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  1. 9 points
    39005

    Legal advice required

    my advise would be to call CAB and ask them , you are asking for legal advise on a forum where people routinely ask which end of the syringe they should be sticking in their ass and whether they should be bulking with prawn cocktail or beef and onion crisps * you went over the timeframe , just pay the fine and move on. ** beef and onion for bulking and prawn cocktail for cutting *** use the pointy end
  2. 7 points
    anna1

    Anna’s log the sequel lol

    Thank you all for the concern , just started a treatment for allergies that had me feeling like a zombie for days Just a few half arsed workouts this week Still I felt just fine today , pics just can’t capture my beastliness lol legs look a little more proportinate to rest of my body but that could just be the extra fat on me have a great weekend everyone!
  3. 6 points
    66983

    Is triumph still about and gtg

    Yeah, cost me £75 and her taxi home.
  4. 5 points
    Once a girl approached me outside a club, bumped into me, and said "hey my friend said I'm not going to have sex tonight... totally ruined my night! What should I do!" And I shrugged and said "I dunno" Took me a loooong time to figure out what just happened. I told myself I learned my lesson, now I'm ready for the next time a girl hits on me. It's been 10 years. It never happened again.
  5. 4 points
    nWo

    People that dither

    I hate it when someone stands right in front of a shelf and takes ages to look for what they want and I have to stand there and wait for them to find it. I also hate it when I'm standing in front of a shelf looking for what I want and some ass-hat is breathing down my neck cause they want to look at the same shelf. My hatred isn't always consistent.
  6. 4 points
    AncientOldBloke

    Legal advice required

    I agree with @TERBO above. Now, becauase I'm trenned to the gills, I'll say what he said but in different words and with my unique spin. ANSWER NO 1: Practical advice for a responsible, mature male head of the family: Pay it. Get on with your life. Lift something. Earn some money. Understand that you don't get blown on the way back from every single date. ANSWER NO 2: Legal advice The maximum you owe is what you used and no extra fees on top. If theres a sign saying £100 for overstaying your free allocation then you do owe it. They will CCJ you. Waste 100s of man hours in becoming the UK's leading expert in saving £100. Half a day off work in court, plus 4 hours of form filling to prove that the parking peoople have not lost out on income by dint of you overstaying as they are parking people, not Tesco the retailer. Argue that the laws of agency do not apply in this instance because you have a contract with Tesco, not the parking enforcement company. Chances of success? 50-50 depending on whether the BitchCuntWhore judge's fanny is about to start bleed or not. ANSWER NO 3: Illegal advice Fvuck the courts, the cops and especially f**k the civil service and politicians. Borrow more money on cards, loans and overdrafts Collect a shitload of CCJs including the £350 TERBO mentioned. £500k and it's worth it cos that's what a 2-bed flat costs in a middliing area; somewhere sunny with fast broadband and VOIP. Hide your ill-gotten gains using a foreign partner (market rate fee is 33.33%) who will give it back to you on a specifed date. He'll even open an account for you in yur future new name. Self-bankrupt. Change your name on your passport, driving licence etc. Move house (do NOT take the wife and kids with you - genuinely start again with a new shag tart) Enjoy a new life money-laundering for dumbass thugs. Unlike your customers, drive a banger, do not wear bling jewellery etc. Do not own a watch. 5-10 years time, move to a sunny beach and snort coke off the asses of 6 foot blondes. Bribe the local cops and park where the fvck you like for the rest of your life. Anyone parks in your space, repeatedly stomp on their heads until you see and smell thir brains squeezing out their ears. That'll teach the fudmuckers to f**k you over for £100! Make your choice.
  7. 4 points
    anna1

    great UK Mystery

    @Matt6210 has been naughty, so @Kayleigh8 and I had to take him for a really long walk and have a chat took longer than expected as he [email protected] hates cardio
  8. 4 points
    Tomahawk

    Are there any women around here?

    Just go to the welcome section and see the threads with 10 pages of replies
  9. 3 points
    GymClassHero

    People that dither

    They do my fu**ing head in! For example when you are in a queue at a bar you've had all that time to pick a drink as you can clearly see the choices yet you get there an then pick. Does my nut in. Today I was walking in a restaurant and some woman just stopped dead in front of me in a gap which was the only was out so she could talk to her friend. I said "please can you stop dithering" and she waddled off muttering how rude it was. Who's really rude though me or her just stopping like that without bothering to check she might be in the way. Breathe rant over! Feel better now
  10. 3 points
    Kristina

    Are there any women around here?

    Drugs m8, what else?
  11. 3 points
    If it’s anything like cocks then it will be 5
  12. 3 points
    BLUE(UK)

    People that dither

    I actually do a lot of work for older folk so I often spend time chatting to them as I do my actual work. Most don’t feel old in their head and most do actually have a laugh. Don’t get me wrong, you get the odd unsociable miser but that’s the same regardless of age. Just yesterday I was chatting to a guy who was a painter n decorator before he retired, he is now 84. As we were chatting as I worked he told me that having a laugh with the lads is something he misses, building site banter. As I said before, those who still have their mental faculties don’t feel much older except physically.
  13. 3 points
    Cypionate

    People that dither

    Couples and kids who walk side by side on the footpath leaving no room for you to get past, either kill them with a shoulder barge or walk on the road
  14. 3 points
    Gary29

    People that dither

    This is why I avoid public situations as much as possible, I am going to commit a murder one day, it's just a matter of time.
  15. 3 points
    ILLBehaviour

    Tren Night Terror

    thats the spirit, spoken like a true bodybuilder
  16. 3 points
    Mayzini

    Are there any women around here?

    we apparently only let one or so women in at a time now, so as both you and @HDU have posted this week, now doubt @anna1 and @Flubs will be suspended !! lols we used to have a few ladies on here but all seem to have fallen away. I believe the forum still has a decent hub and decent discussions on training and AAS use and other things are still possible on here. Hope you stick around for a bit, I would like to see a more diverse population on here. sorry to hear of your loss, and hope you can be successful going forward.
  17. 3 points
    Should have f**ked him instead, teach man a lesson
  18. 3 points
    SuperRips

    Are there any women around here?

    Hmmmm @anna1 disappears then Kristina returns .......or was it Anna all along
  19. 2 points
    TERBO

    Are there any women around here?

    All grown up... he's on tinned food now
  20. 2 points
    What’s got one ball and makes girls scream?? peter sutcliffes hammer
  21. 2 points
    simonboyle

    Are there any women around here?

    You're fat and look like you should be! Do you even lift?
  22. 2 points
    TERBO

    Are there any women around here?

    Is it okay if I'm paying them, say £150 ?
  23. 2 points
    Hey pet stop ya grinnin and drop ya linen.... How pet, drop ya draws and me knobs yours Get ya coat you've pulled To bird with mahoossive tits ..I bet when you take ya bra off theirs no wrinkles left in ya face.
  24. 2 points
    They all fall. One swift hit. Job done.
  25. 2 points
  26. 2 points
    MM84

    Are there any women around here?

    It was @anna1 and @Frandeman. But as it turns out it didn’t end up being cheating because they only went for a strole along the beach
  27. 2 points
    anna1

    People that dither

    Haha tell us another fatty story Henda I love those
  28. 2 points
    I've never used chat up lines, just ryhpnol.......
  29. 2 points
    Got Tekkers written all over it besides ex-navy.
  30. 2 points
    ThatsLife

    Legal advice required

    lol, I'll go with option 3 In all seriousness I know I should probably pay it to avoid the hassle, but I'm a stubborn [email protected]*t
  31. 2 points
    BLUE(UK)

    People that dither

    Next time @Cypionate is in that situation again, he’ll think “awww, that’s nice” and it’ll bring a nice warm feeling in his heart and s smile to his face.
  32. 2 points
    anna1

    People that dither

    That’s not fair Blue , @Cypionate is not the only cold hearted [email protected] here
  33. 2 points
    Definitely @Sasnak in a dress. I’ll bet you would as well.
  34. 2 points
    BLUE(UK)

    People that dither

    Two queues, one for those who know what the f’k they want and another for those who’ve already decided. Anyone not saying straight away is told they’re in the wrong queue and ignored.
  35. 2 points
    AncientOldBloke

    People that dither

    But but but, I got no friends so she feels sorry for me!
  36. 2 points
    TERBO

    People that dither

    People at checkouts that seem surprised that they are expected to pay, then spend minutes rummaging around a wallet or purse for their card
  37. 2 points
    Condolences, I know the feeling.
  38. 2 points
    Mayzini

    Legal advice required

    for £100.00 the hassle factor isnt worth it unless you really in s**t street financially but if you are then owing £100.00 parking fine will be the last of his worries.
  39. 2 points
    BLUE(UK)

    Legal advice required

    As others have said. Whilst bailiffs have little to no powers, if this parking company wants to push it, they can do the County Court thing and then escalate the non payment to high court and then the sheriffs will be onto yo’ ass basically. If you work for yourself, own f’call and rent house, lease all your furniture and car, etc then just refuse to sign up to any payment plan and pay nothing. If on the other hand, you own things, you’re really going to have to pay up.
  40. 2 points
    Varg

    Are there any women around here?

    They've all been scared off by all the thirsty meatheads.
  41. 2 points
    Gary29

    Anna’s log the sequel lol

    Glad your pimp made bail x
  42. 2 points
    TERBO

    Legal advice required

    Been through this recently... They will take you to claims court, maybe not now, maybe in 4 years, but if you have no defense (which in fairness you don't seem to have one) the court will rule in their favour and you will owe plus all costs. A £30 fine can jump to £350 easy.
  43. 2 points
    superpube

    Legal advice required

    Be a baller. Pay it, and leave a strong tip. UKMillionaire style
  44. 2 points
    PSevens2017

    Are there any women around here?

    @Kristina not in relation to original Q about Ladies but what’s interesting on here, there is the AMA (ask me anything) thread. Two guys from the US, El Chapo & Ghost recon are two incredibly knowledgeable guys. El Chapo is a research nurse in endocrinology. Ghost recon also works in the field but cant quite remember full title. Someone will know. Sorry Ghost. They have been an outstanding resource for all on here. They have helped dismiss so much bro science that most have had adhered to in one way or another through their training career re: their nutrition, doses, training, physical responses, health etc. They are all about research backed with evidence. Both have educated all on here. Top guys.
  45. 2 points
    monkeybiker

    Are there any women around here?

    On computer it's unread content, top right corner of screen under search box, on phone it's the square box next to the search symbol top right corner.
  46. 2 points
    Kristina

    Are there any women around here?

    Yo yo yo, so have you been down the rabbit hole, what with the 'nWo'? Or does it mean something else? Just been sort of side-tracked with 'real life' - business/travel sort of took over, although been mega stressful over the last couple of years I do feel like I'm getting somewhere with 'life', finally...! Training's kinda reached that stage nowadays I like to maintain rather than smash myself into the ground, feel like I'm getting old at 30 haha! All jokes aside been trying to get pregnant over the last year, I had a miscarriage about a year ago so been trying since. Motivation levels and confidence was messed up for a while but I'm back on it these days. Shame about the forum, I did sort of notice this too. I miss those old days..!
  47. 2 points
    nWo

    Are there any women around here?

    Where you been m8 (you may remember me by my former username, I'mNotAPervert!). Things have changed a lot since you were last here - used to be 50% IIFYM debates, 30% training and steroid chat and 20% gen con nonsense; now it's about 90% gen con nonsense and 10% steroid chat.
  48. 2 points
    Cypionate

    Is triumph still about and gtg

    Should have come to Newcastle, they do it for a bag of chips over here
  49. 2 points
    The-Real-Deal

    Are there any women around here?

    @LeeDaLifter
  50. 2 points
    He's had a 'Senior' moment comin back from gym n has got lost. I heard he was in poundland with an asda trolley trying to pay his council tax
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