14. 2 points
    PaulNe

    Gyms opening!!!

    You're welcome lads there's the government been wasting billions looking for a vaccine when there's aldi doing chicken soup for 40p
  15. 2 points
    Spieren

    Help me thats my first cycle

    I’ve seen this SAFC a lot. I thought that was Sarf Ampton FC..
  16. 2 points
    Chicken_Boy

    Gyms opening!!!

    All this time they've been slaving away at a vaccine and there's been a cure right under our noses! Keeping the secret to yourselves, you selfish bastards
  17. 2 points
    Dunno about drunken texts, but once we took a mate of ours phone out his bag, and text "Suck my pink willy til it fu**ing bleeds" to his dad. Ah college days! Wish I could go back. Don't ever grow old kids! It's all a load of shite.
  18. 2 points
    I couldn’t tell you, Iv probably sent a lot without even remembering. Sometimes after a night of being drunk in the morning i see Iv sent messages on groups on Facebook. It’s okay though because the spelling is so bad that it would typically look something like this. Hi seee Grh ing why if hunters Abu. So they won’t know what I said even if it was something embarrassing. I get nervous the next day when I look at my phone. I remember next morning I found a cinema ticket in my pocket I didn’t even remember going cinema
  19. 2 points
    Just got to make it part of your daily routine - after a while it becomes a habit like going to work. Apart from a few months here and there training in gyms, I have reliably trained at home for the best part of 45 years.
  20. 2 points
    G-man99

    Aaron lambo

    Yup, and proud of it Ps, it's you're
  21. 2 points
    Towel

    Gyms opening!!!

    Tbh I gained 2kg just from feeling the Braille
  22. 2 points
    js77

    Have you ever cheated on your Mrs?

    I don’t know where I got Ronbeing dead from!...... maybe just another one of my ‘snuff film’ fantasies
  23. 2 points
    invisiblekid

    Covid vaccine.

    There's also the Occam's razor theory & a little thing called logic. Many people use this novel idea of 'logic' to make up their mind based on experience and/or evidence rather than made up memes and something that is purely internet rumour without any evidence whatsoever. I'm not saying everything you post is made up, that non of it is true, hell, some of it is even interesting and challenging, such as the Canadian chap from yesterday - but for every one of those guys, there's another that has beliefs in the opposing view and that's ironically what you fail to see. I applaud your commitment, but you should follow your own advice! Cognitive Dissonance is something that certain areas of society has jumped on to shame people in to questioning their beliefs. "Ohh I'm woke, you're not, I'm better than you". You're no better than vegans
  24. 2 points
    MrBrightside

    Aaron lambo

    Have you seen how hard he looks!! Face tattoo man!
  25. 2 points
    Just got the knives on 2m long poles
  26. 2 points
    this ^ and if excessive amounts are consumed (particularly whey) then you will get just as drastic a spike as you would from eating straight carbs through a process called gluconeogenesis. Carbs are the main driver of performance, fullness, glycogen retention and they're protein sparing. People value protein way too much, 1-1.5g per lb of body weight is more than enough, the only exceptions to this are when you are consuming such a high amount of total calories that you need a higher protein intake to insure that you are getting enough from direct sources, IE not 25% from rice for example. once EFAs are met, fat is by far the most expendable macronutrient where performance, muscle building and retention is concerned. I advise people to set their protein using the above ratio, keep fats around 15-30% of total calories depending on overall caloric intake and satiety levels and then eat as many carbs as possible and make them the adjustable macro since you already have your baseline on the other two (eeking the fats closer to the lower end of the % as kcals really start to drop) but this should still see you eating a decent amount even at the tail end of a cut (peaking to step on stage of course being a possible exception depending on approach)
  27. 2 points
    swole troll

    Clothing

    Sleeveless flannel shirt and bleached jeans or that aqua suit Ronnie Coleman wore to the NPC usa. Whatever I find comfortable; like a loose fitted vest, oversized T and cotton shorts and or local spit n sawdust gym's clothing line as I like to support independent gyms now more than ever.
  28. 2 points
    Bit of both mate . We only meet as a couple so not as much freedom as you may think lol.
  29. 2 points
    Tricky

    Have you ever cheated on your Mrs?

    Yea with my first wife and it’s something I can say I will never do again. I learnt a very hard lesson on how it effected her and myself. Was a hard price to pay and to be honest one I repay daily for lack of time with my kids. It’s not something I will do again ever as if I feel I’m not happy and have desires to do that I’m old and mature enough having walked that road to say to the female and leave her out of respect for her
  30. 2 points
    js77

    Gyms allowed to re-open after lockdown

    I think that’s the main problem with training at home. I just don’t understand how people can work from home either....... I was in one of those Zoom meetings at the start of lockdown.... all I had on was a T-shirt.. completely naked from the waist down . It’s too easy to cut corners at home.
  31. 2 points
    delbo

    AMA 3.0 Turbo-Charged ft El Chapo

    AMA 4.0 SUPERCHARGED ft. Stuey99 I bet you're the type of kid who when someone asked the teacher a question in school, you answered.
  32. 2 points
    Kazza61

    Covid vaccine.

    For those who say how can they have developed the vaccine so quickly, turns out they started developing it quite a while before anyone had even heard of Covid-19. This is actually a very interesting read.... Oxford vaccine: How did they make it so quickly? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55041371
  33. 2 points
    drwae

    Have you ever cheated on your Mrs?

    Only while on tren
  34. 2 points
    As soon as the average Londoner steps outside the house, they get stabbed by a 12 year old gang member. So covid is the last of their worries.
  35. 2 points
  36. 1 point
    TERBO

    Show us ya pre workouts

  37. 1 point
    Did that this evening. Very tired and knackered, thought I’d sit down with a strong coffee for half hour, then crack on. 20 minutes later, I’ve sacked it off
  38. 1 point
    invisiblekid

    Covid vaccine.

    Hmm, I wasn't going to get the vaccine, but I do like monkey spunk. Dilemma!
  39. 1 point
    Kazza61

    Covid vaccine.

    You still have a choice. Nobody is going to pin you down and inject you. You just have to decide what you want more - to fly somewhere or to not have a vaccine coz Wylde told you it's full of tracking chips and monkey spunk.
  40. 1 point
    invisiblekid

    Covid vaccine.

    That's very wrong. While I don't believe the vaccine is anything sinister, I am pro-choice. And no one should be blackmailed into having the vaccine. People should boycott any business using these tactics IMO.
  41. 1 point
    ByTheNumbers

    Clothing

    So you went for a stringer ...
  42. 1 point
    Hawker90j

    Gyms opening!!!

    You don’t need a gym to make gains on gear. Especially at the doses you lads are running. Improvise I got in the best shape of my life during the last lockdown with nothing but bands, a pull-up bar and a positive mindset.
  43. 1 point
    Tonysco

    Clothing

    Stringers etc.. arent practical imo. They put too much skin in contact with a bench or bar, the moment you start to sweat you'll be sliding all over the place. Loose cotton is best, and probably the cheapest.
  44. 1 point
    Kazza61

    Have you ever cheated on your Mrs?

    Ron is 67 now and in prison charged with a very large number of rapes. There’s another 20 charges after this story: Ron Jeremy: Adult star faces more rape and sexual assault charges https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53978684 He was famous in his younger days for being able to suck his own dick - not sure whether that be a useful skill in prison or not.
  45. 1 point
    js77

    Have you ever cheated on your Mrs?

    Can’t really argue with that to be honest
  46. 1 point
    AnimalLifter

    i want GYM

    when they open? Whats update? That 'sudo apt install' worked.. i FEEL IT!!!!...... im ANIMALIZED.. ANIMAL DNA CODE... Animal till my DNA rots away in the soild... fossilzed im still animal.. Perma Animal!!! They will ask ''How you get so Big? '' ... ill say '' Me? i didnt do anything my ANIMAL done it.. Made me big, you aint got an Animal? you too humanized? if so, i feel sorrow for you and your genetic tree bro' im hit the gym when they open... Work on Chest.. Just Chest.. and back, Lats but mainly Chest! im not being that '' Ima Big yet? '' lad with no Latitudes ... haha.. he was just Longitude bro, he had no Lats, just Long.. haha. You need 3 things to be a BodyBuilder: 1. Longitude - You need haul it for long term 2. Latitude - You need Lats bro, for real, no joke... Pull downs now!! 3. Altitude - You need be in the clouds dreaming where you wanna be.. you need the Attitude of a BEAST LIFTER.. If you FEEL it, you WILL BE it.. Basics bro code style.
  47. 1 point
    Fishy

    HCG

    She also doesn't like gear next to the fish fingers. Good tip though!
  48. 1 point
    Personally I hope they open up all the gyms but ban anyone from lifting more than 10kg at a time. We don't need any injuries on top of this whole covid thing.
  49. 1 point
    im hoping this time the government will learn and listening (feckin high hopes) and keep leisure open regardless on any future lockdowns. people need sports to keep healthy and focused. Plus i think this 2nd lockdown has done a massive amount of mental damage to people. i spent a few hours with a mate yesterday who suffers from mental health. Been in a bad way these last few weeks. Told me he was tempted to buy and neck a bottle of Rum and jump in his car, do 150 down the motorway and just ram the car into the barriers, finish himself off. He would of as well if it wasnt for his care worker/doc talking him out of it. these lockdowns have caused more damage than good.
  50. 1 point
    mrwright

    i want GYM

    Can I hire you as a personal trainer?
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